what are you supposed to do
At what age does losing your virginity no longer matter? I am 24 and it feels like putting any effort into getting laid by some 5/10 at this point is just a joke, a compromise and a humiliation I would senselessly impose upon myself.
>inb4 Fox and Grapes. The fox, after all does not claim he is too dead inside to even enjoy the grapes
your adaptation of the fox and grapes to you being dead inside is funny. As such I'll post in your thread.
I say 30, could always say you were religiously brainwashed and "left the church" at 24 or some shit
>Call Gold and Silver pawn shop at (702) 385-7912
>redirected to sales associate
>hey what can I help you with today?
>do you guys have any rare Pepes?
>is that an artist or something?
>hold on let me check on that (put on hold)
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Are you asking if police arrest prank callers? No, they don't. No one is going to bother wasting resources to find some little kid prank caller in another state.
God little kids are so fucking retarded.
>tfw no pale hairy qt bf
Have any fembots here actually had boyfriends? How was it?
Would life would have been easier for robots back then?
No. Even in those days robots would have been fucked, if not MORE fucked. Awkward behavior was way less accept than it is now. /r9k/ likes to believe they would have somehow been normal in the past.
>tfw holding in a poop until you start wincing
>tfw holding out a poop until the people around you start wincing
why do all of my friends keep slowly, silently cutting me off, /r9k/? old friends, new friends, they all keep doing it. I wish it would stop.
anyway, feels/vent thread
My friends did that too, i think it's because i'm boring. I wouldnt mind just hanging out irl with people and not feeling pressured to talk to them and vice-versa. A nice silent friendship. Of course i know this makes no sense so i'll be alone forever
I love you guise, even though you piss in bottles and wash but once a month
I shower every day but I frequently piss in bottles.
I just hate leaving my room and it is very convenient. If you have the skills it's also clean.
My room is very tidy and I throw them out at least once every 3 days or so.
"I love you so much Anon, you can always make me smile. I'm so glad to have you in my life."
ITT: Things you want to hear but never will.
>tfw no tinikling dancing, duwende stomping, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
A qt grillprend por Jew n she plip, family.
>Why aren't men getting married anymore?!?!
This is why. Women are uncontrollable homewreckers.
>the modern marriage
Women will do anything they can to cheat on you and leave you a shell of your former self.
See? She doesn't mind my paragraphs. :^)
I don't want to be gay.
>32 oz monster
>2lb bag of gummy bears
In your opinion do you think that the greaser culture\atitude is more compatible with robots or chads? I think that a greaser isn't a complete chad cause he is also perceived as an outcast however they have a cocky attitude that lacks on robots...
Pheraps the greaser is the definition of a "cyborg"?
A bunch of cyborgs with a chad as the leader.
Probably... that's a good definition... However, there are greasers that wander on their own...
Music related btw:
One thing is certain... If they were chads i gotta say that they were way cooler and tougher than the chads we have nowadays.
Nowadays gangsters may be more violent and extreme but they don't have half the style the greasers had