>go to the cinema
>there are no showers
>go to ciniema
>see penis inspector performing random checks
>stand in line desperately hoping I don't get picked
>fail inspection for hiding small stash of weed under my foreskin
>get arrested and sent to Grimsby
>get attacked by falcon on way out
>tfw finally get a gf and get to second base
>tfw you realize that she doesn't shave
>tfw her vag smells like shit
Want a woman to touch your penis?
Take a fork, make your penis bleed, ride a bike to the hospital.
50% chance a female doctor will take a look at it.
It was a man? Do it again.
>have testicular problems
>go to urologist
>pull down pants
>hee looks at penis
>plays with urethra and laughs
what the fuck just happened?
I have varicoceles, why did he need to play with my urethra and laugh at my penis?
how long am i supposed to wait before i ask her to be my girlfriend? and how do i go about that? /adv/ is dead so i decided to post here
Do you mind if non-Asian girls call you senpai or oppa?
Why are like 90% of you so fucking gay?
Is there a problem Anon-kun?
>he doesn't wear a proper suit
>he doesn't walk with a cane
>he doesn't use a feathered pen
are you even a man?
do you know what class is?
I would actually befriend him. Doesn't look like he gives a single shit about the norm. He probably just dresses and acts that way because it's how he rolls. Fuck these basic bitches thinking they superior. I like individuals, not just people.
>There are people on this board who ACTUALLY have NO friends
I'm nearly 30. Haven't had friends since highschool finished.
My dad us 63 and I don't remember a time where he ever had friends.
The thought of an adult male having friends feels like such a foreign concept to me and I am literally weirded out by it any time I encounter it.
I imagine my life would be very different if I grew up around a father who actually had friends. I'd have probably turned out different for the better, been much more social etc.
If you died today, how many people would attend your funeral?
Who here /canada/? No immigrants please.
who else /gta/
Red flags for /people/, not just men and women.
>They're so starved for attention they use a tripcode on an anonymous board
>mfw BTFO in 8 words
My brother is a 30 y.o KV, has never had a gf. He still manages to some how have a lot of friends and works a good job. He has even got a lot of social experience in that he does speeches at large events with hundreds of people.
How the hell does he actually keep going on with his life without ever having a gf and being a KV? I just don't get it. I am the same as him in that regard but I shut myself in instead of going on with life.
>not katy perry
into the trash she goes
I'm a phd student who seems to have it all together, have given talks in front of dozens of people, look at most a little shy/quirky from the outside but handle people just fine
Inside I think daily of suicide, often self harm, don't have anyone to talk to, etc
Point is, maybe it's just looks
What does /r9k/'s desktop look like? Pic related, mine.
Which where you?
I was the kid that stared at a girl if I liked her
I stared at every girl in the class and monitored their facial expressions when I looked at them and kept track of it all.
I never even got reported or anything so maybe I'm kind of good looking huh?
Picture a cringe-worthy edgy beta like the one OP's image but swap the knife and Fluttershy for Rarity and a Balisong
that's which kid I was