>tfw no vaquero bf
After all these posts you still don't have a boyfriend huh?
MOnths have passed
I would have shoved those tongs down his throat so fuckin hard he would have died of asphyxiation
Stop giving this guy attention for acting like an autistic man baby. Maybe your're him posting the videos in disguise. In that case, fuck you, if not, fuck you.
Does the state of somebody's room say much about them?
people with messy rooms disgust me
if you haven't washed your bed sheets and pillow sheets in over 2 months you FUCKING STINK AND EVERYONE CAN SMELL IT
disgusting fucks clean your fucking shit
Who was the last person to call you 'dicklick'?
My tranny ex-gf would do that a lot, especially in front of her friends.
Which would always confuse the fuck out of me because she always acted like she couldn't take my dick in her ass if it was any bigger.
>White are gods in Asia
I agree that it isn't as easy as White men usually think, but some of that video seems p fake.
Did the russian dudes gf give him her number? wtf? Also when the girl says "fuck off" or whatever you can see her giggling as she runs away.
Have you ever stalked someone r9k? Be honest
If so, how did you do it?
Yes, I tend to do it by accident because I'm too autistic to approach women so I just wait around places I know they'll show up and look at them when I do. Eventually my friend said that was stalking so I stopped doing it.
Eggy has finally cracked.............
>you will never have a mental breakdown like this
>mfw egg man is a big guy
if he only got rid of his tits he'd be a hunk, meanwhile I'm a skinny lanklet with a sunken in chest. How did my life get worse than a deformed homeless man's?
>check into cheap hotel
>two boxes of leftovers from a local restaurant still in there
did i fuck up lads
I've legit done this before....
I was depressed and angry at my fat-ass self so I did what any other depressed fatty does and ordered $20 worth of pizza... ate the first one with a few sides and was bloated so I threw the other one away in disgust, 2-3 hours later and I was hungry again so I got it back out the trash and stuck a few slices in the toaster oven and repeated until it was all gone...
dark days mang
>suddenly suicidal thought
Why do this happen?
Because the world would genuinely be better without you in it and you're subconsciously realizing it. Don't worry. Just let nature take its course and you'll be gone soon enough and we will all be better for it.
Why do all these fake prank channels get millions of subscribers when people who legitimately just go in public and cause a scene get a little popularity?
because the fake prankers are a bunch of young prettyboy Chads, that's it. That's all there is to it.
Same reason why Justin Bieber or Drake sell millions of records and actually talented artists usually just scrape by or have to work a day job.
>tfw for every five anons here, two will be diagnosed with cancer
What kind of cancer do you want, family?
I hope I'm that one in five, it really doesn't matter what kind of cancer it is I just need an excuse for assisted suicide
in the light of the recent events i think we should form our own neet milita and try to conquer a piece of land so we can start our own country
any suggestions robots?
>youre posting smug frogs
>while oneitis is sucking chads cock
Would have been better if you would have rhymed frogs / chad cocks.
Post your experience with
notgoing to parties robots.
If you didn't go,tell us what you did instead and if you missed out on anything.
If you by some miracle did go, tell us how it was.
All parties, including, but not limited to: birthdays, housewarming, clubbing, house parties, homecomings, proms, etc are welcome in this thread.
I'll start with a greentext:
>just shitposting on chanz all day
>time to go to bed (00:30), wagekekking starts tomorrowmorning...
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I'm invited occasionally. Every time it's the same. I spend hours mentally preparing and the anxiety makes me want to rip my skin off. I sit in the shower crying in fetus position, and the only reason I actually end up going is because I don't want the few 'friends' I actually have to exclude and eventually abandon me. I show up late and I'm the first to leave, but I try to go to half the stuff I'm invited to. I just make sure to get really drunk on the way there, and once I arrive just sit down in a couch in a corner or something while listening...
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>Want to eat strawberry shortcake ice cream and have an ice cream machine at my apartment building
>Can't enjoy it because the texture of popsicle wood causes me extreme discomfort to touch, see, or even just think about
IT'S NOT FAIR, WHOSE RETARDED IDEA WAS IT TO PUT THOSE THINGS ON FUCKING WOOD STICKS THAT YOUR FINGERS CAN'T SLIDE ON AND MAKE YOUR TEETH FEEL HOLLOW?
>evidence that liberalism is cancer
so lads whats the plan for friday night?
>partying with the guys
>marathon of vidya
>super porn edging
>tfw fall semester of uni is fast approaching
>live in turkey
>uprising is happening right now
remember when you kill the normies, to pin a picture of your president on their chest to make it okay.
>this board literally worships a homeless person now
do you want to fuck this?
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anyone ever wish they lived in some small hick town or a smoky detective noir? seems cosy in the movies
your only thought is how to get enough money for drinks, everyone has the same low ambitions, youd drink at the same old dive bar every night, you might fuck the town whore or work at a family business.. or just slip through the cracks and disappear into the smoke and drink
> tfw too anxious to go drink in a dive bar alone, whilst listening to the band stum their sorrows as i get chatting to a broken woman who is lonely enough to go home with me, then we become drinking buddies before both going down in a blaze of glory
Yo, we're running a Minecraft server called MineChan. We've got landclaims, basic economy, ranks such as Neckbeard, Sperg, etc., but not too much stuff that it'll fuck up "muh pure Minecraft experience".
Come enjoy the Turkroach Happening Arc with your fellow /r9k/ goers. Normalfags will be banned.
Special limited-time 30 minute invite!
is this original? iS THIS AN ORIEGNINAL POSR???
Oh look, another normie filled shithole parading around as "true" bots. Fucking trash
Don't join this discord, it's full of Chads and Stacies.
Why do you hate Chads?
>you will never have a pretty, blonde american gf interested in politics
just end my life desu
How are you robots planning on surviving the looming Third World War?
There are no NEETbux in a nuclear apocalypse and even if it doesn't go nuclear the government won't be able to initiate a draft AND fund your male-spinster lifestyle. What are you going to do /r9k/?
Never really thought I was fat. Sure I'm not a skinny twig, but I don't look like a hambeast or anything. Anyway I was walking and these little kids , like 8 years old, kept yelling "look how fat he is, yea it's santa clause, so chubby , chubbbby, fat boi" . I looked around at first to see who they were talking about , but it turns out it was me. I don't get it, am I a lil fat ?
i went outside once and a little kid looked really surprised and kept asking me WHY DO YOU HAVE BOOBIES WHEN YOU'RE A MAN, he looked legitimately curious and kept following me around while asking everybody around us why i had man tits
horrible new meme thread I'll start
All I wanted is for an average white female to like me. Yet every white girl ice met has made faces of disgust every time she looked at me. Some girls in my company told me Im the ugliezt guy they ever met(I live in a predominantly white euro country so they havent made comparisons with other races). Pleade tell me I have some kind of chance for a girl of my race to like me. I dont want to go to asia or africa. BTW Im 6'2 and kind of skinny.
>mfw i read your first sentance as: all i want is for an white female to kill me
I was really shocked
Who here knows about pic related?
Anybody who has swallowed enough red pills to begin to understand the Despair Code would not be posting on 4chan. They would be wallowing in a bottomless pit of depression and the feeling of emptiness, unable to cope with reality. Stay blue-pilled. You'll enjoy life more.