If you wear cargo shorts then you deserve to be a virgin
>listen to NHK OP
>filled with a maudlin sadness
>want to die
Who here /feelz/?
>tfw I hate everything the modern world and civilization stand for
>mfw spend all day on the computer browsing /r9k/, listening to music, and playing runescape to escape reality instead of doing anything about it
Ask a 6'4 210 pound Irish/Chinese guy who was raised by a hardcore Canadian and a Slav who spent all day squatting and listening to techno anything
This is an AUDIO adventure. I will be guiding you through your life decisions.
Listen to the story, post your choice of what should happen next, and we'll find out where this adventure takes us.
I'll be using Clyp, as it's much better quality than Vocaroo.
The first person to roll a 1, 2, 3 or 4 decides how this journey will begin.
Let the adventure begin.
6, 8, or 2 decides how we escape this sticky situation.
Why aren't they a reality yet?
gone, but not forgotten
rip, ashley ;_;
Sammy Hyde fucked her good.. right in the pussy, ass and mouth
Alright faggots, explain this.
My brother came bursting into my room 15 minutes ago yelling "REEEEEEEEE" and ran into my closet.
Apparently, he didn't have any long johns, so had to steal a pair of mine.
Of course, he had to do this while "REEEEEing" the entire time.
Fix this. Now.
When did the name of a file ever matter? I'll appease you, m8.
>fine when it was just "feels good man" and posted occasionally
>this REEEE shit always annoyed me
>younger brother and his friends do nothing but talk about "epic memes" and reee when they hang out here
I blame all of you.
>above average in everything
>exceptional in nothing
>below average at everything
>exceptional at nothing
Quit your bitching
How to explain to people why I don't like tattoos and piercings? Nobody ever understands
I have to go out and show the world I'm a strong, sassy and powerful black woman but when I get home I put on my cute Japanese clothes that I'd never wear in public and watch moe anime. It sucks being a black woman because I always have to be sassy and be the comic relief for my white female friends but I look at the fob students with envy because they can live the kawaii dream.
That honestly sounds cute as fuck, but this is likely just another dude trying to fuck with robots again.
But I'm being real and not trying to fool anyone
what are some of your darkest sexual fantasies? share your fantasies if you are bold enough to be completely honest and not make calculated changes to seem less fucked up
Does anyone just not have any sexual fantasies?
I really have none and I can't think of anything that I'd like.
I like having sex as much as the next guy and I don't give a fuck if you have a fetish but I feel like it's normal to have some fetish so why don't I have one?
>people put their face in this
Well obviously a wet pussy isn't going to look like it took a bath. It's going to look all slimy and nasty. I don't know how any guy could want to lick snatch. Especially knowing how much dick modern day womyn take.
When a population is overpopulated and all societal roles are filled, males withdraw from society and mating and choose to engage in solitary pursuits.
I was thinking of making a thread on this because grooming is one of my NEET hobbies. The stereotype that we're all disgusting pigs is only part true. I think I only like showering so much to simulate the closeness and warmth of touch.
Do you guys have any tips on how to get a qt gf?
Watch anime until you fall in love with one