What would you do if your girlfriend grew a penis?
I'd have to have a gf for this to happen anon. And hypothetically if this did happen, i have questions. Is the dick functional? Does it replace her pussy? And does she expect me to put it in me?
Was the death of Elliot Rodger the symbolic death of Robot culture as a whole? Really look at this place, it's a shithole filled with poser trash...It's completely filthy in here, filthy with the stench of women and normalfags. Do you think he felt it? Do you think he felt the final days of proper havens for people like us fall, as whores and dudebros poured from /soc/ and /b/? Do you think that's what pushed him over the edge? No longer being able to find comraderie in other people like him?
fuck you wagekek
You neets are going to have to start posting some government neetbux checks for us in the workforce to actually believe anything you losers say.
Anyone have any cool fetishes like this one?
>tfw you can never make a good peepee
It shouldn't be so hard. You should be able to do them crudely and quickly.
It's like they're getting worse because I'm getting pissed or something.
Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side
mf i grew up poor af and there was a soda machine in the laundromat of my apartment complex and sometimes a $1 soda and a can of tomato soup or chicken noodle soup was yummy af.
check your priv whiteboy.
There is probably like 500 calories in that and It will do nothing for filling you up, why eat?
What's your dream life?
Why can't you have it?
>what have I become...
>my sweetest friend...
BROKEN BRUISED FORGOTTEN SORE
TOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMORE
>Everyone I meet
>goes away in the end
On another forum earlier I seen a post say something along the lines of
60% - 80% of wives will cheat on their husband. And that 10% of men are unknowingly raising a child that is not his. Of course the poster offered no source for this info.
But is it really that bad?
If so, why even get a gf? Aren't we just investing in a small tragedy waiting to happen?
Thats not even taking into count of the whole dynamic of women will leave a Chad for a beta provider, and/or be with a provider and cheat with Chad.
There is no fucking way to win is there???
>There is no fucking way to win is there???
welcome to the real world
best answer is to not play the game
>60% - 80% of wives will cheat on their husband
Not true. Men are actually worse about that sort of thing in relationships, believe it or not.
> And that 10% of men are unknowingly raising a child that is not his
This number is actually too low. I'm pretty sure the actual number hovers around 25%.
How to deal with failure?
Post comfy pics ITT
In a blanket with my coffee as it rains
As a poor NEET, how can I get money by letting old rich men fuck my ass and face?
Bump because I'm curious too
why are people who have had gfs allowed to post here and think theyre robots? If you had someone in this world who thinks/thought highly enough of you to date you then you can't be a robot. But why do I even have to say this? We should all be or be on the path to being wizards.
>used to think I was 5'11
>just remeasured and realized I'm only 5'8 and a half