>go to store to buy condoms
>they're behind glass
>"Please ask pharmacy for assistance"
"Anal coming guy"
hey guys just wanted to hear your opinion about my new wallpaper, pic releated
i fuckin love the loli in there so tight and hot, probably pure as fuck also because shes a enginer n shit
>tfw no virgin late teen well off bf
i think i have found the utter epitome of the robots
this is raymond robinson who lost his eyes and nose due to an accident at an electrical line - his skin also seemed to be green
he left his home almost exclusively during the night to avoid mass hysteria by showing his completley deformed face
he even birthed an urban legend of the ghostly "green man" walking in the streets at night
>tfw no genial bf
How do you deal with the absurdity that is life?
life is not absurd. we are biological machines descended from over a billion years of biological progression. any absurdity created is the result of people trying to advance culture in a non-traditional way and failing.
the whole point of doctor manhattan's character is a commentary on how humans are willing to fight and destroy each other for petty reasons. edgy idiots think he is in favor of nihilism even though he goes to a distant planet to form a new earth at the end of the comic.
How do I get out of the rut of self-stimulating, isolating behaviors? I have an internet obsession that borders on addiction, and whenever I force myself to get off the computer I feel totally strung out and depressed. I really want to live virtuously i.e. not be a gluttonous shill for technology but everything else is so fucking boring. How do I stop /r9k/?
Well you're strung out and depressed when you're on your computer too, you're just avoiding it. I know because I do the same thing.
Not necessarily. I have moments where I feel content, especially after exercising or going out w/ friends or family. It's more along the lines of addictive behavior, like constant dopamine hits that leave me feeling like shit afterwards.
tl;dr I have an issue with web/porn marathoning and the ensuing crashes that last hours.
I wish I had a personality.
I wish I was more confident in myself.
I wish I didn't always put myself down.
I wish I wasn't so boring and mundane.
After wagslaving for a year, I'm convinced personalty > looks.
The amount of average/below average guys I've seen with hotties is crazy. I got really depressed yesterday. I saw his absolutely gorgeous girl, easy 8/10.
I thought to myself wow, I could never get with someone like her. Then I see her run up to some tall dude, who was at below average as fuck. Like you know how when...
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>be high as fuck at 3 in the morning
>Want cinnamon rolls
> Try to open cinnamon rolls
>Be weak betafag
>cant open cinnmon rolls
>throw the entire cinnamon roll can into the microwave
>Parents wake up
>Shit myself and go back to sleep
Great story. Take better care of yourself. Don't eat that fattening shit.
Thoughts on this picture robots?
I recently told a story by a friend on how her boyfriend's roommate fucked her while she was passed out. The problem is that she admitted that she wasn't passed out and let the guy fuck her because she just didn't know what to do. She didn't say yes, but didn't say no.
I once sobered up enough to realize that the girl I had taken out wasn't sober enough to consent. Problem was, I had my dick in her at the time.
If a chick can't be bothered to even think no, it's not rape, just regrettable.
>tfw "last decade" refers to the 2000s
>tfw the 90s were 16+ years ago
were kids from other generations as annoying about aging as 90 kids are? did 70s and 80s kids go to the public graffiti forum and write about how led zeppelin 4 came out 15 years ago?
Would my friend my upset if I posted this on FB for his birthday? He can be pretty sudden at times but we joke about this stuff all of the time.
Robot or stealth normie?
Just through my first week of accutane , I finished a month of some stronger antibiotic, clindamycin and tretinoin which cleared up a lot of what I had. how is /r9k/ coping with their acne.
>stepdad wanted me to help him lift a couch
>I couldn't and I didn't try my hardest because it could fuck my back up
>calls me weak and pathetic
just about to go for an interview first one in months , waiting tables .. any advice robos
i'm gonna meet my gf's parents in 15 minutes but i have a wicked hard-on and i don't have time to jerk it away. kill my boner, /r9k/
Kiss it goodbye.
>sister goes to da bar with girlfriend
>some greasy Manlet Asian robot wouldn't leave her alone
anyone else here /hates normie toppics/ ?
>no i don't want to talk about your dog!
>leave me alone with our familydrama!
>fuck off with your storys about your sisters children!
>no i don't want to see "le epic meme faces" from 9gag!
>no i don't want to talk about your fucking grandmothers hip bones!
i don't want to talk to people unless its about interesting shit like space, magic,...
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At what point did you stop fapping to porn?
Just counted about 10 gray hairs, i'm 19, do I worry or is this pretty normal?
>hey bro can you put lotion on my legs? i dont want to burn
I've fucking had it, r9k.
This board is full of fucking normies. Sex this, GF that, let's talk this, let's be friends that.
Kek damn this place to hell.
You killed Pepe, and now you killed my favourite board.
I'm fucking leaving.
>yfw your thread gets a warning instead of a ban
>yfw you get banned for advocating child pornography
What if my paranoia comes true? I feel like it would be the end of the world. Or my world, at least.
Don't worry you
don'tget used to it.
even the slightest acknowledgement to my paranoia visions sends me into a deeper hole of fear.
I can still somehow function in the real world, I don't know how.
>dude weed lmao
>just be yourself
How am i supposed to get a girlfriend if i'm poor as fuck and that my clothes literally look like this. I never had enough money to buy a jeans, i wear this one every single day since 2006, my dad bought it in the 80s.
failed college, mcdonalds etc wont hire me, sent out resume to 200 companies got no response. dad is like yo if u fail this time then thats it (i will probably fail). He's gonna go to college tomorrow to check my result. What the fuck do I do I just want a small job just enough to gtfo of his house and get my own small place and food and internet. Everyone has a fucking job out there why cant i find anything man?
I was typing a green fucking text with my similar story and hit backspace and somehow the browser goes back to the motherfucking catalog. Thanks.
Anyway OP, long story short I was in your shoes a while back. Try not to fail if you can. But if you can't, may I ask you why are you failing? You found out you don't really like what you're studying?
Can you guys post some funny/made up body types from this website? Please? I'm a bored lonely robot and this stuff really makes me laugh, I'd really appreciate it.