Who here has the most robot diet?
I eat almost nothing but plain microwaved potatoes and black coffee.
FRY ME TO DER MOON AN LET ME PRAY AMONG DER STAAAARS
Should I eat a pizza or diet/exercise? Help me decide.
eat pizza, you are already a degenerate fugg since you posted on this board. there is no hope, no amount of dieting will save you from your true autistic nature.
now eat that pizza fatty.
Are neckbearded orbiters the scum of the earth?
which hand do you use to wipe your ass with?
>go to hooters with coworkers for lunch
>get q 3.14 caramel black girl as our server
>watch Black bot deny not liking her
>he grinds a packet of crackers to fine powder
>she is hot as fuck
>tfw I would give her the SAC
>gf goes to work
>get on /r9k/ and pretend to be NEET
I can't be the only one who does this.
Well at least there's three of us so we can commiserate in our unique form of autism.
>Despite growing up with computers I'm already losing touch with mainstream technology
I don't understand how all these twitters and snapchat things work. I feel like an old person but I'm only 24.
Why would one need social media without having any friends?
As for instant messaging Jabber is where it's at. Whatsapp is just proprietary garbage for normies who don't care about wheter they use proprietary garbage or not.
Do you believe in Chaos or in Order? Which one do you follow?
Chaos is an illusion caused by imperfect knowledge. In reality all matter has a single source, namely the concious self... the entity through which all existence is made manifest.
Internally we see order as technological development, as the world progresses the illusion is further shattered
Get in here friends
no bully edition
I'm feeling generous today as I've been doing well recently. I'll pay for whoever posts their pizza and drink order first, from the pizza place of your choice.
> 1 large pizza
> 1 2-liter drink
> must be in the US
(609) 371-7272 Papa Johns
Put it under "Ivo"
Plz, im hungry and ate nothing yet.
I just got called for a second interview!
I could either be doing a mail room job or groundskeeping job.
But here is the issue, I have to be at work at 6am everyday and work is 30min away!
I'd be getting paid like $15 or so an hour with benefits but holy shit it's so early
idk if I can do this guys...
Anyone else have experience with early morning jobs? I get up at 7am everyday, but getting up at 4:50am to get ready sounds so fucked up...
Please tell me im not the only person in a religous community, its literally a goldmine of feels, if you grew up religous you damn well know how it feels
>tfw Im trapped i. Judaism and Im too autistic to make money or to get married
Please Achmed, come to LA and murder me, I beg you.
>parents thought me teachings of Islam
>always stay humble
>never be an egoist
>always help others doesn't matter the end cause
>never talk if you have nothing useful to say
Now everybody tells me I am autistic. While I am just following my religion for years and don't know better.
Hold me jewish bro
Hey I have a question, when hou see hijabi girls, do you go into hopeless despair mode? whT do you think? why do hou think it makes you do that? can you red pill me on hijabi girls? i think it can also be applied to frum jewish chicks
hey I just want you to know Islam is a man made religion and you shouldnt feel bad for not praying 5 times s and stuff. Hashem loves you anon. Are you Arab btw?
Anyway the stuff youlisted actally brings you closer To Allah. You are go8ng the right wqy. Disregard society's standards qnd do the r8ght thing. If it was easy, if there was zero opposition, if the truth was clear, Allah would have just made us angels.
Is it really this fucking easy?
>tfw i are six whole mozzarella sticks and now i feel awful
They just looked so tasty
> Meet girl on the interwebs less than a month ago, lives across the country
> Extremely minor internet "celeb", has about a dozen or so orbiters/neckbeards
> Clingy as fuck, constantly demands I videochat with her all the time
> Out of nowhere tells me she's buying plane tickets to visit me; says I'm a "huge reason why"
> Keep telling her that she needs to not be impulsive and I don't know my schedule
> Bought the fucking tickets anyway while visibly seeing/hearing how hesitant and uncomfortable I was
> Can't go ghost and block her on everything or else she'll get her orbiters/neckbeards to dox me and stalk me
> Now I feel obligated to visit her while she's visiting the city
> Have extreme anxiety, have to spend a day or two in a major city while not losing my shit
What the fuck do I do?
What the fuck is wrong with you? This girl is clearly interested in you, os probably very cute of she has so many orbiter,, and you just call her intrusive and don't want to see her? You don't even have to pay or do anythin,, why the fuck are you hesitant
She's textbook MPDG, and not that interesting. She's sweet as can be, but we don't share too many interests outside of music/TV/art, and she can't hold a conversation about a deep topic.
On top of that, I have extreme anxiety and avoid large crowds/city environments because of that, and now I'm going to have to go into a major city with her while trying not to lose composure.
Do any of you cyborgs/normies/fembots use this app?
What's the appeal? I've not had a phone all my life up until this week and I've been looking into these normalfag apps. How the fuck does this shit work?
Doesn't eggman use this app?
How do you add people?
Do you have Snapchat? Post username
Redpill me on Snapchat.
From what I understand it's a messaging up with the gimmick of deleting messages after a period of time. So why can't other messaging apps just add this functionality to make this app redundant?
How does it make you feel that other sites steal your OC, /r9k/? I saw the original thread here yesterday and then I see it posted on Hiddenlol, probably someone screenshoted it (badly) fron plebbit
>Tfw no qt 3.14 gf to say good morning to
>tfw no qt 3.14 bf to give a good morning kiss on the cheek to
I had a really sensual masturbation experience this morning. I had edged the night before but for some reason I ended up not finishing, this made the night's sleep hell, I must have woke up 8-10 times at night from my erection and wanting a release from it. When morning finally came I was lying in bed, hard, but I wasn't sure if I wanted to fap yet. I kind of enjoyed the desperate feeling out of my cock. Eventually I start lightly humping the air, thrusting my hips and it made me even harder, then I started rubbing my nipples, which nipple play is something I've...
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Why do gringlets get so butthurt in the presence of racially superior Mexican men? Is it jealousy because we make them seem inadequate and beta in front of their women by comparison? jajajaja
But why are your egos so fragile when you're supposedly superior to all the shitskins?
>Look at that man's face!
Why why why why why why why does this have to be my life?
Congrats, wagecuck! Today is your "hump-day". Just think, only three more days of work until your glorious 48 hour break!
Well, I guess it's only 32 hours after you count the time you sleep. And you'll have to go to bed early on Sunday so you aren't tired for work, so lets call it 30 hours. The you need to factor the hour drive home on friday, and there on monday, bringing it down to 28 hours.
But hey, that's still alright, isn't it? Then it'll only be another 5 days of work until it starts all over again?
Hmm, all the wagies must be at work. It's probably for the best. If Mr. Shecklestien found them on 4chan, they would surely be fired.
Such is life for the wagecuck.
mfw i've conditioned her into socially interacting with me a daily thing
>mfw if i stop engaging in social contact she would feel like something's missing
who here /silvertonguedpsycho/
>mfw conditioned various higher ups into allowing me to live unemployed and on luxurious neetbux forever
Poor normies, thinking they have control over themselves when I can say things to make them do literally anything I ask. I could escape this hellhole of a life but why would I do that when torturing innocents feels so good?
>not a day goes by that i don't miss my childhood
What do you miss ?
They really weren't :(
>go to public bathroom
>If i hear somebody pooping when i leave i switch the lights off
Whos feeling /devilish/ today
You're underage, aren't you?
Tell us about your "I want to die" episodes, anon
They used to be episodes man, now it is a looming sword above me, ever present. But I have found comfort in it, the great equalizer, peaceful silence.
If I didn't have some of my family alive and caring about me still, I would end it in a heartbeat. But I owe it to them, so fuck it.
i used to only have a few suicidal thoughts every week now my whole life is a suicidal thought
>Here's you order, sir.
>One large pepperoni, bread sticks, and a 2-liter Mountain Dew.
>That'll be 26.68, plus tip.
Just got my first job a few months ago /r9k/ I don't know how to cope with real life. All I do is work hard and come home stressed, aching, and frustrated. How does everybody else balance work with the rest of their lives? I can't even keep a hobby because I'm always so tired and angry.
I've noticed that everybody I work with, full timers who've been there for years, have a vice or hobby they dedicate themselves to. For some it's degeneracy, one girl Christianity, one guy wrestling/video games/childhood favorites, and others just internal depression. I honestly have no idea what my coping mechanism will be but I don't drink smoke or any drugs. Scared of addiction