>Things r9k will never experience
I will never get to cum on her face whilst she is sleeping
Why even live
Eh, there are upsides to being a robot.
Remember the good old days of being friendzoned by that one chick you IM'd constantly?
What if I told you you could relive it all in a few clicks?
>ugly white piggu
>goes to japan
>gets gf way out of his league
Wait, so is this a thing? Are good looking Japanese women actually waiting for robots?
white betas definitely have an edge in asian countries, but that girl is not exactly a stunner herself.
it's just that in the west they'd have to date down. in asia they can date in their own "league".
Yes it's very real
In multiple ways, one that ugly white dudes go to Japan/Asia at large to get hot azn gf, and two that some/many azn cHicKz can't really differentiate white bois
Note you'll be judged coz of how much a thing it is if you come back home slash by lots of azns who kno ur an uggo failed yt boy
Last thread died, so a new thread is here.
> Post favorite fetish(es)
> Post fetishes that you find absolutely disgusting.
Anything sissyfication. Although I am a really big, masculine guy, I don't give a fuck to be honest. Traps, trannies, cum, sissy hypno, buttplugs for hours, large dildos. I always feel extreme shame after I've orgasmed though. Also golden showers, wetting, panty pooping and pegging / being used.
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>on a leisurely stroll through a back alley
I would probably try yelling mean things. Kids can be evil, but from my experience yelling at them completely cripples them to a sobbing mess.
Also, it's better for onlookers to think you hate children rather than touch them. They might think you are a terrible person, but you won't get lynched.
Can we have a comfy/nostalgic/childhood thread? Post songs or talk about memories from your childhood that make you feel warm inside and happy. Let's all be kids for a bit. Please keep the posts positive.
It's raining outside and I'm listening to this in my bed under the covers I miss this game have some good memories with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7J910J9vk0 Feels good senpai
what phone wallpaper do you use to scare normies?
We're wasting time here.
>my vagina when a guy shaves his chest
Wait, what? Is that a real thing? I mean, if you really wanted that hairless twink body I would understand waxing, but surely shaving would just leave you with retarded looking chest stubble?
>my penis when a girl doesn't shave her butthole
>tfw still no qt fat Polish or other Eastern European Christmas cake fembot gf to travel the EU with and settle down in a nice apartment in a picturesque town and watch everything fall apart together
>5 page paper on Crime and Punishment due at midnight
>only have thesis statement done
I FUCKING HATE LITERATURE CLASSES
Try to argue that the justice system and imprisonment is flawed by referencing usa. They are not "correctional facilities", high rate of return to crime and people keep going to prison anyway.
Post rare Spurdo's
Girls fuck me for my body and handsome face they don't care that I lack personality, how does that make you beta's feel?
How many of you have actually been to a psychologist and/or therapist and tried to become a normie/fix your life?
I turn 29 next month. I have low testosterone (confirmed by doctor) and I am a beta-male virgin. All I do is go to work and come home and sleep/use 4chan. Help me /r9k/