>tfw want qt, white older, gfd/switch mommy gf
>foot fetish too, want to kiss and worship her feet
sup ladies, gf application line starts here...
Had you lost your e-virginity? If did post greentext stories of it
>slowly takes out p0n0s while giving OP a sexual gaze
>"u want it?"
>saunters up to OP and licks him from the top of his forehead town to his chin in one motion over the course of 5 minutes
>j-j-jams it in OP's bumhole
>immediately cum at the 2mm checkpoint
you just witnessed it happening OP
>Hey Anon, you finally showed up! I hope you don't mind that I brought some of my friends to our date?
Hiroyuki-kun, please come here and fix this board. First of all make it SFW.
Guys, channel your energy so we can summon Hiroyuki-kun.
I know a fool proof way of getting laid
I need some help robots. I have a feeling I'm going to get into a fight soon and I have never been in one. I'm 6'1 220lbs so I'd like to think I'm a biggish guy (for you). Any robots with fighting experience have any tips for me?
Well since you never been to a fight I suggest you bring some "friends" to help you out. Also bring a weapon with you (preferably a gun but if you don't have one then knife, glass bottle, baseball bat, any sharp or long object etc.) if the guy doesn't look like he can be reasoned with then be the first one to strike him. I would go to into detail about vital areas to hit and locks/throws but that would actually require practice and I given you above is efficient for you at this time
Why do you try so hard?
can any of you robots solve this. I bet you can't
if dubs, 0 == -5
new mathematical discovery
let it be known throughout the land
can someone please remind me why ''rape'' is illegal again?
They already take hundreds of dicks nowadays, what difference does 1 more make?
And most of the time women enjoy being raped anyways.
I'm sure I'm going to be called tumblr but as someone who has worked with troubled youth for years, many of which are girls that were raped when they were younger, it's impossible to compherhend just how much it fucks them up later in life.
It might not seem big, it's just another dick, lots of these girls love sex and have lots of it. I can't say I understand it completely but when girls are raped it seems to break them in more ways then you could ever think. It permanently scars their mind and affects every relationship they will have in the...
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ok roastie, you know there is a website were you can even downvote posts so you never have to see a post that disagrees with you again. Reddit it was called i believe, maybe you should check it out
How do fembots look like?
>you will never be a trust fund babby
How does this make you feel?
You guys are pathetic. Almost all of you are fat and disgusting losers. At least I'm a built loser.
Get off your asses and try to make yourself into something. It'll give you confidence.
>tfw brimming with confidence but am still a virgin
At least I have something.
>you will NEVER be this handsome
>you will NEVER make money just by existing and looking good
>you will NEVER make girls drool just by looking at them
>tfw my little sister is an awkward robot with depression who gets left out by other girls and not invited to things
Why the fuck does it hurt so much more when it happens to someone else???
Aw, sure OP.
ask someone who fucked up their hand at work anything