ITT: Advice for girls your mom gave you
>Treat girls like princesses and they'll like you
Alright robots. I got an unkempt fembot NEET on the line. She believes NEET men on average are more intelligent, insightful, and worth reproducing with than wagies. Wagies are just dead bodies on auto pilot, and can't really become interesting people when they never have any free time. Submit your questions to her.
Friday night. They get to simulate freedom for two nights in a row.
>tfw no semi-retarded Asian gf
Why are derpy looking Asians to hot?
I'm pretty sure she is from the projects, she's a total hoodrat.
She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome. Hot little body though.
Challenge: Greentext reasons why you are on /r9k/ and try to justify your presence here.
What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
ERP cuteboys anime posters need not apply.
Almost fucked a trap.
I had her on the bed, and disrobed her, uh, nether regions. And then I saw the penis -they'd told me, I thought I could handle it- and then I went limp. And I didn't even want to think of her getting harder whilst doing it.
So I just made out with her and... and I jacked her off till I she'd cum twice and was all nice and gasping, then I pretended that I was going to go in but said I had a headache and excused myself.
>tfw have to buy clothes from the kids section
Why is she so happy in this pic?
How many sexual partners can a woman have had before you would stop considering her wife material?
The girl I'm infatuated with I know has had 9 boyfriends and least 12 total sexual partner. But that's just the ones I know of, I'm sure there would be a quite a few one night stands too. She backpacked across Europe in her early 20s so it's probably 20+ and maybe even 30 or more.
At what point does it become too many?
>How many sexual partners can a woman have had before you would stop considering her wife material?
I would stop considering her wife material if she had sex ever, with anyone besides me.
Have you ever had a female orbiter?
Yes, but only recently, I moved back to my hometown and am working a fast food job (lol) and there's lots of young girls there who think that i'm the shit just for having a car. There's a chubby 17 year old there who orbits me. It's a lot different than I thought it'd be. Like, she just makes lots of sexual jokes and asks me to be her boyfriend a lot, it's not timid shadowing, like what I've seen.
So robots, what does your mother do for a living?
I wonder if we'll find a trend?
What is your power level?
who /running on empty/ here?
this week didn't go very well nor am I looking forward for the next
Her to be honest family. Girls don't want to date me. The one that I thought loved me clearly doesn't the paper I handed in for my International Conflict and its REsolution class was total BS. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. Fuck you Dr. Najem. I don't mean that, I'm just drunk and needed to say it. Why can't he understand that I'm a sack of shit who won't get into his master's program and won't do anyhting with his life. I'm drunk. Sorry for shitting up your thread but I know what you're on about you know....
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I'm playing Sims 2. Post a picture and/or describe yourself/your personality, plus the name you'd like to go by and I'll try and make a sim out of you, then stick us all in a single massive house and sit back.
We'll see how long it takes /r9kHouse/ to go crazy or burn down.
Could really use a hug right now
Also, why can't I see the fucking image preview when I'm choosing the file to upload. Fucking Android