Why do I love her so much even though she's fucked dozens of men? I hate every other whore but she's special some how...
Because that's our purpose as men, love them, love the beautiful and perfect yet mysterious women, after all, they are thw perfect beings of the creation, beauty itself made a woman.
well, well wellll wagekeks.. how was sucking your bosses balls today? did you make him some money or were you a worthless little wageslave? just keep at it though I need my $1800 NEETbux every 2 weeks maybe you'll get that raise someday you uncultured swine.
what did I do today??? well superior NEETs actually have free time so my day was spent on literature, fine art, philosophy and fucking your gf while you were at your shit job because she likes an enlightened man.
only fooling yourselves wagekeks.
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child? I will start.
>When I was growing up, my dad was a cop
>He used to send me text messages while I was at school about the stuff going on in his shift, if anything exciting came up
>I used to love it when he'd send me texts about a murder or other exciting crimes, although this was fairly rare as I grew up in a pretty small town.
>There was a girl at my school called Keira Mackie
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Today a woman, shorter than me, said the words "You're so tiny." to me
Someone kill me, the suicide pills are on the top shelf and I can't reach them
I'm 5'10 1/2 and one time this girl i was hanging out with said "wow anon you're pretty short, I never really noticed"
She was 5'4 at best. I also had shoes on making me closer to 5'11 and change.
GET IN HERE! MAKE YOUR NIGHT A HAPPY ONE!
DJ Refuses To Play Stacies Song
>actually requesting that faggot ass whip it song
Why are whites so corny?
New card. What do you think?
Stop complaining that you can't get a girlfriend there are literally so many lonely awkward girls online if you know where to look just go to tumblr.
I'd prefer to be single than go after annoying mentally ill bitches.
who /don't have a hobby and spend most of their time in front of the computer/ here?
trying to change tbuh familia
Girls can't be autistic. They can't be spergs.
Prove me wrong.
Oh, didn't see ya there, Wageslave. Right now I'm eating a warm and 100% FREAH Subway sandwich while waiting for a wagekek's gf to cum over and do anal. You best be getting ready for bed, you need the rest for tomorrow's day of slavery!
>say I'm going out for office supplies
>get a subway on the way back
>boss is none the wiser
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Why aren't you pimping out your sister /r9k/?
>tfw /r9k/ is full of anti-normie spam
>tfw /r9k/ used to be full of normies
>tfw this board was known for its tinychat and AIM and skype threads
i spent so much time here in high school and now it's shit ;_;
The autists invaded when the robot was turned off, since this was always the greentext board that people came to bitch about relationship problems, now it's just every retard who wants an autist safe-space.
Where do you put your jizz after you cum?
I just wipe it into my bathrobe that I wear all day. Used to put it under my mattress but the stains were getting too bad. Now my bathrobe is getting all stiff and crispy from all the dry cum.
>my first and only airbnb host called me creepy and gave me a one star review
>Now life feels like a cheap porn made by amateur flim college students
Who /psychedelics/ here?