Can we talk about girls getting free shit?
Ever be a betabitchboi and give/buy a girl shit?
Ever think about pretending to be a girl to get free shit, or actually do it?
I've considered pretending, with the right light and camera angles I can look very feminine
My voice is not at all feminine though, not sure if I could pull off scamming for free shit with pictures alone
I never bought a girl stuff unless she was already my gf
>tfw no gf to surprise with little presents now and then when you come home
No because I'm poor as fuck
My cousin dated this girl for a week who was really into music
wow no way!so for their weeks anniversary he bought he rbonnaroo tickets, plane tickets, and put her up in his crazy tent he bought for the trip. After everything was done and he dropped her off at home she dumped him because he was taking everything too fast and didn't want him to spend too much money on her or some shit.
ITT: Post 'young looking' actresses old enough to be your mom (at least 15-16 years older than you)
>1500 word assignment due in 5 days
What should you be doing instead of shitposting?
Sucking my dick, or eating chicken shit might help.
It might not though.
Follow your dreams!
I'd love a suck on my dick though, bro. C'mon.
i'm buying lsd tomorrow
don't have a test kit because they're expensive
should i buy one before taking it or just do it
I dunno if any robots remember the thread from yesterday about me trying to talk to this qt from Tinder and semi-blowing it, but she actually responded back again. Just thought I'd give an update for anyone who cares. What should my next course of action be? I was thinking about setting up a date and then maybe getting her number, but if she's not comfortable giving out her # on Tinder, then she probably hasn't even met anyone on Tinder yet.
Also, Tinder general I suppose.
>If she's not comfortable giving out her # on Tinder
Tinder was specifically created as number gathering app.
You should take her on a date to the bar - it will be cheaper and when she loosen up, you'll immediately know if she's has something for you or it's dead end.
If there are no fembots, why will no one here be my bf?
Fembots, how old are you and when did you grow out of being attracted to skeletors?
I was dating a guy at the time who I grew to really appreciate his physique. He wasn't ripped at all - he was lean but strong and ate much more than I did which made me feel good. I stopped being attracted to skeletons since then.
>american truck sim will be released in less than 2 hours on steam
>Someone actually remembered its my nameday today
>My friend today told me that he cant believe Im still a virgin and that Im a great guy
Im so happy. How has your day been
This may finally be the day /r9k/, I thought I had put away the shame of being a NEET but I can no longer live with this
Today I overheard my sister talking to my mother about why I was still living like a fucking child (26 year-old NEET), that men my age already had careers, wives, diplomas, etc, while I literally had nothing and still depended on my fucking mother. And my mom? She didn't say anything. But this past year I've just been getting looks of disgust, and she doesn't even call me handsome anymore. I just can't take the weight of this shame...
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all life is an illusion
there is no greater meaning to the world
as long as you're having fun or pursuing some sort of goal, you create substance in your life. If you don't do either, then yeah there is no reason to live. Though I find it easier to just do things... because I think it's more entertaining than doing nothing.
Why don't you have a gun anon?
Don't you want to protect yourself?
How long do you think you'd last in solitary confinement?
- stay in the same room alone for as long as possible
- no phones, computers, TV, electronics, or clocks
- no windows or natural light
- only two books, a notepad, and a pen allowed
you still get yard time in solitary...
>tfw prisoners in solitary confinement probably spend more time outside than many people on this scandinavian ice fishing board.
>tfw your girlfriend is cute but boring as fuck
is it ok to cheat on her?
Social Anxiety Robot Visits Panera: Day 2
>Plan every detail of my visit
>Will order a cinnamon crunch bagel with butter. Slight anxiety because I don't know if they charge extra for butter like they do for cream cheese.
>Will also order cup of coffee. I have a free cup of coffee on my reward card
>Arrive at Panera at same time as yesterday, 20 minutes after opening
>Same QT cashier as yesterday
>Asks me how I'm doing like I am a regular
>Kept my cool "Pretty good... how about you?"
>no idea what she said... just started placing order
>Get food and coffee
>Go to my table in the back where nobody can see whats on my laptop screen
>Drink coffee and eat bagel
>Take out laptop
>No wifi network found
>This is a problem because I budgeted an hour for this trip so I would not have to interact with my parents at home before they leave for work
>Anxiety too strong to ask QT cashier if she can check on wifi
>Pretend to browse internet looking at cached pages for an hour
I need to take a day or two off after this experience. I don't QT cashier to think I'm a regular.
I'll say it again, like I told you the other day. STOP ACTING LIKE EATING A FUCKING PANERA BREAD ALONE IS WEIRD. THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO GO TO PANERA BREAD GO THERE ALONE SO THEY CAN DO WORK ON THEIR COMPUTERS. FUCK OFF DUDE NO ONE GAVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS WHEN YOU POSTED IT IN THE EATING ALONE THREAD THE OTHER DAY, SO NO ONE GIVES A SHIT NOW.
>Everyone else not getting enough attention to be elected
America is so fucked
americans in a nutshell. have no clue what they're saying, but will act like they are above everyone else. cherry on the cake that sanders hates americans like that while still being vague enough to do the same shit.