>Add the word "Engineer" to the end of your job title no matter what it is.
>Immediately demand your salary to be doubled
I feel like giving up on my discipline all ready for being associated with this shit.
Come on anon.. she obviously studied her ass off in engineering school doing complex quant shit for years to earn that title.
Can we get a woman hate thread
>dating woman ever
>implying they just wont leave you whenever they perceive another guy as better than you
>giving your loyalty and lover to a creature that is incapable of giving both those things back to you
>after the age of 30 they become ugly and fat
>Bitch at work asks me to put the first 3 star wars movies on to a USB since lol she's such a nerd
>do it since i have it downloaded
>asks me to make me a CD when I gave it back to her
>my face as I told her to fuck off
Okay, I didn't tell her to fuck off, I said I'm not doing it because this is how people get used.
Am I the only one who gets geniunely "triggered" if someone is talking about how their life is going great and their studies/jobs are going amazing?
Why do I got to be such a dumb piece of shit with autism and with no motivation.
Because no matter what I do ive always failed at everything, nothing improves no matter what
Everyone else just seems to get lucky and all these amazing things happen to them, all they need to do is exist
>write long winded post to explain a phenomenon to some tardbot
>realize it won't matter and you all willfully choose to be retarded
>you'll never stop until someone smashes in your temples with a claw-hammer
Bunch of niggers.
I know that feel OP.
I mainly lurk this site, lurked it since it began.
A number of times I've written well thought out replies only to think "fuck-it, these dicks will still be retarded anyway"
>Have to use a hex editor to post sinks
Since when was this implemented? I just want to admire sinks.
Red flags in women thread
>she has a "no minorities" rule for bfs
>she has a "no whites" rules for bfs
>she's very political (left or right)
>she browses /r9k/
>she thinks my fetishes are weird
>has had more than 2 partners in the past (if she's had more than 0 she needs to have given up on pre-marital sex)
>piercings other than ear
Why are Western women so eager to discuss rape all the time nowadays?
I'm almost 30 years old and when I was 18, I don't remember it being that big a topic...?
Because they feel there's a rape culture in America, where people often don't believe women who are raped when they go to police.
It's funny because /r9k/ has the exact opposite ideology, believing that women get away with lying about rape too easily
Everyone thinks they're a victim
>"The Hat Man is a shadow person that has been reported all over the world. The entity is usually described as a tall shadow man dressed in a long black trench coat and wearing a wide brimmed hat or a fedora. He is distinctively male and witnesses say that he has no face or a shadowy blurred face. Most shadow entities are usually seen for a moment or two before disappearing, but the Hat Man seems to be different often staying for a prolonged period of time and sometimes he even touches, chokes or assaults his victims"
only show version, book version is a chad and then became a cyborg
>lost his virginity to some whore
>disliked by the roasties he fucks
>doesn't belong anywhere
>has autist dad plan beta uprising
>proceeds with plan like the autist he is
>beta uprising failed
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Well, he's just a kid who likes climbing at the start but after he loses his legs he gets real sad and suicidal and shit. He also follows some weird visions and is a dick to people around him. I just get the robot vibes from him.
I want to find out who is the most pathetic robot on /r9k/. I will start.
I am 26-years-old and I'm addicted to over-the-counter nasal decongestants. There are a couple pharmacies that know my face and refuse to sell to me. My girlfriend of three years left me because of my addiction.
last had friends in 2006
havent ever had a conversation with a girl
go to college so i can get student loans and avoid being a NEET
somehow still a virgin with no friends after 3 years at college
all i basically do is study so i can get an ok job in academia
for the anxious anon in the last thread edition
>finally get gf
>hundreds and hundreds of fine wommen on campus wearing yoga pants with their asses bursting out the seams
This is hell
Ok guys, so i got this girl
>likes books like me
>very similar to me in a lot of things, we share many tastes
>not a virgin
>not a virgin at all
>seems to fall in love too easily
and i think i have a good chance to make her my gf. But my question is, should i?
there are two women
-the woman who loves money and sex
-the woman who loves sex and money
there are two men
-the men who love to try to be noticed by women
-the men who are not devoted to other people
OP, you know that you live to try to please the few girls who notice you. accept what you are. provide for her, eat her pussy, give her orgasms. Do not try to be what you are not.
>likes books like me
be careful about this one
"liking books" is not the same as "liking music" for girls
ie, they will listen to music all day but tell you "yeah i like to read but i haven't opened up a book in sooooo long LoL"
What's you're Fetish, /r/9k?
Have you ever witnessed a woman who appreciated that her partner is educated and has a well paying job? Surely they all don't transform into cheating housewives.
>them guys on the left panels
Lel, are there really people this deluded?
>well paying job
The woman is more likely to be faithful if the man is tall and good looking. You think money changes anything except the amount of shit the woman buys? How are people this uninformed in 2016.