>robot gets BTFO
Yfw he will be slaying poon left and right after the Twitter reaction. Lots of girls like that shit anon.
Mtf trans trash are hurting masculine looking women because everyone now has a legitimate fear that said women have a penis.
>CSGO is pure shit
>People only play it because its ancestors were the shit back in the 2000s, people got addicted to the gameplay. And even more people play csgo because their friends who played the ancestors play csgo.
>Otherwise that piece of shit in today's industry would be NOWHERE. Dead.
That's more of a fact though.
>had the noose around my neck
>as it was clamping down I panicked
>unloosen the rope and come back here crying
I want to do it /r9k/ but I can't get past the choking for air part.
You don't need to tie the noose especially tight, it just has to be an actual noose so that when you kick away the chair or whatever the rope will tighten around your neck and you won't be able to reach anything to save yourself as the blood is cut off to your brain and your windpipe is constricted.
You could always find some other way to end it.
The thing that keeps me away from hanging is the high chance of failure. I don't want to try to kill myself, fail, and end up being a brain dead vegetable that can be manipulated for the rest of my life.
>decide to kindpost and give respectful replies and offer honest insight
>someone calls you a fag anyway
>he doesn't masturbate by sticking his dick in between his feet and thrusting.
I seriously do this.
I think that would be more back muscle instead of hamstring(?) for the other one
who /coffee/ here? coffee is god tier, so far ive had 3 cups feelsgoodman.jpg probably gonna drink 3 more today.
Yeah it's great. One of the few things worth getting out of bed for each day. I just drink instant coffee at home though. I'd consider a setup with real beans and all that shit if I had a job + my own place.
Get on my level, I drink a pot everymorning within my first 2 hours, then I catch the bus to work and on my walk to the station I stop at a local coffee shop for a cup, then once Im at work I drink between 6-8 cups during my hour shift, and then right before I go to bed I have a nice warm espresso,
I think I have a problem.
What does it feel like to hug a girl?
If I hire a prostitute then refuse to pay her is there anything she can do to me without getting herself arrested?
what is your weight robots?
Music that brings your brain to life.
Share a song that makes you think.
I don't care if it's up or down.
Take me on your journey!
M83 - Outro
(from the album "Hurry Up, Were Dreaming") are quite powerful imo
when hearing it i imagine an astronaut being on the moon and looking on earth shortly before its destroyed by nukes, the sun collapsing, whatever
Have you guys ever thought about hitting on syrian refugees?
You just need to find a syrian qt, take her to your home and bam. Instant gf.
What are the viable life plan options for one who wishes to never work?
>this is the average "fembot"
NONE OF YOU BITCHES KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A "FEMBOT" BECAUSE MOST OF YOU ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY
NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE AN UGLY GIRL
AND EVEN IF SOME OF YOU ARE UGLY YOU CAN STILL GET GUYS TO FUCK YOU
>tfw ugly lesbian
Well there's your problem. Now you have entered the dangerous and time consuming game of wooing women and their impossible standards. Just go straight and fuck any man you meet, then get a beta provider.
Well, it's not as hard for you as it would be for an ugly straight girl to find a gf. Women's sexuality isn't as physical as men's. I've seen some pretty ugly lesbians together who looked totally happy, and straight girls with ugly guys who were just Chads in personality.
So, I think it's safe to say many of us are here because we know we're never going to have the kind of relationship we want. Instead of bitching and whining, why don't we come up with alternatives that might result in some degree of happiness?
To begin this discussion let's start with the issue of sex robots. How close is the age of robo-waifu/husbando, realistically? Is any company actually working on this? There are some pretty realistic real dolls, etc. but all they do is lay there like an overpriced fleshlight (which is basically all they are).
i don't want a realistic mate i want a sex object