This is better than pussy, WHY?
I want to attempt suicide but not succeed so that I'm put in a psychiatric hospital and have a pretext for interacting with people.
just make sure u dont suffer from brain damage or other life ruining injuries
if you just wanna stir up shit for attention take some sleeping pills and call 911
just cut yourself a lot then take like 3 xanax and call 911 saying you're gonna do it
also you really, really, reeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy dont want to be in a psych hospital man. you'd get better interaction talking to random people in the streets
>"Hey anon, why did you come here with, do you have a date?"
I asked the cute girl today if I needed to wear gloves while handling the samples for this expensive new instrument and she paused for a second and said no
I couldn't tell if she was trying to figure out how to express no in English or if she was surprised that I asked the question
Why does every "fembot" or "femanon" thread get 300+ replies?
literally the most easily baited community on the internet
Whats something i can learn or do?
I really dont have any hobbies atm.
I dont want to leave my house or buy something for it.
Anxious broke neet here.
Back in the days i had fun trying to learn photoshop or so but im way past that point.
What else could i try and learn?
Like rolling a quarter on your knuckles, little tricks, maybe pencil spinning?
I just wander on YouTube until I see something cool, I autisticly practice until I master it and move on.
>Look what I can do with my tongue
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Have some time to spare anyway.
How can I get funnier?
Some of you guys are very creative and make funny posts, how do you do it?
I want to be a fun person to talk to.
>What are you looking at freak, don't you know that this pussy is for chad only?
>never touched alcohol
>never touched tobacco
>never touched hookah
>never touched drugs
In today's day and age, is there any reason to remain morally pure, or is it just a fruitless endeavor?
how does it feel to be an autistic manchild that denies himself everything that makes this world at least a bit fun
do you live such a good life that you dont have to fall back on drugs to cope with it?
if so what the fuck are you doing on this board you disgusting normie
or did you missclick and wanted to make this post in your favorite subreddit?
Why don't you want kids /r9k/?
I'd make a good father and probably a good beta provider, but not a real husband. I got no romantic skills and i'm as boring as hank hill. Anyways i'd love to have a couple of kids
R9k Kik group
Hit it up robots.
He's just trying to be edgy now right?
THEIR TIME IS UP
MY TIME IS NOW
tfw its happening
Has anyone reported his videos to FBI yet to put him on a watch list? He is literally 1 or 2 more rejections away from going full Elliot Rodgers. This isn't a time to be joking. He is about to break.