Is this the most dangerous board?
>Hear a helicopter and police cars near my house almost every other day
>Pray to god its not the FBI coming for me
>mfw hearing the sounds fade out
IT IS TIME, LET US GO ADAM'S DARK SHADOW
y u cheaky cunt swear to god
good bant cunt
How does it work when a normal, average man finds a gf? Wnat is the process?
Go to a friends moving in party. Mutual friend brought a friend who is a girl. You talk and exchange numbers.
Is it like this?
>normal, average man
Tough shit Malcolm. If you dont have Chad aesthetics, you'll have to get good charm, social status or something that makes you stand out of crowd.
You talk and exchange numbers
You set a date with her and talk with her more.
From there it's either she has something for you or you think she has feelings for you. If you dont know which one is happening, try escalate physical contact. (hand -> shoulder -> leg -> lower back -> thighs -> eventually vajayjay). If she's not comfortable with you touching her, it's pretty obvious that she's not into you no matter what she says.
>Good grades in engineering school
>6 inch cock
>great facial aesthetics
>kissed girls in nursery
>slapped girls asses in nursery
>lost virginity at 14
None of you will ever know these feels.
Must feel bad man.
>good grades in engineering school
>engineers think they're impressive for this
>engineers think other people care
>engineers think they're not just learning watered down concepts from other disciplines
First off, why the fuck are you guys still searching for a girl to live your worthless miserable weeb life with? What the fuck makes you think you will find an actual female who's willing to accept your "hobbies" and habits and deal with them for the rest of her life?
Second, why the actual living fuck you use literal cancer shit like Tinder, Craigslist, or OkCupid? Like, those are sites made by NORMIES, for NORMIES. What the fuck were you thinking when you started using them? That you're gonna find a girl that has the same lifestyle as you? And also that...
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>no shut in neet gf like me to watch anime and play vidya with all day
i dont even mind if she isnt attractive because im not that attractive as well
just someone to spend the day with and do stuff with ;_;
What does r9k think of these guys
>go to massage parlor
>get an actual penis massage instead of a handjob
Last time I went was amazing. Went to a new place for me. Girl was beautiful, nice size tits and ass. She gave the best actual massage I've ever had. And she really worked my dick good, whispering in my ear about how strong she was jacking me off as I came.
I legit have an amp addiction.
Quick! Pick a superpower that will aid you in the beta uprising!
It's that time of the day. Discuss your brain problems here. Inb4 posts about us being special snowflakes.
I think I'm legit retarted
>feels like I forgot the meaning of words
>literally do not understand
>and the question shouldn't have been that hard
>Not making yourself better so you can get a blonde GF
youre never gonna make it robots
Let's trade pics of girls on dates.
>Thanks for taking me out for lunch anon, you're such a good friend
You're not human garbage! Smile a little today and smile more tomorrow!
Thanks bro, I needed that.
Been having a shitty day.
what do you do to curse normies /r9k/?
>take bus to work every day
>glare out the window at all the normies inside at the stop by disgusting cuck-dungeon taco shop
>all the normies inside on dates with their yoga-pants gfs
>intone I HATE YOU ALL YOU FUCKING C.UCKS I HATE ALL YOU FUCKING CU.CKS I HATE ALL YOU FUCKING CUC.KS
hehehehehe can't wait to see those normies burn
Is this weed? I got this weed this morning and I''m wondering if I've been scammed or if it's real weed?
I tried smoking it but I didn't feel any different, this is my first time buying and smoking.