Why aren't you roleplaying with horny chicks right now, /r9k/?
If you have a lick of writing talent, they'll RP with you.
Inb4 >lel reddit
Face it, it's a great way of getting human interaction.
>make a friend from r9k
>Talk on kik
>Really short messages, takes ages to reply
>Feel like im bothering him whenever I message him
I just wanted one friend who I can talk to. Why can't I have this?
it sucks not being loved
>tfw no neetbux president
This entire election has been rigged and I'm surprised Americans are putting up with this shit.
Bernie is an economically illiterate statist. Vote for someone who actually values limited government, free markets, and free trade.
There is some mold at the end of my flashlight (I wash it out when I'm done with it, but since I don't dry it I guess mold has started). How do I get rid of it? I've tried putting some cleaner with bleach in it and letting it sit, but it didn't help.
And everybody's watching her
But she's looking at (You) (You) (You) (You-oooo)
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
LISTENING TO DEGENERATE NORMIE MUSIC ON A RADIO GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMALFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS THIS SMUG SMUG MAYMAY DANKY LEG RESPONSE IS FOR (You)
>Update profile picture on social network
>Only like is from someone you asked to like it
who else here /ugly/
>tfw two specific girls always like all your profile pics
>go to bed cuddling body pillow
>cry myself asleep
>dream of anzu
>we are happy with a large family
>she whispers "I love you" and kisses my cheek
>lay in bed for 5 hours, thinking about her
I WANT A QT GIRLFRIEND AND I WANT IT NOW RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>world is mysterious and you are full of adventure
>only things that matter in life are looks, dick size and money and your ability to boast about those things
was this existence all a cruel joke on beta males?
The world is still filled with adventure and mystery, the difference being that as people get older they begin to fear the unknown more and more. This leads people to fill their lives with hallow pursuits and interest in a vain attempt to conceal the fact that they are afraid.
Over come your fear. Pursue knowledge and the meaningful aspects of this world and let no one hold you back or drag you down.
is /r9k/ /b/ for adults?
>tfw just Googl'd "average sex session time" and it's 5 minutes
why the fuck have i been caring my whole life about 5 fucking minutes. i thought it was like an hour at least
Women should not have the right to choose who to mate and breed with. That decision should be made for them by rational men of intelligence. If women continue to have rights, they will only hinder the advancement of the human race by breeding with degenerate men and creating stupid, degenerate offspring. This will cause humanity to become even more depraved with each generation. Women have more power in human society than they deserve, all because of sex. There is no creature more evil and depraved than the human female.
>it's a "I can't get laid because of chad" episode
>Sex in modern human society is biological capitalism
Capitalism in the sense that it comes to those that already have lots of it more than it comes to those who have very little or none?
I found a girlfriend on the IRC, Snoonet 'foreveralonewomen' channel.
>S-sorry I didn't tell you before anon
What would you do anon?
beat her up and then fuck her face because girlyboys are addicted to abuse. everybody wins
I'm so fucking lonely that I've lost interest in everything and all I do is lay in bed and listen to videos of whispering Korean girls because it's the only thing that gives me any sort of satisfaction anymore. Everything else frustrates and/or disgusts me, and I just feel too tired to bother. I am so dissatisfied with everything that until I die I want to do nothing but lay in bed and imagine that I am with the girl who I hear whispering in my ear.
IT IS RUINING YOUR LIFE
MASTURBATION IS WHY YOU'RE LIKE THIS
THERE'S A WAY OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE, IT'S NOT TOO LATE
if its not too late then why would I stop now?
>That'll be 20 bones, plus treat!
>take dog and pizza inside
>eat pizza today, eat dog wok tomorrow
Anyone else happy they don't have a gf?
Women suck and the pleasure from sex only lasts a few seconds.
The return for putting up with them isn't worth it at all.
what is the most realistic apocalypse-scenario that might take place in our lifetime ?
would you be happy to experience the end of the world ?
i have mixed feelings personally on the one hand i would love to see the final end of the depraved human race but on the other hand it would be soul-crushing to realise that you would definitely not experience a loving relationship
AI singularity is a certainty, and will likely take place about 2040.
One way or another, that will destroy the human race, either by ending it's existence, or completely erasing what it means to be human.
Why don't you guys like the beach?
ITT: things we hate
>be a girl with brown eyes
I will never be the prettiest...
Don't worry, brown eyes, especially the dark ones, can be really sexy and warm when on light skin. Brunettes and dark eyed individuals always gave me the sense that they had a more 'alive' sort of looking beauty. My whole family and I have blue eyes but I've never been attracted to them. Not sure if I'm with the majority on this though. They just seem more drawing and mischievous to me. I don't know
If they have a really dark, almost black color they're okay. Brighter and more saturated ones (pic related) indeed look like rrhea
>GF IS 'BUSY' AND NOT RESPONDING TO MY MESSAGES EDITION.
It's that time again lads.
Lets look forward to a constructive discussion and butthurt roasties posting their opinions on why we are the real problem.
Are you the anon that makes these threads and proceeds to attack every single person who agrees with him? I'm not putting up with that retarded Anon's shit anymore. But you're actually using proper grammar so I don't think it's you.
>tfw looking forward to college starting again so that something else is taking up my time other than loneliness and tedium
>get siberian husky pupper
>cute as hell and sleeps all the time
>6 months pass
>constantly wants walks
>tears up the house
>barks at shit outside all day
>can't get him put down because I'm on the sex offenders register
What the fuck do you do with a dog that won't behave?
How many years lose on /r9k ?
>work 8-6 mon-fri
>get excited for weekends
>nothing worthwhile happens on the weekends
>sometimes join skype calls with a guy i used to know irl
>most of the call we dont talk
and whats the deal with the usa drinking age? im 19 and not able to drink alcohol but i can be charged as an adult for drinking alcohol and you have to sign up for selective service at 18 or its a felony. what do you do to add variety to life?...
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>and whats the deal with the usa drinking age?
It was once 18 or 19 through most of the nation. In the 70s Mothers Against Drunk Driving lobbied Congress and got them to put a provision in a federal highway bill stating that any state that didn't raise the drinking age to 21 would be ineligible for federal highway money. Every last one duly fell in line to keep the money coming in.
There are two possibilities.
Either everything is caused--meaning that every event (including your thoughts and including your actions) is the natural and necessary result of the preceding state of the universe, meaning that human actions are simply part of a domino effect.
Or alternatively, some things (such as, perhaps, certain events on a quantum scale) are uncaused. Meaning, those things cannot be caused by our "wills" or anything else.
So whether the universe is entirely deterministic or on some level indeterministic, metaphysical libertarianism...
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Metaphysical possibilities are an entirely human construct.
The universe is not human.
We can ponder free will and creation all we like. It won't change the fact that its all mental gymnastics our monkey brains use to cope with the fact that only oblivion awaits in death.
>everything is caused--meaning that every event (including your thoughts and including your actions) is the natural and necessary result of the preceding state of the universe, meaning that human actions are simply part of a domino effect