Come on in the water's fine!
>hey, i know what people will love: 30 minute close up shot of my dick going in and out of a vagina
Download a gps faker and and then we all go to the same location to toast some roast upboat our own posts and downvote the roasts
>fuck self in ass
They lied about the male g spot, instant orgasms without touching your dick they said
You all know the tags, Monday night Omegle thread. I'm really bored let's do this fags.
My only 3 requirements for any girl:
Have you ever been kucked? Ever kucked someone before?
Let's share some kuck stories please.
Will quote me.
My mother just caught me masturbating, this is ther worst of all, i had my pants and underwear on the floor when she opened my door, i jumped off my chair and tried grab my pants failing horribly, to this my mother just says, "jesus christ..." and leaves.
She has caught me masturbating at least 10 times, its always embarrasing, everytime. i want to leave my house pretty bad.
Ask me anything /r9k/
Why are malls so comfy? I could seriously live in a mall and just walk around everyday. its like a mini city.
Honestly malls trigger my autism.
People walk so fucking slow I get into a rage and start powerwalking and storm in front of them like a dumb ass and they just look at me like I'm rude and retarded.
Should I try Tinder?
I need to cure this crushing loneliness.
I just need a flattering profile picture and get straight to the point with every match that I need a booty call.
Why couldn't I be born as a girl? Every thing else would have been better. Who else wants to be the little girl ?
I just wish I was born in an anime world. I want to suffer with Guts.
I think about this a lot. Things would be so much easier. I'm aight with being a guy but, and excuse me for sounding tumblr, I think I (and most of r9k would maybe agree) would feel a lot more 'comfortable' in a girl's body.
And I've seen the faces of /r9k/. You'd all make cute girls.
We'd all be infinitely more happier
Will /r9k/ be seeing the new Star Wars movie?
This is like the 5th race mixing thread you have posted today.
I actually am, genuinely interested in what direction Abrams is going to take the story.
I'm still skeptical about the forced diversity and bullshit like that though (hoping this doesn't go beyond the cast choices, for example there aren't blatant feminist or anti-white themes expressed int he dialogue).
Who /debt/ here?
Pfthahahahaha. You calll that debt nigga?
I have around $50k student debt and I'm only halfway done with the studies. I hope this shit pays for itself.
Do I have a weak jaw?
It might be the lighting but I can't see the outline much.