what music are you listening to, robots?
I have absolutely nothing to do today, save for drinking, smoking, fapping, vidya, and gardening.
I am going gardening.
That terrible feeling of something missing, do you know it fellow robots?
What the fuck is missing?
For me it's a gf.
I need someone to cuddle and just focus on instead of myself.
I'm too poor and irresponsible to get a pet.
Taking a break after removing weeds
I think GF is cool, but for now I just got to keep busy, do something, achieve - even a little victories are good.
Gonna go smoke cigarette and going back to gardening. My pets run around me and take interest in what I do.
I feel fine now.
When I ended my wagecuck struggle I started borrowing books from the library. Always wanted to get into gulag literature, starting with Shalamov and now moving on to Solzhenicyn, with a short detour through Bulgakov (check out his less well known short stories, Fateful Eggs will throw you for a loop in the last few chapters).
Do like the meme says, develop yourself into a more complete person.
Gardening is dank as a motherfuck, I wish I had more energy to take care of my roses. I always get a bad aftertaste...
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Why haven't you made the leap from bitter virgin to celibate MGTOW yet?
>tell net friend I knew for a while that I'm part black
>sends me all these trash BLM youtube videos and memes
>I'm not even American
>tell no one I'm fully black
>hope everyone just assumes I'm a really dirty, ugly irish kid
>contemplate sucide every 5 or so minutes
>tfw i will never obtain cuddly white bf
>tfw no crispy gf to feed me a whole bottle of klonopin and hold and stroke me as i die
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I AM TIRED OF BEING A LONELY VIRGIN LOSER
HERES WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN, ONE OF YOU FEMANONS IS GOING TO BECOME MY WIFE RIGHT NOW, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE FOR A LOYAL HUSBAND THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU, NEVER CHEAT, GIVE YOU ALL THE ATTENTION YOU COULD EVER WANT
WE WILL MOVE IN TOGETHER AND TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER AND BE HAPPY
NOT ENTIRELY DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT
NOT MENTALLY RETARDED
THOSE ARE MY ONLY REQUIREMENTS
>only go to forums and chats I'm hated in so no one gets the satisfaction from me leaving
does anyone else do this
I gave you 3 (You)s now post your boypussy desu
Oh boy I sure do wish I could fuck one of these!
You pee out of the same hole you cum from an a girl will still lick that. It's just blood, why are you too much of a pussy to get it on your dick? Just don't lick the hole while blood is coming out.
>tfw so used to rejection now that I don't get upset when it happens anymore
Will I reach a tipping point, robots?
what's a good tipping point to break a hard case neet cycle?
sometimes I think there are no good jobs in the area, sometimes I think it's because I don't know anyone, sometimes I think I'm not looking hard enough or in the wrong places, Idk what to do. I feel so trapped and helpless I'm losing my mind here
it doesn't your life is either good or bad and snowballs from there.
If girls didn't respond to you in highschool and you could see you weren't one of the chosen ones then you are fucked for life
Why don't you lower your standards anon?
Are you trying to chase Stacies? Are you trying to compete with Chad? Can you even do it?
Why not go for that nice quiet girl from church? Or that nerd who always hangs out in the school library reading up on quantum physics? Or that girl who is totally into anime just like you? xD
>why won't I """settle""" for the nice girls I've wanted since the beginning that keep rejecting me
I want off this ride desu senpai.
>still a virgin
Why do women continue to deny me sex
>tfw you discover the wonders of the prostate which make penis orgasms feel like nothing
I don't even want a gf anymore, there is no point anymore
When I was around 14 years old I used a chat app called palringo. This was around 2012 and I catfished some guy on there using this girl I knew from high school's photos. They guy has been trying to hunt me down and got my phone number and email address from the old account (I never removed it). Could I face any legal action? Also what should my course of action be? I think i'm just going to deny everything.
I love this quote but what exactly does he mean by "the doors of perception"?
You must open the doors to the unknown by expanding your perception of yourself/the world/the universe. In this way, you have gone through the doors that lead to what you already know, and open the doors to the unknown.
Tell me about the girl you think about when you go to sleep cuddling your pillow, /r9k/.
What does she look like? What does she talk about? What kind of adventures and interactions do you two have?
I have a turbo-autistic sci-fi world I keep elaborating with lots of qt alien chicks in it from multiple cultures (with all sorts of personalities). I would feel weird going into details though. It's a bit violent too.
>cuddling your pillow
I don't do that.
I'm not in it.
That's neat. Lately I've been experimenting with something similar, but I can tell mine's not nearly as evolved as your world. Mine is more focused on adventure and exploration, though. There's little violence.
>I'm not in it
You don't even have an avatar or PoV character of sorts?
It's pretty funny how you "robots" have people you interact with. Even if it's just online. I literally have no friends online or irl, nor do I talk or associate with anyone. The only interactions I have with anyone outside of work are when I get replies on 4chan. And even that's a rarity.
"don't cum inside me!you hear me?not inside!"
what does she mean by this?
>tfw went to pool today
>tfw chlorine smell in hair
>tfw skin feels slightly irritated
>tfw eyelids tight
>tfw lack of essential oils in skin
I missed this. Pool thread btw.
>attracted to about 90% of women my age I see
>0% of women that see me are attracted to me
>When you have to be in the top 20% of men to be considered physically attractive to women
Last night I was talking to a chick that I like about my surgery and the conversation went like this (Green her,standard me)
>Thank God that I dont have a dick
At least I don't have the period
Mine is temporary,while yours last for 30 years
>But when I get horny the period doesnt bother me
But you still bleed from your cunt.
If anyone wants the pick from the conversation,just ask for it but it is in Spanish
Did she want to get dicked?...
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Where can I get a gf like her?
This thread is living proof of why women cannot be robots.
Do you see you fucking whores? No matter how ugly you are, some guy will still want you. The word "fembot" should get filtered to "stacey" from now on, I'm so fucking tired of seeing it.
A lot of young males today have soft bitch-made soft, round faces and FUCKING LISPS. How the fuck did this happen?
I had a lisp, I got made fun of for it, I compensated by acting like a wigger and it worked in some ways but fucked me in others. I had a hard crusty shell but empty on the inside, easily broken. Now just pieces.
Remember what things were like pre-2007, robots?
>Napoleon Dynamite Dance Scene
I was one of the fucking kids that wore a "vote for Pedro" shirt. Jesus penis.
HOW THE FUCK DO I PASS MY DRIVING TEST???
I did last month on my third attempt
You just gotta stay collected and focused and not make a dumb mistake that happens to be an automatic failure.
It feels great, it's like, wow, is this kinda what its like be be a norman?
Daily reminder that if you chose Normiezar as your starter you LITERALLY cannot be a robot. Charizard is the normiest pokemon ever chosen by all the dumb kids at school who didn't know basic shit about the game's mechanics and never played more than one pokemon gay.
>charizard as starter
regardless of OP's fail, charmander was the best starter for countering enemy pokemon types. in the original game you couldn't get a decent fire pokemon for a while and you mainly fight leaf and bug types which are weak to fire at the start of the game.
It's literally the cure to being a robot.
1 - You get fit, or at least you lose the fat.
2 - You have a conversation starter with qt-fembot
3 - People WANT to talk to you, to ask you about Pokemon locations.
4- It's kind of fun, desu.
by level 25 you'll be out of this board.
Do it anon.
>tfw you will never be this person to anyone
>Hey Anon, wanna hang out later?
>pokemon are popular again
>can talk about pokemon with normies without my power level showing
>seem "knowledgeable and cool"
feels good man!
How many of you guys have worked fast food?
What restaurant did you work at and what was your experience like?
I work at Dairy Queen.
Hate most of my coworkers and end up suicidal by the time I come home. most my coworkers (especially females) treat me as a subhuman, they don't initiate any small talk with me like they do with others except they tell me what needs to be done in the most monotone voice. But others are total bros, even added some on steam. I'm usually overwhelmed by anxiety half way through the shift and those times I really want to die.
Mcdonalds right now.
we're always under staffed because no one wants to work grave yard because it completely destroys any chance at a social life you had.
i work weekends, grave yard and all holidays, i never get to have fun basically and no one cares.