/r9k/ movie recommendations
If you look at least this good, getting a boyfriend will be effortless. If you have trouble it's because you're gross and fat, and you're too lazy to do something about it.
I'm stuck on the toilet. I have access to some self help books, shower curtain, some plastic, deodorant, a hand towel, dehumidifier, trashcan, toothbrush, toothpaste, an empty toilet paper roll, and an unused decorative candle.
Help me space robots, you're my only hope.
Can you honestly resist this?
I'm a believer, and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna burn in the deepest parts of the worst hellfire, but she turns my dick into diamonds.
Boipuccy ; best puccy
Hi! I'm the anon who's been having a bad time on the US with grandparents
got something to tell ya
>grandparents force me to go to church
>today it is a different one
>curious yet scared
>it's not so bad
>people ain't screaming or crying
>can't stop yawning tho
>it finishes, it's someone's birthday
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>Anon, pause the video game
>IT'S A ONLINE GAME MOM, I CAN'T PAUSE!!
Are you going to drop everything and move into an isolated cabin in the woods?
Doesn't it sound peaceful?
>you will never have a robot boyfriend because they all hate you for no reason
Robots don't need other robots. They need extroverts to grab them by the neck and show them how to live life. Two robots will eventually get tired of each other, they would both be happier with Chad and Stacey, the irony.
Managed to break the spell and start a relationship with a girl and lose my virginity. I'm a little older and I know this feat is not at all remarkable in any way but I'll answer questions and give advice on how I did it.
how old are you, how did you meet this girl, did she know you were a virgin before hand, if so how did she react. also, prior to this girl, what's the furthest you had ever gone with a girl and at what age did it happen
Yeah I suppose I am. I still feel like I'm an alien walking among humans though. Sex doesn't magically solve all your problems though. I know that's like telling a starving person that food is just okay, but the point is that if you feel like a robot now you'll probably feel like one still even if you get sex.
saturday night ausfriends
how are you holding up?
the few friends i have all have their own normie shit they are doing so it looks like it's another night of drinking alone at home and watching anime for me
What jobs are good for robots?
Tfw redpilling my trans gf slowly. Soon she will appreciate trumps glory
>mfw I was so deep reseed today i considered killing my self at work
How's your day /r9k ?
>tfw addicted to porn
>tfw I used to want someone to corner me on my way home and blow my brains out
>or come into my home and do so
>tfw even now this isn't enough
>Guns mostly outlawed, have to pay out the ass for pistols poor af
>Every other method of suicide is drawn-out, painful, and has a chance of leaving you more retarded than you already
People seem to die of nothing ever day, why can't it be me for once?