>ITT: The most valuable trait a female can have excluding virginity
Modesty. There is no quality that makes me want to wife a woman more than her humbleness.
Loyalty is also something I love in a woman, but you'll never know if she's loyal until you've dated her for years.
TIL Elliot Rodger stabbed one room mate 94 times
George Chen suffered a total of 94 stab wounds and eleven incision wounds directed to the head, neck, chest, back, and both arms and hands.
Holy shit, that guy is ALPHA AS FUCK. How does it feel you'll never do something as great as he did, robots?
>How does it feel you'll never do something as great as he did, robots?
BE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND YOU FUCKING WHORES!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
I'M NOT TRYING TO KILL YOU!
I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND KISS AND CUDDLE AND PENIS IN VAGINA SEX!
WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH SUPERFICIAL BITCHES???
>"men" who are less than 7 inches
Just kill yourselves
Why am I handsome looking in the mirror but ugly in photographs?
When you look in a mirror, you are seeing a reverse (mirror) image of yourself and you grow up seeing this version of yourself more than any other image so when you look at pictures, a true image of yourself, it looks distorted to you because it's not what you are used to seeing.
When you smile in a mirror, you have feedback. You can see how you look and you smile naturally (with the whole face, not just the mouth). When you pose for a picture, you might be forcing whatever look you are going for. If...
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roommates annoying as fuck. What're some subtle ways i can fuck with him?
WHY THE FUCK IS THE SELECT ALL THE STREET NAMES captcha SO FUCKING HARD???
>ITT: The cutest thing a fembot could do
act like an anon, and only reveal that she was a female on skype through her mic/or cam.
If there are any hidden fembots please do this.
I would honestly love a femanon that didn't seek attention
The girl in the OP pic is the biggest, most shameless whore I've ever met on r9k. I can only hope she kills herself at some point in her pathetic life.
I wasn't rejected and I hardly talked to her one-on-one, I just watched her interact with waves of robots from a distance.
>It was really nice of you to ask me out on a date anon, I had a wonderful time. Why don't you come here and keep me company.
oh I'll come with you, Let me change into something more comfortable.
>choakland raiders lost
>Dallas cowgurls lost
what a wonderful day
>hkv at 27
>diagnosed learning disabilities, Dyslexia,memory promems
It's the only thing that brings any kind of meaning.
>tfw rhonda rousey gets btfo in an epic manner
>tfw the cavs lose and lelbron calls out his team mates in what is destined to be another season that concludes in a finals loss
>you will never experience a romantic dinner with a girl
Pic was taken by me, fucking mad robots? ;-)
Thankyou real estate agents, this is the one hardest question to answer
>inb4 eagle scout, minecraft buildings, thousand hour achievements in video games, and graduating either high school or college
Sorry about me not being clear but I am applying for a "better" job as a college dropout. And I have been sitting here for the past hour looking at this question and nothing comes up
>answer for bullshit interview questions:
>becoming a US Marine
>turning my life around from being a homicidal psychopath into an upstanding citizen capable of loving others who's contributing directly to the world around me
OP I'm sure if you dig deep you'll think of something. If you can't, find somewhere to volunteer at and use that.
>"Have you ever, like, even kissed a girl anon?"
Nonvirgins of /r9k/, how does sex feel like compared to having a wank? I'm half expecting it not to be all that better.
Daily reminder that anyone who states that they are a female spew nothing but garbage.
not true at all, this place is predominantly male and not well known for being able to objectively looking at issues without male prejudice.
"Female here" is a great way to let others know what a woman thinks about the matter, and necessary on r9k as I mentioned due to the male demographic. After all this world is shared by both men and women and its important to take in both sides in order to make a sound and precise conclusion. To ignore one simply based on genitalia would be as you put it, garbage.