>it's another "Anon scrolls through OkCupid for half an hour only to realize he will die alone" episode
Are women in real life this awful or is it just that dating sites are completely fucked?
Dating sites are usually the worst place to go.
>Girls get loads of attention so they don't need to reply to you anyway
>The majority of the girls on dating sites have extremely high standards, which is why they are single
Save yourself some hurt and look elsewhere.
I still wear diapers to bed and I'm 26.
Why is life so awful?
When's the last time you've had a good cry, robots?
I haven't cried in over a year. When i feel sad and on the edgy of crying i feel this 'wall'. I suddenly lose the urge to cry. Will i ever be able express my feelings of sadness like a normal person? Who can relate, what do you do?
Cried like two nights ago. Wasn't even feeling particularly sad, it just hit me like a wave. Felt good though...
Most days. Just sorta break down when I get overwhelmed by depression and have to retreat to the shower for a time.
What's the WORST THING that ever happened to you?
I was playing Pacman Goo at the mall today... I put down my tendies for one second to catch a caterpie, and some Chad ran off with em. I didn't see where he went. Later, I saw a homeless eating tendies that looked exactly like mine. Fuck the world.
Hey lads, former forever alone robot faggot here.
Feel free to ask me about my long-distance relationship since September of 2014, and my first sexy-time.
Love you, my fallen brothers. We'll all make it soon enough.
Yes. She was super insecure about it for ages but all my incessant compliments put a stop to that eventually. I still feel bad for thinking she's fat though even though she objectively is.
It's over. Anus/taint area itching for a few days and now just wiped some dry blood of it.
RIP me. Totalbiscuit 2.0
Just fuck my shit up senpai
Tfw known for years that im on the spectrum the process of getting diagnosed as an adult is too long and costly though without insurance. Tfw will always be told by normies that i'm a self diagnosed fake yet they never had to walk a mile in my autistic shoes and deal with the problems I have.
It used to be worse.. a few years ago when I first took it i think I scored 42 or something.
Ironically i think i'm the normal one and the normies are the ones with the problems ;_;
Should I pick up girls using Pokemon Go? Will it work?
There's a pokestop right by my house and I only saw some neckbeard parked in his car. Do girls actually play this or is it all a meme?
The girls that play either will be with a group of friends or ugly. I was playing alone today but I'm ugly. If you get some friends or at least one person with you it'd be worth your while to go to like a mall/park/zoo and talk to some people. The hot girls will be in a group and everyone will be receptive to talking (other players I met have been friendly, even chad-types). Don't be on team Yellow
I am curious about how technology tends to gather dust over time; how many of you robots just have old smartphones lying around?
I have never owned my own smartphone to this day.
I have tablets and handheld consoles though, which always seemed superior since I only needed it for games anyway. Who am I gonna talk to with a phone?
I did until I forced myself to stop being a hoarder.
For some reason I thought I'd have a use for this fucking thing in 2015.
>Your face when the writer/host of this show isn't Rod Sterling
>It's Rod Serling
>keep thinking someone is going to come up behind me and slit my throat
Currently listening to Donald Fagen, anybody feel like everything is just pointless? I'm pretty sure I have no sense of humour or empathy anymore. What do you guys do when you feel like this?
Also I kill every thread I post in, so I'm not really expecting a reply
You are alone there are no robots left on r9k anymore
Live to get old enough to push your wife around and go to jail.
How the fuck are Asian men so attractive and masculine
I want to move to Asia so bad
Let's have another cute girl thread
I'm writing a novel; tell me if this beginning entices you, the reader. The title of the book is "The Fridge".
The dry-as-dust air hung over the town of Spinston with dread. It was welcomed with resentment by the local folk, as they knew that despite their unabating hatred for the relentlessly arid conditions, it was inevitable that it should return. Such was life in Spinston in the middle of July. Even though the annual dry conditions brought a tired and resigned aura to the locale, daily activities needed to commence as usual. People still would pick up the groceries from the local supermarket, take their kids to the pediatrician for the annual check-up, and make purchases to increase their quality of living in such an uncomfortable climate.
Daryl Demmans, a rotund man of the ripe age of sixty with a jolly and benevolent, yet innocuously eccentric disposition, slipped into the air conditioned cabin of his 1998 Toyota Corolla. It was a reliable car, not luxurious by any stretch of the imagination, but Daryl seeked functionality over opulence. He was sixty by now after all, far too old to concern himself with such minutiae as vanity. That was a young man's game, and he knew it.
He lived alone, without an heir to the Demmans name, in a single bedroom apartment. Of course, he had his beloved feline Manfred to accompany him. She provided a sense of belonging and comfort that no human being could provide Daryl. He could never fit in with others, he was the black sheep in whichever social circle he found himself in. He wasn't exactly hostile or confrontational, or a deviant or other sort of freak... just different. A social outcast, not that he didn't mind. He was content and...
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He was only doing it so the cunt wouldn't evict him from his home. So today's journey was to the hardware store, to purchase a cheap, yet functional fridge. Functionality was key to Daryl.
Sweat dripped from his temples onto the frame of his glasses. He loathed the glasses, since they made his eyes look grotesquely magnified, but he knew he needed them to drive. Otherwise, they resided on the floor somewhere. He wasn't particular about organization. Individual droplets of sweat flowed down his rosy, pock-marked cheeks onto his bloated, clean-shaven chin and neck (the two came into unison with one another, as is seen in obese men of his age). He wiped his neck with the back of his left hand every five seconds or so. Daryl decided to call ahead to the hardware store, John's Hardware Supply. He fumbled about, attempting to wrestle his cellphone from his deep pocket, slightly swerving as he maintained a modest 50 km/h on the one-lane road residential road that took him from his apartment building on the southside of the town to downtown, on the central-north side, where John's Hardware Supply was located. It was a medium-sized town, with a population of about 35,000. It had a rich history, being the largest trading post in North Dakota for a while. Of course, it hadn't maintained such a position of greatness, but many of the small rural centres of the American West and Midwest shared similar stories of former greatness, but modern quaintness. Finally, Daryl got a definite grip on his rather antiquated Motorola RAZR flip-phone. He struggled to flip it open with his index finger as he kept it stable with his other three fingers and thumb, while trying to keep a steady grip on his driving. Driving already presented itself as a difficult challenge to surmount, since he was horribly far-sighted, let alone trying to drive while attempting to phone a hardware store. He finally found the name "JOHN'S HW" in his contacts' list, and pressed dial.
More substance, less poetry.
Be more careful about your word choices. Some things don't quite fit. "With dread", for example, isn't typically used that way.
You have a good sense of the lyrical, but you're overdoing it a tad. Reign things in and be more substantive. Resist the urge to be flowery to take up space.
>tfw no anime characters to cosplay as cause I'm a brown male (not black).
shit would be so much easier if I was a woman.
thanks anon, any other suggestions? Obviously not built enough to play him, other one that comes to mind is Chad from Bleach.
whereas if you're a female there's casca, michiko, yoruichi
You're giant as fuck and have a gatling gun for a hand, right?
This is it robots. I'm finally turning my life around.
Tomorrow, I plan to starve myself, eating the bare essentials and a multi vitamin to barely stay alive. I'm going to do this for a few months. In a week's time, the house I put an offer on, after inspection, I'm going to get a loan and buy it, and get a job. My goal is to slim down, then go to the gym, and work, so I can better myself and be confident so I can get the girl.
Please believe in me, fellow robots.
If you suddenly stop eating your body is going to go full survival mode and try to keep as much fat as possible. Just tone it down, cut some shitty foods out of your diet, your body will burn fat while your exercise so you don't collapse from a heart attack.
No, you wont. Why are you lying to yourself like this? You may do it one dar or two, maybe a whole week, after that you will give up.
To do this you need dedication, and you don't have it. I'm sorry anon.
>playing Starcarft II
>Protoss, obviously gonna start with a Zealot Rush
>opponent is Terran
>all base, no Unitas
>get chat message
>YOU FUCKING CUNT
>GET CANCER AND DIE YOU NO SKILL FAGGOT
>was crazy good in uncharted 2 mp
>team deatchmatach, first team to reach 50 kills win
>I do 35/7
>everybody messages me
>my team congratulating enemy team calling me names
better than sex tbqhfm
Why is it that so many black guys are turning to Asian girls now? Has the white women meme expired, and are Asians the new hotness?
Are weddings a good place to pick up girls? Half of the people there aren't blood related soooo
Yes there will be roasties jealous of the bride, thinking they'll never trick a man into getting married and having children. So to boost their self-esteem they'll try to get a boyfriend or fuck date at the wedding.
Happens at every wedding ever.
What's the most beta thing you've ever done?
Beta is a meme, it's literally impossible to be beta.
Not only does the ABO dynamic not apply to humans, it doesn't even apply to dogs or wolves either. It's pseudo-science turned into a meme out of insecurity.
What do you think of girls with dd/lg fetishes? And why do they have those fetishes?
Where do I find girls with super low self esteem?
I've tried the psychward and Arby's but they're all taken.
I really need to spend less time on this board.
I first came here only to browse your guys' culture, and I've been lurking around for awhile, never thinking I'd be like you, but today it changed. I was at the supermarket playing Pokemon Go and I saw this girl also playing and wearing a Steven Universe tee, and I think I'm in love. I've never spoken any words to this girl but she just seems so perfect.
Am I turning into a robot?
who /bored of life/ here?
I'm only 19 and feel like I've experienced everything worthwhile in life and everyday feels repetitive and boring now.
I'm going to tell you what you need to do you stupid nigger
Find something worthwhile and become an expert at it
In 10 years you will be a God
Read this book NOW
Do what it says NOW
And instead of killing yourself at 30 you will be in prime form to have a long career and let your legacy echo through the centuries
Figure out what you want to do NOW
Do it NOW
There's no time
NOW NOW NOW
Listen to the audiobook.
Go download it from audiobookbay.pw
I'm telling you man, if you just make an effort to mold your brain and not be a wasteful drone like 99.9% of the population, you will live like a God.
You will know what it is to Create and be truly human.
"It is better to create than to learn. Creating is the essence of life." - Julius Caesar
What are you going to be for halloween, robros?
Only a few months left :^)
>tfw want to make an spaceghost 'stume but don't know how to sew
How often did your moms masturbate you as a child?
2-3 times per day here.
No female could ever love a manlet.
They don't even see you as a potential mate.
You know how you see elderly women hobbling around with their walkers? Do you even think sexually about them or consider, in any way, that they could be a potential mate?
No? Well that's exactly how females view manlets
Do you think any woman wants to date a male who's consistently the shortest/most inferior guy in the room? You know she's just fantasizing about everyone but you.
Reminder that this is some loser who shitposts day in and day out
for freeto try and make you upset. Women don't know what they want, and if you pursue them more aggressively they'll look past some pathetic excuse for a flaw like a slight, non-hindering difference in height from the tallest 10% of males.
>Inb4 he posts years-old, cherry-picked screencaps of brainless, ghetto, highschooler roasties being ignorant as shit on social media.
OP is a desperate, worthless faggot and he's the only one of us who's...
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can love over the internet be real?
Let us take a moment of silence to honor all of the young women who were coerced into having sex, victims of peer pressure and the sexual voraciousness of men.
yeah that sucks gj mr moral see you on the 10th page :)))
Fuck women. Shallow, materialistic, bitches who only respect money. Totally ruled by their natures, complete cunts with no imagination or real interests.