>Chad gets a taste of Robot life
>Can't handle it, tries to kill himself
>Gets rescued (Chad's life is valuable)
>Shares his story, gets endless love and support
>Has a hot girlfriend and heaps of friends
>His entire ordeal lasted 1 year
Where is my recognition for suffering a lifetime of this pain?
Any tips for acquiring weed in the local area as a shut-in?
I don't really get that image. Did he become a loser as an adult because Mars Colonization is loser tier or did he desire to be a loser and actually became the opposite by being an astronaut?
Anyone else /urbanfeels/ here?
>tfw surrounded by people but still alone
>tfw living in a sky tower jail cell
>tfw city only looks good at night
>tfw sensory over load
How do you urban robots deal with it all?
I'd give anything to live in the city. Currently living in Suburbia and living a cushy but not fulfilling life.
Its not what everyone thinks it is
People in middle of no where towns dont know how good they have it
Cities are like an ugly girl with a lot of make up on. They fool the eye and empty the soul. IDK how much longer I can last here
I live in the south and it is so bad, there is no one like me here and im such a fuck up that the only one that likes the same type of music I do and etc hates me now. I always thought living in a city I could meet more people and go out more.
>sister always farts on me because she thinks it's hilarious
>I always pretend to be disgusted and act like I hate it, but in reality I have a huge fart fetish
What are the little things that keep you going, robots?
Why are the people of /r9k/ so afraid of women? I literally have to hide my gender just to have the chance to even talk to someone from here. I've added plenty of people here and they've always been chill, especially since we shared similar interests. The only problem is they'll often fall back on one single topic that aggravates me to no end, how much they hate ALL women.
I try my best to hide my gender because I'm not an attention whore but whenever I've had enough, I let them know what I am. The person that they've been talking to the...
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>tfw they either hate you or want to hit on you and if you are not their cybergf they tell you how they feel dead inside and never speak to you again and you feel like shit but then you start questioning yourself about if they'd have treated you differently were you not fembot and then you descend into existential puddle
Good, that's what you and all other fembots get.
I know all to well how it feels to be in your situation, sorry
You'd probably hate me if you knew about my physical characteristics you hypocrite.
i just got a black bunny for free
trips names it
pic related it looks like that
Choose wisely, r9k!
I CHOOSE NEITHER THE LIGHT OR THE DARK, BUT THE MIDDLE! THE ROAD TO THE DAWN!
Who else /libertarian/ here? How do we get the statist fascist collectivist scum off our board?
If libertarians are this retarded, I suppose it's no wonder you haven't even solved for roads.
I guess you'd have to organize yourselves and take some kind of collective action
Can a socially awkward depressed introvert with anxiety ever become extroverted? What are the chances of becoming a genuinely likeable person with an active social life in your early 20s?
Am I just always going to live in my head?
Myself has literally nothing to say to other people. I like other people and would like to better get to know them, but literally can't think of things to say with another person in front of me. I just want to have fun with other people in the prime of my life but don't imagine I can ever stop being like this.
> Going from an introvert to an extrovert
I'm not sure, but I think a good method would be getting a small group of friends and slowly expanding your group as you get comfortable with other people. While you're doing this, try and get involved in the group a little bit more until you become confident.
> Socially Awkward
Best thing for me has been exposure therapy. Try talking a lot with a close friend for a solid week. If you're comfortable and good at this, try it with someone you know slightly less (someone who you don't know as well). Keep going until you can easily talk to someone you've never met before.
I don't know if any of this will work, but I think it should.
would you suck her fingers clean?
>Have chad brother that is 2 years younger than me (I'm 19)
>Was always the rebel kid in my family
>Mom would always talk crap about him
>Wanted to be a good example for my brother
>Was a straight A student, introvert, and not really social
>Brother was extroverted had a lot of friends and was popular
>At family reunions, everyone wanted to talk to him
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I regret it, I truly do fucking regret it. It's so unfucking fair how I'm doing that everyone tells me to do by being nice and doing good things yet my brother is the complete opposite and gets whatever he wants while I'm stuck in fucking vain
>mfw i have a big dick-shaped birthmark on my chest
Pic is my birthmark
Well, what is your sentence? Also I'm pretty sure most people have multiple sentences that can destroy them, I know I do.
Whenever you see some shapely fat deposits, does anyone else have to urge the slap it, spread the cheeks, and bury their tongue and that sweet brown hole?
I think I'm addicted to butts.
>nopt know thing the difference form fat and T H I C C
>this is standing over you
My sister has a friend wh's really hot. How can I seducer her?
i can do 38 pushups and 50 sit ups but my 2 mile is half walking and is a patheic 18:30. is the army good for someone awkward with low social skills that has never been good with making friends? i also tend to get nervous about new things easily and obsess and overthink things, would this be a bad idea to enlist. also am i in good enough shape to join or not? is bootcamp very stressful and hard?
btw after doing as many pushups or situps i can do, i get out of breath for a couple minutes and when i run i get out of breath fast
I started with a 21:30 2-mile. I survived just fine. In fact, I'd go do Basic all over again just for fun. It's the ultimate 6-weeks of autopilot once you figure out it's all them fucking with you.
ITT: shitty story in class, proof you are a beta
>ask the teacher a question
>literally every single normalfags of my class (everyone except me) start laughing
>teacher asks why because he finds my question very interesting
>they answer they don't know
>Find a partner
>Everyone gets paired but me
>Ok Anon pair up with Stacy and Nancy
>They give me that death stare
>Ok class get to work
>They look at me in disgust
>They ignore me
>"Omg Stacy so are you going to Chad's party this weekend?"
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why the fuck are girls feet so perfect bros? how did i come to have this weird fetish?
why do I find a woman being able to piss a large amount so sexy?
delete this famalia. this is a feet thread
>smoke weed and start feeling horny
>decide to watch gay porn ironically as a joke
>don't realize headphones aren't plugged in properly
>dad hears and comes into room
>sees a 400pound bear face fucking some twink
>storms out the house and drives off somewhere
>tfw no matter how much I tell them otherwise my parents will always think I'm gay now
I'm not gay I was just doing it ironically.
>people killing themselves over stupid shit like not getting any and racism
>all the mass killers have stupid motivations or at least inscrutible ones
>nobody will kill for antinatalism
Come on you faggots. Shape up
>killing because you believe the highest purpose in life is the mitigation of suffering
>Go onto Facebook
>Why have you been looking at my profile but didn't send me a request?
Wtf what do I say?
>Open crush's photo
>Receive a message a day later
>"Why do you keep looking at this photo of me anon? It's getting kind of weird..."
>Apply to jobs online
>You need three references, not relatives or coworkers
>buy 3 burner phones
>make up people
>use those phone numbers
come on it's not that hard
Great news! I just made a deal with a genie, and everyone who posts in this thread will get crazy superpowers of their choice! You can pick any powers you want, but if you try and cheese it to make yourself omnipotent or literally unbeatable, your mom will get cancer :/
So feel free to come up with a costume design, theme song, make alliances with other anons, beat the shit out of each other, whatever! Just remember to have fun! (Within reason)
I wanna be able to transform into a dragon or have the ability to construct things and people into existence perfectly so I can make everyone's perfect waifu/husbando here on /r9k/
While being super smart from both of the options there
Are women okay with men who are 5'10?
>got new cute stickers
> tfw no one to share them with
Is Euro Truck Simulator 2 the most robot game of all time? Truck drivers are society's unsung heroes.
ITT: We post our comfiest and coziest experience.
4 beers deep
>be scrawny white guy
>have never been around black people
>live in the whitest state in the country
>only attracted to loud, obnoxious and ghetto black women
Am I fucked?ive never actually been around women like this. I only know them from porn and tv shows. It also turns me on so much when they have those long nails and obvious fake wigs on.
No, I don't want a fat woman. I like them thick but not fat.
>Started renting an apartment about two years ago
>Had a bad streak with depression and just let all my trash pile up inside the apartment
>Even once my depression improved I didn't take care of the mess and just let it get worse and worse
>Beer and diet Coke cans everywhere
>Boxes, trash and garbage everywhere
>Made paths through the trash to walk around
>Just let all the garbage pile up because I didn't want to clean
>Two days ago get a notice from the apartment that they would be doing fire alarm inspections
>Today they came and inspected the fire alarm
>Got a notice that they'll serve an eviction notice if I don't have the place spotless within 72 hours
How the fuck do I clean up my place? It's so bad I don't even know where to begin. Will a reputable cleaning company be willing to come help? Do you guys have any idea what to do? Getting the trash out is mostly going to be a matter of hauling it, but I don't know how the hell to get the linoleum, stove, and counter in the kitchen cleaned, how to clean the carpet, how to clean the toilet and tub (they're almost black). Please help /r9k/.
Pic related: it's not my place but mine looks similar.
Buy some garbage bags, and start tossing stuff in them. Fill one bag, take it to the trash. Fill another, take it to the trash, repeat until clean.
If it's simple enough to sort it into recyclables and it isn't a hassle to dispose of, then do it that way, otherwise, just keep dumping it one bag at a time.
You're right, take a gold star