>tfw no fat belly gf to sleep next to end exchange body sweat with
>TFW you were told that fat girls were easy
>TFW you're a fat man and are automatically worth trash
>TFW you couldn't even get a single mom because no money
heh... 'pokemon go'... MORE LIKE NORMIEMON GO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL pokemon go was made by the jews ahahahhaa
it was made by 2 japanese companies and one american company that was started by an agnostic white man
here is a REAL pokemon Go conspiracy
just fucked an escort. she blew me w/ no condom, but i put one on before i fugged. am i finally a normie now?
>take a break from this board
>life instantly improves
I've finally been able to break free from /r9k/'s distorted worldview. I mean I'll still come back here for the occasional laugh or two, but I'm done refreshing this board every 15 seconds. Leave /r9k/ for a day and see for yourself if you don't believe me. You aren't truly fucked unless you were born with a physical deformity.
You will come here again and again anon you are not fooling anyone
>too fucked up/ugly to ever be a normie
>completely fine fucking fat/chubby girls with cute faces from tinder
>have fucked over 100 of them
more robots should just stop having retard standards
>tfw social anxiety and don't trust people but feel comfortable for some reason around qt girl at work
>finally introduce myself and ask for her name
>conversation abruptly ends after telling my name, doesn't seem interested
>instantly feel tears swelling in my eyes
>turn around to leave
>hurry to my car, drive home while crying
all I want is to be loved. I can't take the loneliness much longer anons ;-;
For one can learn much from those who will not conform.
I'm a pothead
Sorry for my whining, but I need to relieve some frustration.
Every time I make up my mind that I am better off alone, an old friend miraculously texts me out of nowhere.
She is heaven-sent. She is very nice, and very beautiful. We had been friends for about three years, constantly growing closer to each other. Especially in the past year. She helped me through some tough times, and I helped her too.
About a month ago, I finally had the courage to ask her on a date. She replied yes! She said she would be in town in a few weeks, so we could go out then. A few days later,...
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My greatest fantasy is to date a girl, be adopted by her mom, cuddling her and eventually having sex. Would be nice to have an orgasm on mommy's face just as my girlfriend walks in
Do robots use Facebook?
Also, Moar like this
Lets start a game thread.
The game is to post a word and picture that relates to the post above theirs and explain your reasoning. (reply to them).
Hope you're not too retarded /r9k/ and can understand the game.
I'll start with an example
>Pepe wish he had blue eyes..
>I hear about rare pepe's all the damn time but never see them.
/r9k/ what is wrong with me I enjoyed killing this cockroach I even laughed while I sprayed it's little body I don't know why but it feeled good please /r9k/ tell me I'm ok
What's the most offensive thing I can do in the current political environment?
I want to commit suicide by cop. Should I hang around on the Harvard campus, sucker-punching white women?
Rare "Pepe as black woman with penis" unrelated.
How much of a robot is Stefan ?
>"mmm i'm so fucking wet right now"
>licks hand to lubricate her vagina
Porn is fucking stupid
Create a person in your mind OP. Go back to that person every time you want to fap. They are there to fulfill everything you need. I created mine 2 years ago and I find porn disgusting now.
Thanks r9k. You gave me a boost whether you realize or not. Cheesy and cliche as it is. I bonded with a lot of you strongly. I'll still be here but I've evolved past the board mentality thank you all for allowing me to be a cynic but also hopeful
Will pokemon go help me lose my virginity?
>autist plays pokemon go
>"eww, what is that weirdo doing? Ugh, go back to moms house freak"
>normalfag plays pokemon go
>"oh look, theres chad and all his hot friends! pokemon go? omg i have that app too! see, I caught a pid-gee! Is that good? lets walk around together!"
Have you tried NOT beeing urself, robots?
Is there a normie/beta/alpha test I can take? Always figured y'all may have one.
Is there singing in the void? dancing...? Surely THEY will at least allow poor Hijak to caper.. tehehe
>go to the gym
>live on my own
>never receive much text/calls from family
>suddenly help my parents out by living in their house for a week and taking car of the dogs and cat while they go on vacation
>now i get calls/text everyday from them and my grandparents asking how I'm doing and if I'm lonely
who here sick of normies posting about their fun?
In this thread, we torment and insult the whiny bitchbois who frequent this board lmao. What is it you bros hate most about these losers?
Pic related, it's every r9gaylord ever.
>100 boards on this site for gay shit
>we have to have 5+ trap threads happening simulataneously on /r9k/
>meanwhile they claim they're straigth and want a gf
Fuckers, you want a cock and you belong in another board.
>Just started my last year of high school I have two very close friends
>We did everything together
>Start browsing /r9k/
>See people saying how friends are a waste of time and how better it is to sit on the computer the entire day
>Fast forward two months
>I fell for the meme after reading it over and...
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How may of you hit rock bottom when you realised the only person you were having conversations with was yourself.
Would you date a girl with a pink ribbon in her hair?
Only if she would poop on my birthday cake
>so anon tried to ask me out, but when I asked what he did for a living, he said he's a mechanic
>Am a 9/10
>Girls don't acknowledge my existence
Why is this happening?
remainder that this is the best way to control your hunger during diet
throw out all the carbonated beverages from your home. now
Fruits are carb heavy. Your blood sugar will spike, causing you to get hungry sooner.
You actually want this.
>useful if you want to get thinner and not gain mass
vegetablesfag masterace reporting in.