I'm playing the Sims 4. Post a description of yourself and I'll put you all into a house and watch shit go down.
Another anon did this a few days back so I wanted to try it. I have the Sims 3 as well with most of the DLC so we could do that if you prefer.
No, don't add her, add me instead
5'x", male, cute, slim, long (for a guy) dark brown hair, any nice looking clothes you want, long-sleeved shirts
I'm more excited to see what happens than she is!
Name and describe the most annoying women you personally know. I'll start. This bitch's name is Emily.
>looks and personality are a solid 3/10
>chubby, has glasses, and dresses terribly
>a legitimate Tumblrina
>has unironically told someone to check their privilege
>bisexual, gender fluid, and polyandrous
>has multiple beta orbiters
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Literally vagina, she might be a horrid person and fugly as shit but the poon could be good so who knows?
What's keeping you from delivering your Jimmy Jon to this hungry customer?
>Literally vagina, she might be a horrid person and fugly as shit but the poon could be good so who knows?
It's really disheartening to hear that even though it's said in about every thread. Women don't even have to try it seems.
>What's keeping you from delivering your Jimmy Jon to this hungry customer?
No thanks, I want have sex with someone I have feelings for.
Mine is also an Emily
>6/10 on a good day
>no tits or ass
>whiny as fuck
>only thing she ever talks about is how she is in love with this gay guy in our class and how she hates her bf of over a year because he is too nice to her and how she can't wait to break up with him and rub it in his face
Sex was about love once
It still is.
>tfw sex with husband
>tfw instantly connected after
>tfw wake up feeling fucking great/loving
Open your ass?
Open your ass.
It hurts being alive.
I'm such a failure at everything. I have nothing: no friends, no money, no future. My
Internetbf left me months and months ago, but I can't get over him.
My life is terrible.
Well, i like to think of r9k as my lover. Sure, he's abusive and mean, but occasionally he says or does something nice or funny, and i stick around for it.
Anyways, we're here to be your abusive bf bb. ;^)
Who /pissed/ here?
>change profile picture
>get only 2 likes from girls
How do i into chad?
>banned from Uni's "Nerd Connect Club" for being too weird and nerdy
What's the point
You can have sex with one person who society says that you're not supposed to.
No consequences whatsoever.
Who would it be?
Sweet, sweet 14 year old pussy.
Men hate thread
Let's get this started
that's rough, some men truly are pigs and I just can't believe they would hurt a defenceless woman. men are stronger than women that much is true so a man should never hit a woman, you should not harm the weak.
Hooray wagie! Today is your one OFFFICAL day off. Just remember your 24 hours of freedom goes quickly. Don't sleep it all away.
>I'm a diabled vet NEET
>100% disabled from USMC/deployments fucking me up
>Collect NEETdisBUX every month
Feels good man, served my country (implying jews, oil, etc, don't care, say what you want, I'm a free man now and happier than YOU) and get free shit the rest of my life.
Yeah no, I dont care if I lose a finger, I'd rather be whole that live on neetbux friend.
And yes, you were a puppet of the Juden. What did you lose so I Can rub it extra hard tonight knowing its still attached?
How does someone become a NEET?
this, currently on year 3 of that exact thing. Want to look for jobs now but don't know what to make up on my resume to explain last 3 years.
I'm fucking terrified to the idea of getting a gf and her cheating on me.
I can't stop seeing everywhere how many people get cheated on and I feel that would destroy me, I couldn't bare it. What is even the point of love if it ends up like this? It scares me to no end.
>tfw you will never be anything more than a nigger
>don't even want a gf
>knowing I don't have much of a choice in the first place because every woman around me either goes for Tyrone or they just go for a white guy still fucks with me
It's a weird feeling.
Hello, robots. I am a certified chad and a total piece of shit. I will help you get laid / get that girl to start talking to you again, etc. Post a screenshot of where you are in a convo, or whatever, and I will give you A+ advice.
You must do exactly as I say, though, or it makes it hard for me to help you. I'm good at this. What do you really have to lose?
Women serve the primary biological purposes of producing offspring and bonding with men. Multiple men producing children with a single woman will tend to be highly nonviolent with each-other by nature since they love a common person. This mechanism is the reason, also, why brothers are typically more bonded than other male pairings; their common love for their mother keeps them placid. The optimal social arrangement between men and women would be multiple women to every man, and these women would all be shared. Sex...
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Thats so great I will probably save it when I get home. And what about their personality? Also do you classify women in different categories? Dont feel obliged to answer, I am just sitting here and waiting the grills to wake up.