>tfw mommy makes me take a multivitamin
What does mommy make you do?
>fill cat water bowl to the top, since cat's don't like to drink when it's lower than that
>she walks into the cat water bowl and knocks it over
>gets mad that i filled it up (???)
>makes me clean up the water she spilled even though I have a sore back and can't bend easily
life is suffering
My mom called me a few times a week to check in while I was in college and adjusting, but I was too busy to ever answer. Two years later and she never calls anymore.
The bitch left when I was 8 though, so I guess she's just reaping the relationship she sowed.
>Have one chance at life
>Born with small boobs
what does touching a guy's abs feel like?
>becoming a trucker
Is this the best job for people like us?
I went to a truck driving school for some info and it sounds cool. Good pay, don't have to deal with people much and you are mostly left alone.
Any truckers here? Seems like a sweet gig. Best of both worlds- financial freedom and solitude while still maintaining outcast status.
I hitchhiked with one for awhile. It seemed like a boring job but she was cut out for it. I guess if you don't mind the monotony, it's worth the pay. I definitely met some interesting other truckers, with so much time some of them pick up neat skills or talents.
The other guy raises a good point though, robots will probably take it as a job.
Is it just me or are black chicks such uppity, bitchy, shallow, mean-spirited cunts? They're all the same. They just play it off as "sass" or "attitude" 'cus they're black.
Well? Who is the most autistic /r9k/ poster?
The guy who makes the wagekek threads 4 times a day?
The guy who makes the "no [series of fucking jibberish] filipina qt gf thread every single day?
>inb4 you pick OP
>inb4 OP can't inb4
Is sex and losing your virginity really that big of a deal?
If you're horny, why not just have a fap?
I'm 23 and i honestly never had that drive or want to have/get sex.
Maybe there's something actually wrong with me but i never really plan on having any type of intimate relationship in my entire life.
Reminder that god does not exist and that science proves that god does not exist. If there is no evidence for something, until the evidence is seen, it can be said that the thing doesn't exist.
>blah blah thats not how science works
Yes it is. Just because you believe in something doesn't make it a valid argument
>hurr so i guess gravity doesn't exist then
There's evidence for gravity. Theres no evidence for god
It's 2015. Time to start thinking for yourselves,...
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Gravity's a theory brah.
NO ONE'S PROVEN THE EXISTENCE OF GRAVITY YOU ASSHAT.
In fact, when incorporating Minkowski space, did you know that the earth's actually pushing UP against you?
Who /productofincest/ here? When I was 12 I found out that my mom and her brother are my parents.
Why do psychiatrists/psychologists/therapists have no idea about sex?
>21yo virgin here
I've gone to all three over the past 5 years, and not once have any of them asked about my virginity, whether I know any girls, whether I wish I did. When loneliness/sexlessness is a major component of my depression and anxiety.
Have any robots had similar thoughts? Have you discussed sex/incel/tfwnogf with psychs? Was it helpful?
From my experience, they value the relationship over sex. The lack of relationship to another is what defines the psychopath. On the other hand, the stereotypical village priest who has his old housekeeper for a friend is a healthy person according to psychoanalytic criteria.
That seems a little... short-sighted. Maybe a village priest or widow is fine without sex, but the young male sex drive is so powerful, you'd think it would be pretty important to the psyche.
I mean Freud invented the field, and he thought sex was THE important thing.
Reaching out to other robots. Anyone here a gamer? Having even Internet friends is a good feel. And I've grown to feel at home here. Also all of my real life "friends" don't game, they feel they are too grown up. If I see anyone here is interested I'll give out my steam and other contact info.
I play stuff, but do we play the same stuff? That's the question.
I play Maplestory. My Steam ID is Phantomoid.
We could game together.
I bought into the lie that I could be happy, and now I'm paying for it.
Is the possibility of better times down the road really a logical reason to keep going?
I'll give you one logical reason that destroys every emotionnal bullshit you have.
All you have is your own existence. The rationnal thing to do would be to make it better than it currently is, no matter the cost.
Death is an inconceivable void of non-existence. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog? Choose wisely.
you're going to die no matter how you live buddy, and an infinite about of cosmic time will be spent with you in the fucking ground, therefore your life is infinitely meaningless
I want to kiss a pretty girl right on the mouth
Society OWES me a pretty gf
I DESERVE ONE GIVE HER TO MEEEEEEEEE
>scientists think kissing evolved from sharing food with babies who cant chew
yeah, you may thinks its a sign of affection, but no
you want to feed the sexually attractive female to appease her
but this won't appease her. neither will buying her flowers, candy etc.
she only wants sex
kissing is kucking.
What do you want for this Christmas?
I think it's sorta depressing I actually want clothes this Christmas since I cant afford it..
NOW WATCH ME WHIP (Kill it!)
NOW WATCH ME MAY MAY (Okay!)
NOW WATCH ME WHIP, WHIP
NOW WATCH ME MAY MAY (Can you do it?)