You are stranded on a Desert Island.
Pick 3 items to help you survive (Very Hard Edition)
Rusty Sword - Cutting tool. Can be sharpened and a handle fashioned fairly easily for it. Essential for cutting / shaping wood.
Plastic Bags - Can be used to make a solar sill. I'm pretty sure that water is going to be the #1 consideration on a desert island so I want a good way to collect that.
Moderately Full Piss Jug - Empty it out and use it to collect the water from the solar sills. Containers can be hard to come by and I can't take the chance there'll be coconuts on said island.
containment thread for manlets. please post all your rage here so the rest of the board would be a bit more readable
What are your career goals?
>tfw trying to become a mangaka
post some of your work, OP, I'd love to see it.
>tfw trying to become a conductor
>be me depressed
>no one cares
Every time I hear about some robot suicide I feel a sting of sadness and pain.
You guys like tats?
If you do, which is sexier?
Fucking love a girl with tattoos, provided they are well done and not some trashy shit or offensive. One of the girls i work with who is beautiful is covered in flower tattoos, she looks like some sort of nature godess.
Be me 6-7 and played "adult games" with a 10 yo girl from the Neighbourhood.
4 times at her house and the last time at mine.
We got caught by my brother the last time and then stopped.
Never thought back about it, kind of repressed it.
Suddenly remember it and start to think back. Remember the 2nd time I saw a camera. Start to freak out a bit and start to dig deeper.
The 4th time at her house remember that her parents "accidently" caught us. They got really mad and told me thet'd tell my parents unless I did what he asked. They continued...
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It obviously didn't bother you that much. You're being a drama-fag and getting caught up in the "IT WAS RAPE!!!" hysteria strictly because you feel like you're supposed to.
If it hasn't been an issue or traumatizing you for 17 years, why are you suddenly about to make a thing of it now?
I see you guys complain and hate the chads, but do you even lift? The chads i know exercise five-six times a week, eat healthy and doesn't drink.
You're on the wrong board.
Of course the people here don't lift or do anything to improve their life, they'd much rather drown in self pity.
What are you smoking/sipping/popping/snorting/injecting/plugging right now?
>it's another "anon sits by himself in his dark room doing nothing and waiting for it to be bedtime" episode
I pledged to do at least one thing a day that worked towards one of my goals, and that I wouldn't waste time sitting about when I could be doing something productive.
It was going pretty well until I got the flu.
Now I can't do shit but sit around til I get better. It's frustrating as fuck. Why does the universe hate me so much?
ITT we post states that we hope gets hit by a comet or meteor
how am I doing so far? the original nude had the boobs, but not the vagina. I'm trying to edit one in.
>tfw i wanna kill myself
>tfw i dont have courage
you americans are lucky, you can buy a shotgun in the wallmart and then kill yourself fast
in my country we dont have guns
If I had a gun I'd be dead so fast
A friend of an old friend has guns
Sometimes I think about trying to get myself over to his place or make friends with him so I could get access to his guns to shoot myself
but that'd be a pretty fucked up thing to do to him
Yeah, it's an incredibly easy way out. As soon as I get my own apartment, I just have to buy a gun, line the barrel up with my brain stem, and BANG, literally dead before I even hear the sound or feel any pain. Feel really sorry for suicidal bots in other countries, you're all stuck with messy or uncertain methods. Actually kind of weird that so many countries where guns are rare have such high suicide rates now that I think about it.
Let's be honest, most robots would ignore a girl like this and only pay attention to stacey.
Daily reminder that if you didn't take your girlfriend's virginity, you're a cuck.
Look at pic related. Let's say you meet a cute girl and eventually girlfriend her. How can you honestly love her and kiss her lips knowing that other men have marked her face with their cum (just like male dogs mark their territory with their piss)?
>inb4 hurr durr, she cleaned her face, you're not actually licking Tyrone's cum off her face
Yes, this is objectively true. However, it's the psychological aspect of...
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>Real life fembot at uni
>Scared to say hello
She's easily the biggest (and only true) robot here, LITERAL hinata tier shyness.
No bully, my english isn't very good (but my maths is).
Not talking about myself, talking about her. Never saw anything like it before, I think she might be autistic.
I haven't talked to any of my family since getting here and don't plan on talking to them again, I'm definitely not a normie, probably a cyborg.
She looks like a real robot though.
so i'm a 25 y/o borderline hikikomori whose mother is having surgery today to remove a pre-cancerous growth. she had full-blown cancer a few years back so taking the news this time, even though it wasn't as bad, was really hard on her.
she needed someone to drive her to and from the hospital for the surgery and i can't drive, so my half-sister volunteered to drive her. on account of being a mentally ill shut-in i'm basically estranged from my half-sister and haven't seen her for over two years. the times we have seen each other we haven't gotten along but there have never been any major fights.
i think me and my half-sister are mutually uncomfortable around each other but i was willing to put that aside when i saw her for the sake of our mother. i wanted to go with them to the hospital and be with our mom before she went into surgery. my half sister didn't know i was going until she arrived this morning and she immediately threw a fit, saying that if i was going too then that was ridiculous, why did she have to drive so far and take the day off work if another adult was going with our mother, etc. i tried to be calm and explain to her that i wanted to be with our mom and that i couldn't drive. she started insulting me and even though we were sitting across each other at a table and i was speaking calmly, she angrily told me to get out of her face, walked away, and started gathering up her things to go back home without taking our mom to the surgery. i told her that if she felt that way then i wouldn't go, because i didn't want to get into a fight hours before my mom was having surgery. my half sister stayed and they left together as planned about 3 hours ago.
i'm fucking furious. i don't know exactly what to say when they come back but when our mom is resting in bed i know that i need to tell my half-sister that what she did isn't ok.
what should i do?
What's the most childish thing you have in your room?
are dese specs in the video good?
Any gay robots here? It seems 90% of this board is now moaning/bragging about vaginas. Am I seriously the only one left who wants a qt trap?
>he imagined being accidentally locked up in school over night with his crush
Just like in my anime.
did you struggle today
Has anyone ever met a girl from /r9k/? Were they nice? Were they girlfriend or
wifematerial? I don't like normal women.
Who /rejected in every aspect of life/ here? How do you deal with your issues related to this?
I would give literally anything for a chocolate milk titty monster girlfriend.
I've never been to america, do black women have really low standards there if you're white?
Humans aren't meant to live past 60. First of all, I believe the average lifespan for hunter gatherers was 30 something. Second, women go through menopause in their late 40s and early 50s. Third, people simply look very unattractive after their mid 40s. White people, especially white women, age poorly so that means mid 30s for them. Unless some anti aging thing happens in my 50s, I will commit suicide.
why do you care about the way you'll look at 60?
You're on this board so you probably look terrible now anyways.
Fembots, where do you see yourselves in ten years?
Hopefully with a job and enough money to buy myself and my mom nice things and to do things
Still living with my mom
Looking better than I do today so at least can pretend I'm normie or even successful so I don't embarass her in front of others
"Hey anon, thanks for the cookie. I want a real cookie soon in the same color"
LITERALLY three individual cuck threads on the first page. Fucking Reddit.
When will cuckposting be banned?
>GED math test in a 2 hours
>brain fog is really bad this morning
>terrible at math so i need my brain
how can i fix this? all the articles i can find about brain fog are for normies not NEETs
>It's a fembot talks to me for 2 days and then forgets that I exist episode