Hey bro I think u got the wrong board /b/ is two blocks down
OMG CREEP GTFO I have a boyfriend!!!!
Well, what the fuck are you doing inside my bathroom, you crazy slut! YOU GTFO!!!
Recommend some books on human behaviour, r9k
>Guy that seems like the most god tier friend to have, good taste, out going, even looks good
>Doesn't want to be more than a meet and great friend to you
How do you compete with Chad?
Put my best foot forward, for lack of a better way to explain it
What happens to you when you become sexually frustrated?
I think about how I will never have a frum wife or kosher sex, so my stomach starts to cramp, and my throat becomes dry, and I want to cry but cant, and I lock up and I become unable to be producrive
hash tag autism
Guess who's driving! Lol
CNN USING TFW
THEY TOOK OUR LAST GOOD MEME
>tfw Germanic and Asian women come here to get dicked by us
>widely know as the best lovers
Why do people think Chad "earned" his girlfriend?
he did the things he needed to do to become attractive. when you do something that you need to do to achieve something, people say you earned that thing. also he might have been born attractive, but besides that he's been practicing convincing girls to have sex with him for thousands of hours. also he's probably spent many hours going to the gym, learning how to dress well, learning how to treat/manipulate people, and all that
FUCKING NORMIES ARE STEALING OUR MEMES AGAIN
Elliot Rodger Doxxer here (who released rare Elliots, birth certificate etc)
I am going to compile everything I have on Elliot Rodger into one large folder and put it on dropbox or something, this will be a complete compilation of all currently available information and documentation of all things Elliot related, (not just my stuff, but everything currently available from every source)
After this, I am contemplating trying a similar dox with Harold Shipman, would anyone be interested? I'd probably only proceed if there is at least a small level of public interest on r9k
Why don't you learn to draw anime girls so that you can make your own hentai and get off on the thought of other anons jerking off to your work?
I don't fap to anime, I usually prefer the highly animated and rendered 3D CGI.
I usually fap to FFXIII cutscenes.
Now there's no way I would be able to draw or make those kind of 3D CGI girls would it?
>Work 60 hrs a week
>Still have no savings
>be a highschool dropout
>surprised you have a shitty job at 60hours a week with shit pay below minimum wage
>surprised you don't have any savings because you live paycheck to paycheck
Saw an anon talk about mario fanfiction here.
Red Pill me on mario fanfiction.
How hard is it to get a gf if you were to actually try? If that ever would happen.
WHY DIDNT I EVER TRY HARDER TO TALK TO THAT GIRL FUCK
WASTED OPPORTUNITIES ILL NEVER GET BACK AGAIN FUCK DHIT FUCK
>tfw 5'8 in the netherlands
How do I go outside without feeling insecure everytime ?
who /burglar/ here
>picked my 5th successful lock last evening
>normie fuck wasn't at home
>grabbed 3k worth of shit
Have fun in prison, lad. Don't drop the soap! :^)
Tfw I will never be a cute Thai ladyboy with a small penis
Why don't you just get a girlfriend with learning disabilities?
Depends on how severe the disability is.
I don't think I, personally, could handle a literal retard. But, I wouldn't mind dating someone who was blind, or deaf, or mute, or who had something like dyslexia or dyscalculia.
Chad on the left. Me on the right.
how off putting would it be to girls if you watch moe in your mid twenties?
They would think that you're a manchild
But who cares what they think
Lunch break's over, wagecuck. Get back to slaving away so Mr. Goldberg can buy that new boat he wants.
> tfw no psycho chad friend who'll fix your problems and listen to synth wave with you
>tfw ask /mu/ what plugins I should get to start messing around with synthwave
>get called a drive fag and told to leave
i-i'll show them
Nets superiro lifestyle
t. Net mast msater
is yet another NEET to join our ranks.
I'm sorry your thread got ignored OP. I personally think retard pepe is one the best most hilarious memes in years and it even requires a bit of creativity to make good posts with.
>tfw just read Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Friedman
>just philosophising on the affects of a free market being true political freedom, as opposed to a socialist state where the taking away of individual rights is fundamental to its existence
I bet none of you even understand what I'm talking about. At least read some books /r9k/, knowledge is the new currency you know. Don't let chads like me cuck you on the intellectual battle field of intellectualism as well as everything else.
Fuck off back to /pol/, we're comfy NEETs and welfare lovers here
The Chads and Stacys have won the war against the betas (naturally).
You're allowed two options in this brave new world:
>Become Chad/Stacy's horrifically abused slave for life
>Die an extremely slow, painful death
LOL pretty good read
>He's the type of person who writes 40,000-word essays on why "women and children first" is a violation of his civil rights.
fuck im not gonna be able to read a lot of this if i keep laughing this hard
sucks i use to think i was an mgtow a few years ago. learn a few things maybe start to think you're not a bone head, just give it a little time and you'll probably think the person you were a while ago was still a massive bone head
These guys are mentally anguised and have been alone for most of their life. None of the shit normal people do works for them while they constantly tell them to get over it or fix it or kill themselves. Then these guys come up with a solution to make it so they kill themselves or shoot up a school and then everyone attacks them for it.
>Even my grandpa is kind of a chad
Who else here is the black sheep of their family?
Why did everything go wrong for me?
>dad is black
>mom is black
>all my siblings are black
>born white as fuck with blue eyes and blonde hair
Family freaked the fuck out when I was born because the only white people related to us is my moms grandfather, and my dads like great great grandfather. I'm like shiny pokemon rare in terms of genetics. its also kinda funny being 100% white looking but being able to check off the "African american box" on any paperwork.