you must post ITT if you hate yourself
>mfw getting pregnant repeatedly just to abort the baby
FUTURE NORMIES GET FUCKED
Doing God's work there senpai, please continue
how can you explore a womans body without making it look like you're seeing it for the first time? I just want to get to know every part of my girlfriends everything, and she always asks "what are you doing"? like im doing something weird.
When you're going down on her or some shit, just playfully peek around. When her suspicion is aroused, play it off and fuck her really hard so she forgets. Worked for me.
Make the best of it, my girl pisses me off almost daily and I feel like I'm going to end up like my parents. She's so clumsy and really dumb sometimes. I really hate dealing with her. When I ignore her she gets needy, when I give her attention shes all wahhh. FUCK women and FUCK dating. Whores a cheaper and less draining financially, emotionally, and physically. I hate everyone around...
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That white dick literally BELONGS to black women
>cashier girl says I have a nice smile
>tell her to piss off as loud as I can
>she's visibly upset
>women in line mad
>smugly walk out with my bags
>key a random car in the parking lot
Come one and come all females.
Let's continue this discussion..
>tfw uterus hurts randomly
>tfw discharge comes out suddenly
Laotian baloon-animal enthusiast forum
>Zero gay men are attractive enough or well behaved enough to meet my standards
>The average straight man is attractive and much better behaved than any faggot - plenty of them meet my standards immediately
Just fuck my entire lovelife up.
fembot feels thread last one almost at bump limit
>tfw guys that like me all spend more than an hour online every day and don't have real hobbies
>tfw no bf with young leo dicaprio or young johnny depp 90s hair
>haven't been outside in about two days
>haven't had a conversation with someone outside of my family for over 6 months
wake me up
How can I torture myself without leaving scars or risk needing medical attention?
I just want to feel a lot of temporary pain for a short period of time.
>no one replies to your threads
>even when you exactly imitate all the popular threads
>you are a loser, even on /r9k/
>tfw that happened to me yesterday
im here for you senpai
>tfw acne at 25 years old
I exercise, my sleep schedule is clean and organized, i drink more than 3L of water a day, i don't eat or drink any dairy products, i eat close to no read meat or deli meat, and i don't touch processed foot with a ten foot pole.
And i'm still riddled with purulent disgusting zits at 25 fucking years old.
Accutane did little to nothing except fucking me over with various side effects.
Who /acne/ here ?
How does one achieve such a silky-smooth ballsack?
>WAHHH MY LIFE IS BAD , WOMEN WON'T NOTICE ME
>WAHHH MY LIFE IS SO BAD, I LIVE IN A WARM HOUSE AND SLEEP IN A WARM BED
>WAHHH, MY LIFE IS SO BAD , I HAVE CONSTANT ACCESS TO INTERNET AND VIDEO GAMES
>WAHHH , MY LIFE IS SO BAD , I CAN EAT ANYTIME , ANYWHERE
fuck you robots , living in a first world country acting like you live in hell cause you can't get a girlfriend boo fucking hoo.
I would never say life is 'bad' it's more like there is just nothing.
I go to work to make money that I don't really need.
At least people in 3rd world don't have 10 hours a day to sit alone with their thoughts of nothing.
What's this guy's name again?