What's your mothers bra size?
Mine wears a C.
Recently I've been feeling like I'm ready for someone else in my life and that's led me to the conclusion that I'd like to take care of a woman. If you're interested you can fill out the form below.
Why you think you're good for the role of my girlfriend:
Anything you'd like to say about yourself:
That is all.
All things /co/, mostly DC because Marvel is a shit. Also dabble in vidya, but not as much.
Favourite cartoons include: We Bare Bears, South Park, Gravity Falls, Venture Bros, Steven Universe, OTGW, and the Justice League series. My favourite comics are pre-52 Teen Titans and Batman/Superman.
I have no constructive or interesting hobbies because if I did I probably wouldn't be here. However, I do like to save pictures of Robots from the face threads (pic related). I have fun doing it.
Half Somali/Half Iranian, brown looking
>Why I'd be a good role for gf
I'm nice and I probably have common hobbies. I'm also a khv with few friends. I'm dependable and like comfortable silences. I don't expect much either.
Don't have anything extra to say about myself really, ask if you want to know anything specific.
Thanks to places like reddit and 4chan, sexism against women has literally become a meme. Snarkstein and that one other bitch that used to be a dude are just ridiculous jokes riding the wave of hilarity through it all and most of the pigs in that will be in this thread are the water carrying them.
I'm a woman, I'm good at video games, I'm good at pretty much everything men could be good at, and what's funny is, I'm the girly one in my relationship with my girlfriend, she's even better than me and most men at "manly" things.
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There's nothing wrong with joking about gender issues
it doesn't hurt anybody
it doesn't hold anyone back
>don't drink or do drugs of any kind
>mfw it makes normies mad af
eggman appreciation thread
where did everything go wrong edition
This thread let's actually appreciate him. I'll start.
Eggman can take abuse from r9k like a champ without cracking.
Why don't you lift, robot?
It gives you a purpose and the illusion of self-improvement, it's a form of therapy and mediatation as well. All the hormones and chemicals might help cure you of the depression and anxiety. Improves confidence, mental focus, etc.
Post a description of yourself and I'll make a sim of you, and put you all in a house and watch shit go down.
I did this yesterday and people seemed to like it. Previously, Shrek was cumming on people while they slept and Escobar the autistic /fit/izen was falling for his tricks. Rich the wagekek got in a fight with Adam the shitposting NEET.
>tfw you've never had a real bf
>tfw every guy who's liked you has been perverted or a supreme gentleman
>tfw your friends think you're a normie and you have to hide the fact that you go on /r9k/
>tfw you start panicking when someone mentions 4chan
Notice how everything is to do with how she looks
>oh no these betas will bring down my social standing
>i dont want to get caught doing something my friends dont approve of
>ive never had a boyfriend! Well I have but again admitting I dated anon would put me on a lower social level so i say he wasnt my "real" boyfriend
worthless cunt being worthless, nothing to see
Write a ten word sentence describing what you want in a relationship. I'll start.
>Treat me like a princess. Fuck me like a slut.
Simple. Right robots?
Nice, boring, /co/ bf who will love me forever unconditionally.
Who /wenttoodeep/ here?
Should i do it botz??
Who here /disappointed with modern video games/?
I know people are probably sick of hearing this but I just have such incredible nostalgia for the games of the late 90s and early 2000s. It felt like every major release was something I was excited about, and they were games that other people were excited about too - Majora's Mask, Final Fantasy X, Metroid Prime, etc. Now every headline-grabbing game is yet another generic open world RPG and/or FPS, and I just don't feel like keeping up with the mainstream gaming community at all. I played 2 hours of Skyrim and...
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I know that feel bro. Opening up a Dreamcast on Christmas morning was fucking awesome. Getting a PS4 was like... cool... another console I won't have time to play because of work.
>"Anon, do you have a girlfriend?"
>"Are ... are you ... gay?"
What the fuck m8? Why do normies rather think I'm a faggot than openly acknowledging I'm an incel? Is this just banter or what? I mean they see I'm not a Chad, don't they?
Normies can't imagine anyone could actually be so crippled by anxiety that they wouldn't just approach people until they got a relationship, so they assume you're just lying because you don't want people to know you're homosexual.
my sister asked me if I was gay because I never brought girls home
1. What's your hugbox personality
2. What do you study / where do you work
3. What is your favourite animal
Oh, didn't even read the questions. Nowhere, nowhere, humans I reckon given their intelligence. If potential future superhuman artificial intelligence should fit the criteria for life, then it'll be it.
>wife on a business trip in Detroit
>she is not responding to my texts
Are you the same poor kek who made this thread some time ago? You'll get the same answer:
She's getting spitroasted by at least two niggers from the hood right now. There are no "businesses" in Detroit, only a shithole full of drugs and crime with 80% of its inhabitants being niggers.