I got friendzoned again. This time from the only one of my 5 Tinder matches that I actually met up with and kept talking to.
Do I like the false hope I give myself? Because it's always overshadowed by the despair of realizing I'll be lonely forever.
>tfw mom stopped paying for my psychiatrist appointments and medicine to pay for the dog's veterinarian bills
So this is where I stand
My life is worth less than a dog
>tfw not pooped for 3 days
I've gone a lot longer than that. When the time comes, spread your legs, squat, don't sit, and push brother, push like you've never pushed before.
in this pic, which boy would you rather be?
>finally get what I think is a decent job making 40k a year with no school
>feel like a big shot and that I can start a family and buy a house soon
>dad says that it's shit pay and you make as much as a mcdonalds employee
It's not fair bros. All I want in life is a wife, one kid, and a 3 bedroom house.
I fucking hate everything right now.
A follow up from yesterday. i was applying for a job to make my mom happy AND ONE OF THEM ACTUALLY CALLS ME BACK.
i went in for an interview taking a certains anons advice in showing that i am completely unfit for the job. TURNS OUT THERE WAS NO FUCKING INTERVIEW AND THEY JUST GAVE ME THE JOB OUT OF DESPERATION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY NEET LIFE IS OVER I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
Hey, I fucking told you not to go.
1. call and cancel the interview before the interview
2. at the time the interview was supposed to happen, leave your house for a while and do something else.
3. come back home, and tell your mom you think the interview went well
4. no one ever calls to offer you the job because there was never an interview to begin with.
This isn't going to work likely, but nothing ventured nothing gained. Like the title says I'm canadian, also 18 and male. I'm not truly antisocial, just had a tough childhood that's given me a hard time.
Physically I'm 6'1, 220 pounds slightly overweight but not out of shape. Just got some flab on my muscles that I'm working to remove.
Wow I feel like a fucking idiot for writing this but who the fuck cares
>you were born too late
>you will never impregnate a qt emo girl
>tfw still wear glasses
doggo is kill.
cheer me up while i drink whiskey please.
I met this trap when I hired her for some sex but after a while we just started hooking up and doing random shit, after a while I didn't really had to pay for her and she started getting more touchy than before, now the issue is that she said she likes me but I can't get that off my head, she's nowhere what we could say pure, I'm sure she had quite a lot of sex with all kinds of men, I can't see myself dating her but I do like her.
What to do?
Looking for a skype bf who doesn't mind nice juicy Brazillian farts in his nostrils, add me!~
Pic related it's me!
Sup lads. Girl I met at university wants to become FWB. We don't know each other that well but we're both attracted to one and other physically....
She wants me to come over tomorrow night (presumably for sex). I'm 24 and a virgin, I'm worried that I won't be up to her standards....
Can anyone give me some advice on what to do / say? Do I tell her the truth or just fake my way through it lads?
Finger her first so you know where the hole is, it's surprisingly harder to do in person than you think then lick it a lot so you won't have trouble sliding it in. By the time you actually get your dick in after this foreplay you'll be stable and not nervous she'll be wet as a waterfall, good luck
Also also when you finger her you'll feel ridges about halfway in, rub it softly and nicely. That's good shit and the clit is at the top and you can make her cum if you finger that ridge and then lick the top where her clit is, just go in circles til you find a little pointy thing under folds and just lick it a lot and boom she'll come and want to fuck more
>Sitting, doing nothing
>Start thinking about all the pain I've caused other people
>Start thinking about how much everyone must hate me
>Start thinking about how I could have just been a good person, but I'm not
I want to be a good person, I want to be a good person, but I'm not
I have one friend. She's the sweetest person I know, and I appreciate the shit out of her.
She texts me less and less each day. It has reached the point where she sends only
one text each day. The number of words in each text also dwindles. For 2 years and 6
months I had no friends. A month later and I'm back to where I was.
I know she doesn't like me anymore. I know she only texts me because she doesn't want
to hurt me. I don't hate her for that. I'm just empty and lonely. More lonely than I would
be had we not been friends....
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every indian girl out there is begging for cock and you still cant get a gf?
Honestly the only requirements are
>not dirt poor
>not a retard
Post the most robot-tier songs and videos you can
>implying you can beat this
>right ear feels like it's filled with cement or something
>can't hear jack dick out of it except a loud ringing
>room is spinning around
What's wrong with me? This blows. Should I see a doctor?
Sounds like your ear canal is blocked with wax.
Got any hydrogen peroxide? Lay on your side, get an eyedropper, drop a few drops of the stuff into your ear. Lay there for about five minutes and then dump it out, hopefully it will have dissolved the blockage.
t. not even remotely medically qualified
When did you realize that normies only want to stop you from committing suicide so they can continue to sujugate you to their machiavellian bullshit?
Your continued existence serves to profit companies, regardless of whether you realise it or not. The energy and internet you use, the things you eat and drink, any pets you feed, TV you watch, social media accounts you own, just about everything you do makes someone money. They can't profit from a corpse. That's why they teach you suicide is bad.
Earlier today we had a good Kimbra thread.
This is a thread dedicated to Kimbra.
In this thread, you can answer such questions as...
>what do you think of her music?
>why do you think /r9k/ loves her so much?
>what sexual acts would you perform with her?
bit rude and obviously false
Why are you so amazing?
come home rosebud
i wonder what she's up to right now.
still playing that silly old game with your horse?
for that matter, what are the other rosebuds up to?
i know a few of them should be in bed. but what about pedro and wonky?
i don't know why i thought of them. the latter seems to have disappeared from public on these threads,
whereas the former seems to be a tad busy nowadays.
Do you have any black friends?
Are you considered ugly?
I am going to fucking MURDER my sister's husband. They just got married, and they are the most insufferable fucking retards to ever exist. I've hated him for years now, but it's just reached a boil over.
>Except for his height, he is the ultra-chad. He's actually a bit shorter than my sis. But he works out, is social, had that blank look on his face of pure bewilderment when he found out I'd never had a girlfriend before. The usual normalshit.
>Then he became so incredibly fucking condescending...
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>This one time, they went to "go shopping", i.e. to go drive to a secluded spot to fuck.
>Before they went, they asked me if I wanted them to bring me anything back, which was disgusting, so I shouted no and slammed my door. I don't need his cumrags.
>They come back with some large bags, full of sex toys no doubt, and with that giggle they always have together, said that I ought to have tagged along.
>But the straw breaking the camel's back was tonight
>They come over to dinner, having a free round of food at all their friends and relatives to celebrate their deciding to put a ring on before they fuck.
>He says that he has to go to the bathroom upstairs.
>There's perfectly good bathroom down here, I know the only reason he's going upstairs is so he can get one of sis's panties to fap in peace.
>Why the fuck does he need to do that anyway, can't he just fuck her?
>When he comes down, he's a bit flushed, breathing heavily. Goddamn bastard just fapped and nobdy else at the table noticed.
I HATE him so fucking much. What's that line from I have No Mouth and I must scream? HATE on every bit of fiber of my being wouldn't be enough to express my disgust for this man.
How do I get a fat girlfriend who isn't mentally ill, a single mother etc...?
>tfw have to constantly resists the urge to physically punch myself in the face
I garner this probably isn't normal
I don't know but I have anger issues plus self hatred
I can't play video games because everytime I lose I smash up my room
I have to go lift weights for like 2 hours to feel normal
Are you an ass or tits guy?
>you will never have a little sister to snuggle during thunder storms
>you will never pick her up from school and take her out for ice cream
>you will never help her with her math homework
>you will never buy her dolls and toys your parents wont get her
>you will never threaten her highschool boyfriend
>she will never fall asleep on your shoulder while you watch a movie together
why even live?
"Hey big brother, let's see how many times I can bounce on the ball in one minute, I'll bounce and you count it, okay, ready?"
>tfw middle child
>hate them both
Ask a former pornstar anything.
>you will NEVER be a gay anime girl
>mfw it will NEVER happen
Dude, are you me? It's literally my biggest fantasy.
ok, you LITERALLY are me.
>you will never be Yuna
>you will never be secret wingman for lesbians
>you will never get together with your childhood friend
I really hate my life. I know that these obsessions are unhealthy, but it gives me this bittersweet feeling I love so much.