>"Is it in yet anon....All of it?"
How do I approach people? I never get invited to parties and I don't drink, so I can't go to a bar to make friends. These seem to be the only places where you can talk to complete strangers without provocation. The closest thing to a social event is going to class.
>see a qt girl
>you're normal-looking enough to talk to her
>you can't without looking like a weirdo because you're not in a social setting
Try looking for clubs or something. Why don't you drink? Are you underage, moral problem, medical problem, what?
I ask only because going to a bar (even if you only order one or two beers) is an easy way to get to talk to people. Even if you don't give a shit about them and you never talk to them again, it's a nice exercise and practice. Helps keep you from fully sperging when it actually matters.
I am a [B e t a' M a l e]
A little bit about me,
> I am 47 years old, living with my mother whom is 85.
> I tip cam girls on chaturbate using mothers retirement funds, the girls hardly listen to my demands.
> I invited a whore to my place, mother was making dinner when she asked who my new friend was, I have a new whore each week pretending to be my friend.
> I am a heroine addict, I bang 2 grams of heroine a day.
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>tfw this is the first time I've browsed /r9k/ since August (came back like once around the time the robot was added back and was surprised by that)
>tfw I literally browsed this shithole for the past 5 years straight
I honestly don't know how I should feel. I mean I haven't gone normie but I literally can't stop browsing /g/ and /int/ now. Am I finally going to make it? This is good right robots?
Honestly? No. I still don't have a job, still a loser NEET, but I don't really worry about not having a gf or friends anymore. And the few people I did talk to on Skype I've completely cut off at this point. The only people I talk to are the anons on /g/ and /int/. I'm not happy, but at the same time I don't feel as depressed or as shitty as I used to when I browsed /r9k/ for hours on end.
The only word that could describe how I feel is purgatory. Do you think I'm going to make it?
Yes, you're probably going to make it.
Just don't forget about me when you're on the other side, bruh.
Anyone ever stocked groceries before?
How was it?
Its not all bad honestly
Its a great robot job. I met a few cool people and everybody are wierdos so it keeps it interesting. The customers will ask you were things are but its pretty easy. In the beginning if you don't know where anything is just say your new and to ask the other worker in the next isle or go walk the customer to the worker.
I would go for it op. Bonus points if its 3rd shift.
I stock groceries overnight.
It's not bad, I don't have to talk to anyone my entire shift. My only problem is that the shifts are long because I work in a huge store and if I ever wanted to I probably couldn't have much of a relationship with the other employees.
Welcome to the f&f tavern
Come one come all
The regular keep hasnt been around so I decided to open it up and hold down the fort.
Discuss feels or just come in for some cheeky banter and a pint
Normies arent allowed. Robo id is needed
Here's my ID sir.
Can I have some Hot Choclate if you have any? Water is fine if you don't have any. I feel bad today, I was just air drumming to some music and now I feel like a sperg, I had a rough day today and what better way to end it is to sperg out.
> Friendzone: The game
don't you wish you were born in israel as a jew?
life fucking sucks
Any fellow NYC robots?.... riding the subway alone...
I took yours guys advice and this is how it went
>went outside for the first time in 2 months
>went to the library
>sat in a chair on my phone browsing r9k for 5 hours
>waiting to find a girl to try and talk to
>finally a 6/10 girl comes in and sits two tables away
>stare at her for 3 minutes so she knows i'm interested in her
>she notices within the first 10 secs
>Get up and grab the first book I see and sit right next to her
>say hello your hair looks like cute tornado
>she looks at me wierd and she does not say a word
>put my headphones in and start listening to music cause I think i fucked up some how
>she leaves after 2 minutes
I have no clue what i did wrong
Any idea on how to improve from this?
I don't know man, I got drunk yesterday, met some girl whose name sounds something like Katana and some dude hit me in the face because I screamed "allahu akbar" at him. Called the cops and he apologised, so I didn't press any charges.
as for your girl problems, just do drugs (alcohol is a good drug to start) and go to bars/clubs and talk about how capitalism fucks us all and what we consume defines us.
So many things wrong
First of all you don't pick up girls in a library this isn't a rom com
Secondly don't stare period you can throw glances to gauge interest but that's it. Even if she stairs at you try not to look back it will allow you to hold more interest.
Then don't approach with a compliment it's creepy you can be more clever then that. Your in a library you could of asked about a book.
>tfw you will never cut open a girl's stomach while fucking her and feel her last breath as blood and guts pour out
The world needs more guro
>tfw considering an "arranged" marraige
At any moment I can ask my aunt for a 5/10 wife, I am 19 and probably have no future with women. Should I do it after Uni?
Yes. If you're not a Chad you'll have zero chance of getting any woman at all. And any woman "in the market" has taken hundreds of dicks and won't be able to bond with you because she's looking for a hundred more.
Get a decent woman from a decent family AND NEVER LOOK BACK
Rare pepe at a coffee shop on the Lower East Side in NYC
So.. People keep using it now for buisness. Don't they know after that school shooting nobody wants to use pepe anymore? Or are people really that stupid that they don't care aslong as it is 'funny frog face'
Hey guys I've just hit rock bottom today and as far as I know, this is the place where shit people comes to ask for suicide advice (I don't have access to guns or that kind of shit so be creative you lovely fellas).
you really are rock bottom if you can't think of any way to kill yourself
or you're a woman that only wants to do it for attention
I don't think you want to die actually, if you wanted to die you would have already thrown yourself off a building, but instead you want to publicly broadcast that you are indeed going to kill yourself, and are sick of life.
You fucking disgust me cunt, fuck you.
Order a vast quantity of powerful CNS depressants on the internet, a tank of nitrogen (helium is usually adulterated), set up an exit bag, take the drugs, wait for them to start to kick in, then use the exit bag, and after a few deep inhales it's lights out.