Alright, guys, time for an exercise.
Write a message ITT addressing your mentally ill thoughts from a logical perspective.
I fucking hate myself but I still think I'm better than everyone
I tried to be a normie and meet a girl. Never again.
>meet a girl
>don't spill my spaghetti, we talk a while
>go home and sleep
>have a great dream where she falls for me and we live happily ever after
>wake up and forget it was a dream
>text her this
>"you're like a diamond, priceless and beautiful"
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So I've been just diagnosed as a borderline, do any of you guys also suffer from this shit? Any tips?
I stopped attempting to make friends because i can't hold stable relationships. I have only 2 friends i still talk to because they are loyal and still like me even if i do stupid impulsive bullshit.
any bi/gay robots around? how's your day been?
clingy ex keeps texting me. This has been going on for 3 weeks. I have given empty suggestions on drunken nights for a PLATONIC movie on the weekend but i just end up drinking and not responding
I don't want to hurt him but i can't do it. If i can't take care of myself i wont even try to pretend i can take care of someone else
This guy just fucked your girl /b/. What do you do?
>tfw always the guy on the right
>get shy af in person because of /r9k/ story memes yet none of that shit happens to me
Who else /CuteIntrovert/ here?
I used to be left, but now that I've been taking care of my appearance more and getting more attention from women, I slowly transitioning to the right.
Now all that's left is to get /fit/.
You enter the trusty tavern. There's a different barkeep than usual, but he is still sporting the bleary eyes and calm demeanor that you've come to recognize.
"Good evenin' to you fellow 'Bot. What will it be? It'll fill up quick in here. Actually glad you are here. I've been numbing myself for hours."
Some faint notes wave over from the jukebox.
You hear the barkeep mumbling something about being already dead, then, as you settle, see him take a gulp from his rum...
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old school robot9000 Story thread
>used to be bullied by some nigger in middle school
>wasn't that bad, it would just be things like skipping line and slapping my head
>one day the teacher assigned us seats and we sat at the same table
>we had to do group projects so i had to help him do math
>he actually listened to me and started learning
>he stopped bullying me and would make me walk with him to the bus stops, etc.
>I hated i because every time i would walk with him all the police officers knew him by name and would say hi to him (inner city school, lots of cops around the school).
>he scared the shit out of me but i was too scared to tell him to fuck off.
>he told me shit like how he took off his braces himself with a pair of pliers
>he started talking to me about his life and it was fucked up
>his dad was a gangster who died and his mom was never home
>he told me all he ate was skittles and potato chips
>i remember that one time he actually told me "anon, don't just give me the answer show me how to do it"
>he eventually stopped coming to school
>he would show up like once every 2 months and would so some stupid shit like come in with a pint of ice cream and start eating it in the class
>remember he offered me some once, i said no thanks
>then one day he came sat down and just started talking on his phone on speaker
>teacher obviously got angry and kicked him out the classroom
>he tried coming back in but she locked the door
>i remember him knocking on the door calling my name telling me to let him in. all i did was stare straight and ignore him
>he eventually left and i never saw him again
Don't know why but this story always made me sad. Pic related it was the middle school we went to
I want to be fucked by a bunch of black guys. I want them to make me their slave.
I'll suck their cocks and eat out their assholes, and let them fuck me; I'll eat their semen and let them put me in chastity and parade me like a puppy. I want a black master to spank me and train me and piss on me.
What's wrong? Why don't you like? I'm sure a Robot like you could use a black Master to instill some discipline and order into your life :33
ITT: the person with no replies is the winner
At what point did you finally realize you aren't good looking and that your life was shit because of it?
Finally figured out im actually really ugly, I always thought I was a cute growing up but now I'm just a baby-faced Down syndrome looking autist.
>tfw 0.2% chance of getting this shit
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>enter a job full of chads
>they all bragging about their gfs
>tfw 26 yo Virgin
>tfw im more sexually attracted to Japanese 3d porn than to real life females
I recently got a job and had to go through the typical work ethics training and how to avoid sexual harassment and according to the video i saw you can get them in trouble for talking about intimate shit like that. Probably not sexual harassment but you can get them notified by HR depending on how big your company is.
Male social Heirarchy is a complex thing. most chads are alpha negatives. THEY ARE CLOSE. if you manage to infiltrate their lives, convince them that they areworth nothing, nobody likes them, they could become betas.
>if /r9k/ had a girlfriend