How do I get a gf when I'm too busy working and doing self improvement stuff normies told me I need to get a gf
Fuck the normies, keep doing what you're going.
Don't let normalfaggotry sway you away from your work and self-improvement.
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET JUST ONE FUCKING (YOU)!!!???!?!?!?!?!?~!???!?!?!?
Who /dumb/ here?
>tfw can't get past basic derivatives in calculus 1
>thinking you're smart your whole life
>doing great in school without much effort
>go to uni
>drop out miserably
Well, it's better to think you've been stupid your whole life than to find out later.
you think thats bad? i was in the one-step-above-tards math class in 11th and 12th grade and i still barely passed high school
How many years until gays are recognized as the trash of society again?
Who /shit scares/ here?
>tfw turtleheading all day long
>stomach cramps from holding it in
>not sure whether you pooped a little or just got swamp ass
Help me out /r9k/ world's weirdest problem incoming
I'm a typical beta autistic loser but it has finally dawned on me that I could escape this bullshit crappy life by simply switching genders
>I am already the low test /cuteboy/ type
>I have plenty feminine traits
>I do like dick
>Years of hookers has made me bored of sex with women
>I've fantasied about being female since I was 10
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...W-why do so many c-cute anime girls post on /r9k/~
normalslave blue pilled memes that robots objectively hate if they belong here thread. I'll start
Pic related, the typical wageslave on his day off.
Female pussy was made for NEET cock.
>mfw its saturday
>mfw getting up at 10 instead of 7
>mfw masturbation and 4chan all day
Feels so fucking good, man.
If only I was privileged enough to be born to rich parents in a rich society, so I wouldnt have to work 50 hours a week to afford my apartment, food and clothing.
Still, being free 2 days a week is better than not being free ever.
WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD
nobody cares about your bluepill normie facebook memes, normalslime. robots that fit in here and have a place here all objectively hate you and sage
Here comes the dubs, feel them
I just realized something bots
We have a real opportunity with this Syrian refuge thing.
If there is a way for us to take in a refugee, we could do it. But only under the catch that we get a hot Syrian who will be our gf.
I can't believe it took this long for of us to realize.
They will go searching for another man just as easily as they bounce between countries to get to Germany.
If they don't get the amenities they desire or feel they deserve, they are not happy.
Reminder that Syrian girls were literally MADE for white cock.
General Topic: "Aside from being yan, what traits do you look for in yandies?"
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Faggots belong on their containment boards
Make threads expressing this sentimental if you agree
>tfw you will never snuggle OP and teach him that it's okay to love and be loved, that he is fighting battles when there are no reasons to fight them, that sometimes it's okay to let go
Live and let live
>expressing this sentimental
sentiments are for women.
and the only reason the shills want to ban gays is because gay mixed black and white males are so prevalent that it selects against black/white pairings, acting as a natural check against that form of reproduction
eat a dick baph
Be frank with me, robots. Does it ever get any better?
>always lonely because of social anxiety and autistic nature
>meet a girl in middle school
>several years later, friend becomes gf in college
>for the first time in your life, someone might actually love you
>gf is polygamist
>"oh no, I-I don't mind. As long as you're h-happy anon"
>fast forward many months
>gfs ex moves and they break up
>be relieved and continue to have a happy normal relationship with gf
>gf is not only gf, but only friend and family you have. gf is all that you have
>fast forward several more months
>"I invited my ex over, don't worry it'll be fun and she really wants to be your friend, too"
>ex is better than you in every single way; looks, intelligence, has you beat in every aspect
>"Oh, that s-sounds g-great anon. I c-can't wait"
>We take hour long trip to pick up ex, things go surprisingly well though severely uncomfortable. >burning stomach pains are coming in and you get sweaty
>bring her back home, already late
>we make some food, watch a show, etc.
>gf says that we'll all sleep on the floor together on a little pallet
>"There we go, anon! Now we can just fall asleep here in case we get to tired watching TV and all ^-^"
>go to sleep
>gf rests between you and your ex
>back turned to gf and ex
>can't stay asleep because tension headache
>worried about work next morning, dreading long shift
>try to sleep anyway
>shared blanket keeps getting pulled away from me
>try to grip a little, but ends up getting pulled away every time
>pull arms and legs into shirt instead
>gf keeps shifting in her sleep, slowly forcing me off pallet
>cold, on the floor, finally decide to get up and move to the bed
>gf is holding ex
>tfw when no one will ever love you
>not even your gf
she's a woman that used to date my gf and she's also "pansexual".
I feel like I made a huge mistake, but I don't have anyone else or anywhere else to go. I'd rather be alone, but I don't make enough to live on my own yet
Have any robots traveled to SE Asia?
I'm 23, KV NEET. Over the last year I've developed a small online business which is now making $3k/mo - a very livable wage in SE Asia. I'm thinking of living there for a few months, banging Thai girls, etc.
Is there any reason this might be a bad idea?