Has this board always been this stupidly annoying? The normies have consumed this board. This was supposed to be a place to escape from those who refuse to understand; from the normies.
I'm getting pretty tired of coming here and seeing a flood of cuck and sex threads. Is there anything else that robots can post about?
>he haven't been to dentist for 9 years
how are we supposed to compete with the lesbians are taking all the good ones?
>tfw you propably couldn't even find a gf if you were the last boy on the planet
they look so happy,
>tfw i will never be in a pic like this ever
why is male inceldom not recognized as a serious problem in america and the rest of the first world
>lived with parents
>got bullied at school
>he was a fan of the winnenden school-shooter
>he aimed mainly for young people
btw kek at that news channel that reported he was "screaming Allahu Akbar",
witnesses report the opposite, he was screaming how he hated aliens/auslander
>Be feeling normal
>Be full of hate, not anger
>Be productive as fuck
How do I build more hate?
Am I the only person here that actually wants to accept my place as a beta? Service to my betters makes me happy. I think women deserve Chads.
betaness is not like pic related. betaness shouldn't be 'below' alphaness. in older days beta male was considered as superior to the alphas. betas were considered as real thinker, intelligent jobs were always taken by betas because people trust them to really think and generate ideas carefully. betaness is not about feeling inferior to the alphas, it's not about wanting to be alpha but lacking the confidence/self esteem, it's about doing lfe differently. it's about being more patient,...
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>tfw boy I met on r9k turned me gay
H-He's coming over in six months!!
Could femanons/gaybots love a guy in a wheelchair? I'm so fucking lonely I just want someone to hold me for once.
i had a friend who was in a wheelchair and he got alot attention from grills because of that
i was so jealous because i was just the "weird guy that never speaks" while he was the poor guy that needs help and hugs
How can shitlets even compete?
what the fuck my man, you must have a gigantic anus
>those big shits that stretch your butt and then once getting past max girth, just sort of fall out
There's not better feeling desu, your butt hole and insides feel really relaxed after one.
i just fucking pray to carl segan thats a tiny midget toilet or something
in this thread songs that give you feels
always gets me
>tfw no qt innocent Christian gf that wants to love you and have a family
j u s t
thought of my ex again last night. Couldnt sleep and ended up crying. Its been almost a year since she left me. She was my best friend in life and ive been pretty lonely since. I have no real friends so i mainly dealt with the whole thing by myself. Life is hard
meeting new people isnt going to solve anything, OP if you love her i suggest looking up law of attraction to get her back
Is low testosterone the reason we don't have girlfriends?
who /openmarriage/ master race here?
don't have to worry about being cheated on ever. And can just fuck anybody.
>get poison ivy
FUCK YOU OUTSIDE
How long since you last brushed your teetherinos, anon?
I have a theory that you only really need to brush once a day and the twice a day meme exists so the jews can sell twice the toothpaste. I've only ever brushed in the evening. What the fuck is going to happen to my teeth while I'm sleeping that I need to clean them in the morning for?
I've been brushing once a day my whole life and have made it to 26 without a significant number of cavities.
>tfw any mention of cocks or guys and you soak your panties
>literally saw a thread about guys fapping and this happened
WHY AM I SO FUCKING HORNY LATELY I NEVER THOUGH ABOUT SEX UNTIL THE LAST SIX MONTHS
Its our ape brains. We have a subconscious want and need to reproduce whether we know it or not. most of the time it kicks in at around age 15, and it kicks into fucking massive overdrive in your 20s. Im going to assume youre probally in your early to mid 20s probably like 22 or 23. But yeah my dude its the subconscious part of your brain telling you to have offspring, evolution is a weird thing man.
Also nice puss.
>"I'll have the steak... oh and waiter..."
>"Make it rare..."
Hello, my Sons, Chris Langan here again.
Yesterday, an announcement was put out but for those unable to read it, here's the link to the archived thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/30119344/#30120698
My hope for r9k is for a eugenics program to be started TODAY. All who post in this thread but are unfit to do so (hereditary diseases and other similiar issues) will be permanently removed from this material plane using an undisclosed method.
Remember, I'm doing this for you. Not for me, but for the good of humanity as a whole. All who believe...
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>tfw don't have the efficient sleeper gene
I will never be successful.
I'm not talking about getting to sleep, I'm talking about the gene that allows people to sleep 4 hours and be as healthy as the rest of us sleeping 8. Look it up. Success is L I T E R A L L Y all down to GENETICS.
Aren't most of those stories bunk though? The only way I could see something like that working is if you could somehow force REM to come early on every night. Try to settle for 6 a night, m8.
how old were you when you started the fapping business? 10 here. i wanna know if it was too soon.
I wish I was special...
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here,
I don't belong here.
Are you addicted to drugs?
I think I might be.
if there was a way to nuke your libido and make you completely asexual, would you do it?
This sums it up pretty perfectly
There's nothing wrong with wanting a mommy you can slide your dick into desu
Mommy gf's are usually the best, more mellow, sweeter, golden hearts, and just in general a lot better people than the usual not mommies
One of the best experiences for me is taking my phone in the shower, sitting down and fapping to whatever while the warm water is pouring over my head
Why are normies so fucking bad with money and butthurt at anyone who saves money?
>Live at home whilst wageslaving
>Rarely spend money
>Doing it to save as much as I can
>Parents always acting bitterly because they are too fucking stupid to save money
>Bought myself a new pair of shoes yesterday because my old ones had fallen apart
>Came home with them in a bag
>Dad asks what is in the bag
>I say new shoes
>Dad starts pretending to have a stroke
>''HHUUUUHHH YOU MEAN.... YOU SPENT MONEY?''
>starts acting really over the top
>"MUM COME QUICK.... HE SPENT SOME MONEY!"
>mum gets annoyed
>asks why I can afford shoes but can't afford to pay for a takeaway dinner for the family
>don't know how to respond
>mother tells me I am banned from using any of their dishes and that next time I need a bowl I can eat out of my old shoes because 'you only care about saving money, not being nice to your parents'
Fucking sitting here eating vegetable soup out of an old shoe. How the fuck can they be so bitter? They are retarded and waste money, how is that my fault?
Last week my dad spent 1/3 of his weekly wage on wine because he wanted to try and make wine smoothies, and my mother spent 1/2 her weekly income on a new washing machine which isn't replacing the old one, it is just being used for 'lower half clothes like socks and pants, the other is for shirts'
fucking hate these normies. learn to save
Why does being a slut feel so good?
>tfw no crash proof bf