a friend passed out at my toilet
dubs decide if i wet his fuckign ass
Femboys, have you ever broken someone's heart?
Is this a NEET?
By the legal definition, I'm not sure. Is a housewife a neet in the same sense as the stereotypical robot who lives off of his parents or welfare? No. Being a wife is basically a career path.
What's a good dose to snort for beginners?
Look up xanax bioavalibility.
Fancy science words for the amount of the chemical that is absorbed from taking it that way (sniffing,orally,etc)
Xanax has like a 52% for sniffing because your noses mucus membranes do not fully absorb the chemical like your stomache does if you just take it normally.
I get a good hearty chuckle out of idiots who snort xanax. Btw, xanax has a very sour, pungent chemical taste. Like a warhead on crack. Enjoy the after taste for 30 mins if you go ahead and snort it.
Just had my first day at my new mcjob today
>6 hour shift
>got paid to go through a piss easy orientation computer presentation with quizzes for the first two hours
>spent the rest of it giving people food and making ice cream with the occasional break to learn something new
>easy tasks but you're preoccupied enough not to get bored
>made money for this
It was great. That feeling of wasting my day...
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No, I work at dairyqueen and have been the last 10 months. You will get used to this in about 2 months and there will be nothing new to learn. You will end up going over the same tasks over and over like a mindless drone and you will be completely aware of it. You are working minimum wage and doing an absolutely pointless job that does nothing for anyone aside from helping boost the obesity rate. Enjoy it while you can but know it won't last much longer.
>I even feel like being social again and going out and doing things.
That's what happened when I got my job a few months ago. Now I go out every Friday after work with a group of people I work with and have a great time. Slowly getting my shit together after years of not even leaving the house.
Feels good. man.
>You are working minimum wage and doing an absolutely pointless job that does nothing for anyone aside from helping boost the obesity rate
Well that downed my mood.
Isn't that basically true of most jobs though, especially lower class jobs?
Also, I make above minimum wage starting, even though its not as much as Id like, but its enough to buy myself nice dindins a couple times a week and support my hobbies.
>see ok looking dude in class
>fantasize about buying him new clothes, cutting his hair, plucking eyebrows so he goes from 4/10 to a 7 or 8
>get depressed when i realize this will never happen
I can't be the only one
If women had to suffer as much as robots do you think they would have a similar suicide rate?
Dude shut the fuck up about women how the fuck is that all you queer virgin fucks think about. Here's an idea stop jerking off to cartoons and stop pretending your a protoganist of whatever shit video game you eat cheetos in front of all day. Fuck.
Share your dicks, fellow robots.
>tfw bigger than the average black guy, and they probably exaggerate a bit
>still not big enough to impact negatively in the fucking
It's a good feel to be honest family
>even a white suburban middle class qt would suck off a homeless nigger crackhead than you
By age and look my educated guess is she is addicted to Oxycontin. Her dealer (nig she is fucking) ran out of Oxy's but told her he has heroin. She has done that and never looked back. She is now fucking him for a bag, as she ran out of money and she stole everything her parents has of worth.
I work at a rehab. See this, and hear this story every single day.
who else /tryingtoquitthecancerstick/?
any advice? three days now, craving a cig like crazy
It's usually shitty for the first couple weeks, then you'll forget about it most likely
Best thing to do if you can't quit is just don't chain smoke, limit yourself to around 5-8 cigs per day, it makes a big difference. Only have them at times where you want to reward yourself, or at set times throughout the day, makes it so you have something to look for to and also you don't smoke the whole pack in a day.
Is there any purer form of kekoldry than fathering a daughter?
You're literally spending shitloads of money and years of your life raising Prime Teen Pussy for Chad, that you can't use yourself.
On the other head of the coin, raising a son is alpha as fuck because if you do everything right he'll look up to you and take care of you in your later years, generally being a bro all along the way.
>implying fathers are not one of the biggest male influences in a girl's life
You'll have an impact whether you're there or not. She subconsciously chooses men based on how similar they are to you or by how much she thinks they'll piss you off for attention.
Something about you, whether it be validation or whatever depending on how you raise her will always be on her mind.
>carve penis size hole into orange
>microwave for 30 seconds
>use as makeshift onahole
Has anybody here done this?
How does it feel?
Reaction pics you've never found a use for
>go to cinema
>showers are broken
What does /r9k/ smoke?