>create a thread
>it dies almost instantly
>someone else creates the same thread
>it reaches 400+ posts
Happens to me every time, usually on /v/.
>she plays MMOs
Damn, I'd feel the same way.
If you could be 100% sure you'd succeed, what would you do?
A normie told me that's the most powerful question, and whatever your answer, you should be doing it. I answered I would kill self. His face was something. Fucking normies.
what's your favorite episode of the simpsons?
>hard mode: post season 10
mine is Dancin' Homer - where homer becomes the mascot for Capital City's baseball team
Hard mode: the 24 parody episode. Off the top of my head at least, I don't remember the later episodes well.
For the other question, that's tough. I watched seasons 2-9 obsessively for probably four years of my life, but I haven't seen an episode in maybe five years.
comfy /r9k/ server
Our forum: reeecraft.boards.net
-x ray is welcome here
-shop at spawn (new spawn is being constructed)
If anyone has any advice, pls share!
>tfw keep forgetting to stay off facebook while drunk
>tfw yet another day where I'm dreading looking at the messages I sent people and wondering just how much damage I've wrought on my social life
being self destructive sucks
what even IS a mental disorder or a mental illness? Mental illness general
Whatchu got senpai
What's your opinion on lolita and other japanese fashion wearing girls? Any of you guys into it too? How about a dump?
>tfw no yandere sweet lolita gf
and here's a story i found with that pic
Obviously fake but damn
Classic/Gothic lolita here.
Most people find it kinda weird, but the one boyfriend I did have thought it was cute. I only wear it when I'm going some place where I know someone I know won't see me dressed up in something weird to them. The lack of lolitas where I live means I'm pretty lonely here
Here's a tip, though: if you want to see tons of lolitas, go to an anime/nerd culture convention. They often hold meetups there.
I find you all pretty cute. Especially the colorful sweet girls (that aren't totally ugly or fat). The clothes themselves are bready cute.
Any pics you would be willing to share?
They would probably think I am a creeper, i am reasonably attractive but fuck am i a turboautist
What are your thoughts on girls who have hair on their anus?
I shave my pubes, but don't always bother shaving/plucking my anus hair because of the effort it takes. Plus when I do decide to shave my anus, it grows back very prickly and it makes me uncomfortable for a few days. I'm very insecure about my anus hair and will remove it when I'm planning on sleeping with a guy , but I'm still scared that one day a guy is going to see my anus hair.
My girlfriend has some, not very heavy but I still commented on it and said I wasn't really a fan. She started shaving it about a year ago and it makes the sex much better for me, especially in doggy. Then again, I also shave for her so at least it's not like I'm being a hypocrit.
Why would I care? I want a gf and will accept her shaving preferences.
>start liking a girl
>she turns out to be a slut
>this has happened four times now
Why does this keep happening /r9k/? Was it my destiny to be a cuckold?
>Implying you had a chance with those girls.
As someone who has been considered funny my entire life, what is it like to exist without the ability to make others laugh?
It must be a shitty existence in comparison, no?
I have to compensate for my humor, or lack thereof, in other ways (generosity,
kindness, coolness, friendliness, acceptance of others etc.)
I fail to compensate, which is why I'm here
>can't make small talk
>tend to rant or talk in depth about socially unacceptable topics if expected to unnaturally direct conversation
>very limited interests that don't appeal to many people
>any attempt at small talk or normal conversation comes across as obviously forced and autistic
>no social life or friends
>same daily routine
>nothing to talk about
>can't even hold a girls attention online
>don't even attempt flirting anymore because it's cringy as fuck
should I just give up?
The interracial cuck meme ruined my life.
I'm not exaggerating. It made me quit my job and my girlfriend left me because of it. Its a long story but basically I'm paranoid of black men fucking women I know, am dating, female family members etc. And I'm paranoid that they're all lying about it. I've also become extremely self conscious about my dick size. I had a break down that cause me to leave work early and cry in my car in a parking lot for hours and my boss fired me over it.
Even seeing the word 'blacked' makes me dizzy and...
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>Just another day in the USA
Boy your country is sure fucked up
It's a meme, anon.
Girls despise black people and half breeds ONE DROP more than guys do. They're genetically inferior compared to white men. Girls pick up on this shit. Don't want an alien fucking them. Maybe in a trailer park where life is already fucked, but hey, theres nothing to loose there.
Wouldn't worry about it. Big companies try and advertise a mix marriage using their product, for example - as if its normal. Media do the same.
Basically, black man white woman threads appear on r9k because it's so ridiculous it's kinda funny.
>I got antidepressants and some pills for sleeping because I have GAD and depressions.
>My grandparents found out and now they keep on talking to me about how normal person I am and how I don't need pills because I'm actually a happy person.
>tfw planning suicide for a month
>My mother kinda agrees with them.
>makes me feel even better.
This is the reason why I haven't got help sooner and now...
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>fucking beta virgin fag ever since
>get this tinder app and look for some ugly chick to throw away my virginity
>3 days swaping right
>not even single match one bad-looking shit who would take me on
>only matches with 3.14 qts to which I cant even write cuz too beta
>gonna die as virgin
I am not even japanese so why whales are fucking afraid of me
Who here loves to /cum in their pants/ ?
I literally cum in my pants. I put on a pair of cum pants to beat off, get hard, start whacking off, take my pants off and leave them on the floor, beat off some more, and then cum into them.
Do mama chads want to fuck their chad sons?
No, but Stacy dads want to fuck their stacy daughters :^)
>Everywhere I look
>le Pokemon Go XDDD
> back in 2nd grad, the kids who bullied me were the biggest pokemon nuts around
> 4chan still doesn't recognize this cancerous normie game for what it is
this was no suprise to me
Hi bro's , Johnny here.
I was wondering if any of you robofags have any questions on how to score actual human poon instead of that anime bullshiet.
anyway contact me or remain a roboqueer for all I care.
I'm a chad so.
Fact: If you watch anime you are NOT a robot.
Watching anime is a sign of yearning for social relationships. The robot has moved beyond that. The robot has accepted his solitude and superiority compared to these "normies".
So remember /r9k/edditors. Next time you want to watch anime, don't.
>Nerds are the alphas of the 21st century.
How true is this statement?
not at all
all those nerds doing great achievements do so under their Alpha chad bosses
those pathetic beta faggots couldn't do shit on their own, and even when they do some chad profits more than them off of it.
nerds, as they have always been, are just a tool chads use.
Bout to drive to work first day at mcdonalds, will be on register, fronted counter.
If I need to run to the bathroom, anyway I can pause the register and leave or do I gotta wait for breaks?
What upsets me isn't the fact that I don't have a girlfriend; I don't even want one. I'd rather have friends, which I also lack.
What upsets me is the fact that I'm completely undesirable to basically everyone.
I had friends once. It was terrible.
You're not missing out on a whole lot.
Why do you say you're undesirable? If you don't mind me asking, many people here just want someone they can talk to so they'll probably overlook any flaws you may have
How do I convince a girl to do anal, if she has a very tight asshole, my dick is thick and she thinks it's disgusting?
I once just sticked it in there - only the tip though - and she jumped up in pain, went to the toilet, even cried a bit and told me her asshole "ripped" a tiny bit.
>ctrl + f
>0 of 0
This is now an autism thread, post your autistic stories
>see my black neighbors outside
>see them wave at me and yell "hey"
>put my fist there and bump it in the air like a virtual fistbump
>they look at me funny
>they're about 10 feet away
>run back inside
looks like im not going outside again for a while
When do you plan on getting your brown girlfriend, /r9k/ ?
So what exactly causes balding?
There's the whole testosterone and DHT thing but then again numales have lower test than fucking women so what causes them to go bald?
It can't be genetics cause surely no woman would procreate with a balding cuck, thus allowing him to pass on his genes.
>It can't be genetics
Says who? Most people procreate in their 20s and 30s, before serious balding occurs. Male pattern baldness is demonstrably hereditary, and the reason it doesn't get filtered out of the gene pool is that a.) It doesn't fully show itself until after procreation b.) The genes for hair growth are most likely mixed expression, meaning you can't perfectly trace it and avoid it like other hereditary diseases such as Tay-Sachs or hemophilia, and c.)...
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So by this logic the next step in human evolution would be to get rid of hair as it's just a waste of proteins.
>In a million years humans will all be numale balding faggots
Genes set you up, and testosterone finishes the job.
We know this because eunuchs retain their hair for the rest of their lives, and do not go bald, even if they're genetically predisposed.
What are the suicide rates among us robots?
36 - doubt I'll make it to 40.
The only time a woman touches me is when I get a haircut
all true robots will commit suicide, the others on this board are failed normies and will live until a natural death or an accident
I already planned the 10 last years of my life, I'll do it at 1 day before my 30th birthday
None of you fucks can even compare yourselves to being born in a small town. I literally haven't seen a girl in weeks who isn't my mom.
>Even though I stayed at her house last month and see her every holiday and birthday
I hate my normalfag family. Why do normies love the "we're family" excuse when I just wanna be left the fuck alone?
>ps You look like Hillary Clinton with that haircut