I really want to fap today
> "You know your cousin Eric came out as gay right?"
> "A lot of people have problems with that, but I don't!"
> "Even his mother talks bad about him, can you believe that? But if I was his mother I had absolutely no problem with it!"
> "Eric's a good guy, his sexuality's doesn't change a thing about that!"
Very subtle, mom.
>Don't you want a GF anon?
>I don't understand how you can be 28 and never have had a GF before
>Don't you get lonely?
>Are you gay or something? Its ok if you're gay.
Mum comes from a time where women had basically no standards for who they married. Now days you need to have it all to have any chance with a half decent looking woman.
She just cannot comprehend this.
Your mother is holding onto the hope that her child is a lonely virgin because he is a sad closeted homosexual instead of an heterosexual autistic failure. Let her have that. Don't shatter the dream.
I hate you guys. That is all.
There will never be enough Chun Li porn. Especially with shotas. Or niggers. Or nigger shotas.
out of all of the porn sites that cater to your fetish, why do you use the one you use? this thread is less about our tastes in porn and more about what we find desirable in a database
Ok so im literally stuck in the orbiter mode with no real way to escape. This girl is loving and focused on me one minute then gone and dead the next.
Ive asked her on dates numerous times to just be shot down.
I am stuck in Idle for hours and she seen my message. I worry that another man would take her from me. I literally stalk this girl and I know her phone passcodes so at work when shes working and im on break I go in to see whos she's talking to.
Im currently the only guy except for some dickhead ex named scott.
Anons please help me
How does one get a gf that looks like this?
Poor wymen :(
I'd rather have life on easy mode than be able to run at dark.
Also, protip, men get robbed/killed at night.
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Do you guys have any friends at all?
Can Chad get away with raping qts?
Fembots would you be ok with chad raping you and treating you like a cum rag?
Unfortunately, sometimes yes.
And no, rape means sex without consent, so by definition if the girl is good with it it's not rape.
This kind of BS is why you misogamist beta shitpiles will never get laid. Also inb4 white knighting, I've gotten laid as much as I have -because- I've respected the women I've been with.
Yes actually. It's been a fantasy of mine for a while to be kidnapped and made a sex slave for big Russian men and sold and traded like a piece of meat being tortured and used. I used to go out late at night in little to no clothing, a couple of times in just my panties, until roommates made me see a therapist. Sometimes I still want to though.
Tell me about your parents
What kind of people are they? Divorced, dead? Neglecting, nice?
I feel like this is a huge reason why we're on this board.
If I'm a guy and I have sex with a trap with a penis. Is it straight sex or lesbian sex?
>they keep inviting me to shit
>gradually become the butt of their jokes
will the ride ever end?
>used by normie friends
>they're not even smart enough to say "thank you" even once
>uncuck myself after I pissed one off bad enough that he temporarily stopped texting me
>chose that moment to cut him off
>still the ride of other feels never ends
Oh no boys, it begins
> aren't there any nice girls in your classes...you know...you could meet? - Mom, at the lunch table
First it was was hobbies, then friends, then better grades and now it's girls
> Is this the final stage? Will the demands stop after this?
>tfw mother starts talking more and more often about me settling down and getting a wife
Granted, I don't even have a gf or anything aproaching one, but somehow I doubt the demands will stop even if I become a normie.
>you know anon you can like anyone you want, girl or boy, and I'll still love you
I'm sick of my life, but I don't know what I want or how to change it.
Im done with this board, I cant fathom how much time ive wasted here crying my eyes out over problems I caused and my own insecurities.
Ive been a fool being here wallowing in self pity and I refuse to keel that trend going.
Theres a girl I love and I will not rest till I have her. And if that means giving up this depressing self-defeating life style then so fucking be it.
Im a man at the end of the day.
Thank you /r9k/ for patching my wounds but this dog is about to start raising hell into chadhood and beyond.
I hope many others here find happiness too.
>was always bi-curious but only slightly
>always confident in my heterosexuality, only fucked girls
>go to uni
>become good friends with femboy
>think nothing of it
>starts becoming gayer
>dresses as a french maid to halloween
>everyone thinks he's a girl
>once a week he dresses in the maid...
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>once a week he dresses in the maid outfit and starts cleening my room whilst I'm there
come on man we all want the story behind this
Planning on getting cable; never had it growing up; is it worth it bots ? I am done with low quality torrents
>inb4 "muh netflix" the selection there is garbage
Also I want to start following sports; ideally the NFL as the first step in the normie-ification process.
Yeah but I can get stuff like AMC and FX and maybe even HBO if I willing to pay that much without having to fuck around with stupid downloads.
>There's already at least 3 NFL games on free TV every week
I'm in canadaland and the antenna for some reason doesn't work.
I don't know then man. Don't you have your own football with giant endzones and shit? I just know I'm considering cutting mine since it's not worth $60. All I end up watching is The First 48 and ESPN
Who /fat/ here?
How fat are you?
Why are you so fat?
Are you trying to get less fat?
>How fat are you?
320 freedom units/145 kilo
>Why are you so fat?
Because I hate myself and I want to die. Anyone this fat has severe mental issues
>Are you trying to get less fat?
Occasionally, then I get depressed and drunk and end up fatter
>little sister is showering right now
>in around 20min I get fresh imouto panties
Cant wait senpaitachi
>tfw your mum says 'I can smell your dick from over here' while sitting 20 foot away
FFS never been so humiliated. What an awful woman
It was during an argument so it wasn't the time for jokes.
The whole argument was her not believing my depression and - among other things - her trying to get me to shower. Also go out, get a job...the usual stuff.
She never swears and she said it to hurt me and shock me. Ergo she's an awful woman.
Why aren't you watching /r9k/: the anime? The MC is just like you!
Why do you do this, re zero anon?
If you keep pushing it, people will just start avoiding it out of disdain for you.
Can someone explain to me plainly HOW people meet girls?
All I do is work my wagekek cashier job and hangout with my one friend and we just smoke weed and watch shows
I live in a small town so there isn't anything around me I'd feel inclined to go to
throu fuckin friends dude
i dont have any so i dont have one but i can tell you how it would look like
you are in a GROUP of friends with some HOBBY (some non neet one) like no idea what, anyway some girls come some girls go and at some point you ask your friends gf to help you find someone
DEUS VULT MY /B/ROTHERS!
>Tfw traced my ancestors back to the Crusades
>Tfw He was a noble crusader from England
Deus Vult my pagan ancestors fought against you but deus vult anyway
Ugh fuck off you disgusting white trash! Praise allah!
you should be able to solve this.
ez pz lemon squzy
How do I deal with shame?
How do I stop making a fool out of myself?
But when I do this I tend to make a fool of myself much more often and to a greater degree, eventually I make a big enough ass of myself to stop not giving a fuck and the cycle gets worse.
>go on roblox OT and shitpost
>play more roblox
IVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 2 MONTHS STRAIGHT, AND YES I HAVE NO JOB
>its another 'anon gets drunk at 10 in the morning' episode
it just got comfy between the 2nd and 3rd beer, just had some reese's puffs and am about to crack open another bear and watch the new ree:zero episode
Why do you hate "normies" when they're superior to you in every single aspect?
If you don't play Everquest you can't be a robot.