>I am starting a Skype group for femanons only and I will require proof for you to join.
>In this group we can actually talk about our feels with out having these autistic keks pestering us.
So add me on green.skies1
so why come to this board at all?
im assuming you won't come back once you have your little skype group, right?
It's literally THIS easy to kiss a girl when you're chad
>chad is doing a "magic trick"
>he says to the girls "i'm gonna write your name on this paper
>if i get it wrong you get 50 bucks
>if i get it write i get a kiss
>they accept the challenge
>he literally writes "your name" on paper
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This. All streamers and Youtubers are just that - entertainment
Seriously believing anything that happens on their streams or videos is tantamount to mental illness, it's like believing that soap operas are real
How come racists/white nationalists are usually massive japanophiles?
What would you guys do if you finally got a gf but when you took off her panties, you saw this?
I mean, really, you complain about roasties all the time but how can you know and what the fuck would you even do about it anyway if faced with one? And at one point is a vagina NOT a roastie?
Would you be okay with a gf who always smelled faintly of curry?
>tfw no qt gf to pull down her panties and eat out her pussy when she tells me to
The thing is, if you got a girlfriend she would likely be too passive to tell you to do anything. You would have to make all of the moves which would ruin the fun of being told to eat pussy.
>tfw no qt gf to muscle down & forcibly finger & lick while she squeals out mild protests cuz she has to study
What is it like to have a Dog?
I have a small pupper.
It's comfy when he sleeps in my bed and walking the pupper twice a day actually forces me to get out of the house. I get sort of paternal when I watch over him playing in the park, you know, getting all worried about bad things happening.
all in all it's very nice
one of these threads?
there was a good amount out there last weekend.
I have a quite different layout but you shouldn't have any problems to realise what what is
The sluts at my school are driving me insane. Some of them are so sexy and wear such sexy clothes all the time like spandex leggings and stockings coupled with "sweaters" or dresses that barely cover their ass. I really want to fuck them but a bunch of them have known me for a year and hate me, the rest don't know me at all. What do? I have terrible game.
Do you know that feeling you get every Sunday evening, where it is still technically the weekend, but you are still stressed because you know another 5 days of work hell awaits when you wake up tomorrow?
I sure don't. As a NEET, I can stay up however late I want to, and tomorrow would just be another Monday for me, full of fun and relaxation. Not only that, but my lifestyle is funded by you, the devoted taxpayer.
I hope you wagelets get a good night's sleep, you need it much more than I do.
>and then he told me he's a nurse!!!!!
>the only job lower than a wagekek!!!!!!!
Same here fellow NEET friend. I haven't felt the overwhelming dread of Sunday nights since high school. My life for the past 3 years has been nothing but weekends. I've been browsing and posting dank memes while poor wageslaves have wasted their lives away toiling for a measly pay, part of which goes to us!
It's truly a shame that the wageslave does not see the bondage he is forever entangled in. We NEETs have the true freedom.
Be honest. What's your dick size?
There's no reason to lie on here.
Who /recedinghairline/ here? I'm only 19 this is truly life's greatest form of suffering.
Don't worry guys, if you learn to rock it like me, you can make anything of yourselves.
>h-hi anon! D-do you l-like my new s-short hair?! :3
What's with all the drugs and alcohol related threads lately?
I thought that was considered a "normie" activity here and even disregarding that argument, I don't see how any of that is brag worthy enough to shitpost on /r9k/
WHEN UR IN A COMA BUT ITS REAL NIGGA HOURS
U ALREADY KNO IM UP CUH WE OUT HERE UP IN THE 408 LIKE WE DO