What does it feel like to have a girl's lips around your cock?
what's Her name, /r9k/?
what does She look like?
>i've kissed a girl in the past month
get the fuck out of here, you aren't true robots
>super smash bros melee
>one punch man
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craft beer and shitty hipster music. those are the worst kind of people
the normiesphere is wider than you think senpai
being on r9k makes you a normie to some people
we all are retarded normies in some way
imagine if all robots congregated in one place. all robot behaviours would become "normal", and what traditional normies act like now, that may be the new "robot"
>tfw multiple girls show interest in you but always expect you to approach, make conversation, break the ice etc or else nothing happens
>tfw too inhibited to do anything
>tfw lonely virgin despite constantly seeing girls who are interested
So I have my first job interview for my first job tomorrow.
Please help. What the fuck do i do.
I applied to be a floor person stocking shelves in a supermarket. I have no working experience. All I can say is that I was a part of a team at school.
I don't have a printer and I don't have my most recent resume printed out.
Did you guys being resumes in to Your supermarket interviews??
You don't need a resume for that kind of job. You just fill out an application.
Talk about (or make up a story about) some times where you were good at following detailed directions.
Show up 10-15 min early. Wear some good clothes.
If they don't hire you find the spaghetti aisle and dump it on the floor.... dinosaur.
I used to lift 120 pound robots on and off playing fields
I've done filework for teachers before
You have to be very organized to do electrical work. Sound convincing?
I hope my experience on a team convinces them, its all I have.
Been really tempted to try an escort recently. I found quite a few that aren't bad nearby and the prices are decent.
Has anyone who has done it before gotten any advice? Or to talk me out of it or something.
It's not my first time. But I've been quite lonely and really miss intimacy.
Anyone know of escorts or escort services around Brighton and Sussex?
You can literally just google it lad
What should I watch next?
I'm able to do 30 in one go and more throughout the day, also up to 40-50 squats as well, wby senpaitachi?
Real nigga hours edition
Is anyone here even trying anymore?
How many of us have really given up and aren't doing anything with their lives?
i did for 6 months
she tricked my beta orbiter ass into becoming a father and a provider.
i didnt listen to /r9k/ and after 5 months i met the kid's father.
>the first thing he did was drive his pickup up into my botanic beta garden and crushed my dog's $300 kennel
>i asked for compensation, he replied that not kicking my ass is enough compensation
why are the fathers always Chads?
Does pheromone cologne work? I just bought a bottle and it's on its way. Does anyone have any experience using this stuff? It's scientifically and chemically proven but DOES IT WORK?
NEET COLONY 2.0
How do we do it? I want to buy a plot of land and let everyone live on it. Where do we buy it?
My idea was to buy ~100 acres of land and build trailers and later houses where everybody can get their own room and everybody work ~2-4 hours a day or pay a small fee to keep it all going.
I have ~$200k to start out with and people may wanna put in some money themself
A NEET colony, by definition, wouldn't be sustainable. It would just be a bunch of parasites living without any kind of work to produce capital.
Would asian girls be interested in a 5'10 hairy hispanic with acne scars? I make around $20k a year.