Would you eat a cute girl's ass out?
>Hey Anon, we think you're a cool and interesting guy, come hang out with us
test it out, if its bad you can post experiances.
Got any other excuses?
The best thing about YouTube is the twerking videos. No, not the boring "black chicks bussin' at da club" twerking videos with the fancy editing and the dudes in the background throwing dollar bills. The videos I prefer are the ones by white suburban/rural girls aged 10-15, particularly the ones with their friends.
See, in the year 2013, twerking had reached the mainstream consciousness courtesy of Miley Cyrus. Don't get me wrong, it had been around considerably longer (many twerking videos on YouTube are from 2007) but those were made by, for lack...
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what does /r9k/ think of lookism?
I don't really understand it. They have all these weird codes and shit. A guy isn't "balding" he is a DW3 or something. A chubby face is a "mononucleal DOM midface" what the fuck does it mean
Why are femanons so promiscous and prone to cheating?
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LATINA WOMEN BELONG TO WHITE DICK ONLY
I occasionally share pictures I find on 4chan to my grandmother. She likes it and she raised me as a child so making her smile is the least I can do. A couple weeks ago she asked me where I find these pictures, I told her it was from an forum site (she's 80, so I had to over-simplify it) called 4chan, specifically /pol/ /b/ /s4s/ and /r9k/, and I told her some of the rules and conduct. So she started browsing and started sending pictures back.
When I visited her she told me that her computer has been slow, so I decided to look at it. Its storage was almost full,...
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>I probably said mean things to a grandma on /r9k/
Why is it so hard to find a girl who isn't a slut?
You just ain't looking hard enough.
My girl was a virgin. I took her virginity when she was 19. She never even had a kiss or held hands.
You aren't looking hard enough. Look harder.
Go on paint right now, draw anything, and report back here with results. Because it might be fun.
>tfw missed out on youth
Should women be allowed to have fun?
>implying women can have fun
>implying they don't pretend to have fun just to save face
>implying they don't smile only when somebody suffers or there's a camera around
you dun goof'd friend
>must have sexual intimacy before you can have self esteem and confidence
Was Maslow right?
If by right you mean basing an entire pyramid based on nothing but white male college students.
Protip: Maslows hiearchy of needs is laughed at in psychology just lie Freud. It's just studied for historical reasons, and many times for reasons to point out extremely shitty methodology. Too bad other sibjects are idiots and still take it seriously despite psychologists showing how wrong it is.
>just go up and talk to her bro
>just be yourself man
No normies with normie haircuts allowed.
All those dumb wage keks with their shitty jobs
Don't they realize that all the smart people are on welfare?
>wagies will honestly try to argue that being told what to do for half your day is somehow better than doing whatever you like all the time
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with these guys. It's not even a choice. Spend your day doing things you don't like to do or spend your day doing things you like to do? Even a fucking coconut could figure out the correct answer.
hey lets write the ten commandments of /r9k/
every suggestion that ends in 91 ( birthyear of the rodge )
12 ( his death year )
24 ( retribution/death day )
or is trips or higher will be eternally settled by grace of the rodge
here is my first suggestion
"thou shalt not dwell in this place as a nonvirgin"
His death year was also 14, get it right lad.
Commandment one is to not be hostile to other robots who are our brothers
(not to say you shouldn't joke and argue, but real hostility on the basis of robothood is unacceptable.)
Were you ever able to suck your own dick robuts?
When I was between the ages of 13-15 I could suck the head of my own penis, but that's as far as I could get down. Took a lot of pre-fellatio stretching before I could get my head down far enough. Haven't been able to do it since then; no longer limber enough.
We always have ideal bf/gf threads, but what's your ideal friend like? Online or offline.
>tfw no cute chubby gf to clown around with
red flags in women: she is interested in video games
Why are you robots playing pokemon go?
You guys like nerdy stuff like pokemon right?
C'mon give it a shot, all the cools kids are playing right now!
>all the cool kids are playing it right now
>visiting parents for a few days
>little sister asks if I want to tag along the city with her
>nothing to do so I oblige
>after coffee and ice cream she suddenly remembers that she needs underwear
>I have been sitting in this boyfriend chair in this dessous shop for 30min now rating how good it looks on her
Something feels. really wrong about this, or is it just my imagination?
I'll never get bored of this song.
post robot tier songs:
wow this thread got buried fast
well here's another one:
Bump limit edition
spit some bars, white boy
H-his arms are heavy *hehe*, knees weak, mom's spaghetti, and he's nervous but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop bombs. He, um, forgot what he wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud he snaps back to reality op there goes gravity op there goes rabbit he chokes he's so mad, but he won't give up that easily. Nope he won't have it, but the beat goes on dun dun dun.
YOU BETTA' LOSE YA SELF IN THE MOMENT[...]
How'd I do, senpai?
Drinkin' cum on a pirate ship,
It fills my lungs up to my'hearties,
I'll take ya dick like a Napoleon Boner-Party.
Like Penolope Cruz did in Blow,
I'll take a white line of shit right up my fucking nose,
Five dollars per blow, but increase that to ten,
And you'll see my fucking mouth run down again.
Your dick is kind of dirty but it's ready to blow,
I'm on cock number four but I'm taking it slow.
Why do employers want social skills and charisma rather than a person's actual skill in today's jobs? Is it a right wing thing?
My parents who lived in the warsaw pact said that nobody looked for this bullshit and getting employed and if you had a diploma for a job meant almost instant employment with no risk of getting fired because some stacy doesnt like you or because you're not part of the "team spirit" or whatever bullshit reasons today's capitalists give.
I wish my country hadnt turned capitalist.
communism will prevail my fellow friend
I know what you mean
I think its because HR is full of women. its really a shitty system. I know people who would literally throw their life into their work who gets hired for a slacker who is considered impressive because he doesn't shut up
post your Skype username and I'll add you to discuss whatever's on your mind. I can be as responsive as you want or simply listen. mine is live:arabidsnail if you don't want to give yours out
if you aren't comfortable with Skype then you can provide a throwaway email or suggest another program
I wish it was still 2006.
Dude can you believe that 3006 was 50 years ago already?