>tfw when you have to join the army
ITT:We trigger robots
original fucking comment nigger
this wont trigger true robots
it will only infiltrate /pol/ invaders
if they hate degenerates so much, then why do they spend all their free time bitching on 4chan and invading other boards?
So I have a question for you robots, at what point does a girl have too many sexual partners? Should we even bother if they had one already?
I once knew a girl who had sex with over 60 men and 7 women, which was sad cause Ive only had sex with 4 women in my life. She had a really nice ass, so I probably would have slept with her if I wasnt just her orbiter.
I would say it depends on how hot they are vs how many partners they have had before saying if it was too much. In this chicks case, no.
Who else wants a Latina wife?
When was the last time you got caught fapping?
/From Robothood to Normiedom Progress Thread/
>quit drinking soda 6 months ago
>start lifting 2 months ago
>6'4'' tall 210lbs today
>no longer depressed
>go on /fit/ now
>making good noob gains
>still no gf or friends
>convinced Im a robot
>realize I'm just a weak willed fuck and have convinced myself the world sucks
>circle jerk with a bunch of other people who have made themselves into losers
>realize r9k is basically satire even though people here genuinely believe the shit people post
>stop being a retard
>That'll be 2 bones, plus treat!
the most pathetic thing you have done?
>birthday 20 y/o
>played love plus in a cafe
>ordered a small cake
>only person there
>spent the rest of the day alone walking in the city
at least i make sure that no one saw what i was playing..
My wife and I are doing very well financially. We are retired. She is in her late 20s and I am almost 40. We are considering fostering a child. Does anyone out there have experience with the foster system or any stories about it?
How are you today lads? Today I had another down day.
>tfw you know how to escape depression but you can't motivate yourself to do it.
Normies will never know this feeling
>been living with all of these for the plat four months
Joy of joys
Who here is a covert narcissist? I can really relate to it.
It explains why I have social anxiety but don't really have low self esteem. The question is, can you actually do anything about it?
Is this basically reverse narcissism?
>shy to a fault
>don't expect anything, in fact genuinely surprised when something happens
>absolutely hate self and feel I don't really deserve to be happy
>just mindlessly do shit for other people so I don't have to think for or about myself
>shyness, constrained affect, feigned empathy
im going to have to google the last two but matches up.
>use of external sources to regulate self-esteem
Interesting. Im generally proud of my accomplishments in video games when it comes to long term goals. Im also proud of the money i save im my bank account from work. Im not exactly sure what qualifies as an internal source of self-esteem. I suppose they would be your virtues but i doubt people can be happy based purely on that. I dont see how being proud of...
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No not at all. Reverse of narcissistic personality would have to be the avoidant personality. Covert narcissists are as narcissistic as the overt kind. you could are argue coverts are even more dangerous because theyre so damn domineering and insecure
What happens to robots after age 30? Do they suddenly turn normie? Become a cyborg? Kill themselves?
Or do they just continue being a robot somehow?
Playing through this right now, great game though too linear, can't quite put my finger on what makes it so immersive. Velvet and that commie best girls. Rip and tear best class.
I'm a 30 year old robot, former cyborg but frogposters will call me a normie or failed normie and ree ree cuck cuck.
Honestly it barely makes any difference, it feels like just yesterday I was 20 years old, very little has changed.
They eleviate themselves into a higher plane of existence and leave behind a doppelganger to be "them"
I really like Pisha, she's objectively the best girl in the whole game I wish she had more of a part in the game.
also everyone knows Tremere, Malkavian, and Nosferatu are the best class.
nothing beats playing a Tremere and putting four points into electric powers and throwing electric metal marbles at ghoul scum in...
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Who else wants to get their male ass filled with hot cum?
>tfw ywn participate in an autism gangbang
Why even live?
Would a safe haven for robots ever be possible in a million years? It's fun to think about. I think most people, including me, wouldn't join in until most of the groundwork was already laid out. The only chance I see is a generous robot winning the lottery and kickstarting it all.
friendo, theres a greentext from a few months ago where 900 bots were in a fallout style vault. here it is
>tfw mom washes the cum socks
TFW mum empties bin full of cum tissues every week
>Age you had your first french kiss at
>Age you lost your virginity at
>Age you had your first gf or bf at
>Duration of your longest relationship
>Amount of girls you've had sex with
How is it even legal to sell this stuff when there is no use for it other than binge drinking? One can is $3 and contains 5.5 standard drinks.
It's a non resealable 23.5oz can. You could in theory share it but in practice I've only seen people drink their own 4loko straight from the can. And no one pays attention to the lable that says it has 4.5 servings in it.
Im personally a mouse, but I want to see what you guys most identify with.
Cerebrotonic fits well. Expect the part about life tasks.
Would you go out with a girl who's really into weed?
Rest in peace fishers edition
Are thoughts are with nigii in this hard time
ITT: Describe your current life in one picture.
T E X T L E S S
P O S T S
E V E R
C O M M E N T
N O T
O R I G I N A L
I get super turned on by the idea but then fap and the urge goes away.
But now the urge returns much sooner than it did at first. At first the urge returned in a month or so. Then fapping only staved it off for a week, then a few days.
Now the urge is closing in and fapping staves it off for less than an hour.
Gonna have to get my ass fucked soon
Just find a girl to peg you, you don't have to be a faggot to want to get ass fucked.
I play with my butt all the time when fapping, but fuck actually taking a real dick, that's shit's is gay
>Taking it in the ass
How do you justify this to yourself?
Virgins, what is the closest thing to a sexual experience you've had?
hey guys someone told me this board likes to role play as the guy from Mr robot XD I'm just like him too sometimes when I'm partying out with my friends I git really nervous :/ I also like drinking vodka sometimes so I'm no stranger to drugs :p I also reaaaaaally like computers like Facebook and Instagram XD so what do you guys like about mr. robot? I like that I can relate to him even though I'm a girl :)
>This is not a Crispy thread
A lot of people I have asked have said that pale girls with dark hair are basically the equivalent of a snake with red and yellow. Basically that girls like that are crazy, is this a thing? Because I have heard that from a few people.
>19 years old
>still live at home
>mother literally won't let me leave the house because she thinks I'm going to get shot by the police
>I don't even live in the United States
>>mother literally won't let me leave the house because she thinks I'm going to get shot by the police
I think she should be more worried about other blacks killing you than police.
Who /straight but want to suck cock/ here? The only thing holding me back is the fear of STD's...Sh-should I do it?
OP here. I actually did it a few times back in college when I was 18-19. It was hot as fuck actually. I would do it again now, but I'm worried I'll get throat cancer from HPV...also I have a gf :\
>Have sporadic bedwetting issues
>Still wear diapers to bed
>26 years old
I want to kill myself