you are transformed into a perfect 10/10 by a magical wizard.
the moment you pop the cherry on your new body you go back to your old self.
>you can be male or female
>any penetrative sex act with another person counts as a hit
I continue to be mgtow with no sex, and use the looks/ halo effect to build up my career. Then when I'm well established and successful, I fuck bitches regardless of my looks if I still have any interest in them.
I want to talk for a moment about God-tier candies. I am a heroin addict and opiates, for me anyway, trigger a craving desire for sugar. Sprees are the absolute best candy to munch on while enjoying a nice post-heroin euphoric glow.
Please discuss your favorite candies and why you feel the way that you do about their qualities. While I agree that there are many fine confections on the market these days, there are none finer than the mighty based Spree.
The unapologetic sour punch straw is by far my favorite candy. It doesn't try to be anything other than solidified high fructose corn syrup, and it doesn't need to. I have also loved sour candy since I was a kid so these are very nostalgic for me.
Tfw all the real men died in 1945, my only options are autists and Nu males.
I've accepted the fate my womb will grow dry.
You also have Chads, unless you are implying that even Chads are autistic, just in their own special way.
Or that you're not good enough. Considering you're posting here, even if only a bait thread, I assume the ladder. The later? I don't assume a ladder, but that's the way the saying goes.
>go to public bathroom
>piss/shit everywhere except in the toilet bowl
who else /evilmastermind/?
>sneak in and install RAT software in school computers back in highschool, link them to my computer
>pretend to be sick & stay home, open scat porn during my computer period
Why don't you respect women, robots? Even this taxi does.
nah mate, men and women are made in the image of God, and are therefore 'sacred'
to disrespect anyone is to spit in the face of the One who made them
Has there ever been anything that clashes autism with reality this terribly?
I mean playing 3DS in public is one thing, but this is so many levels of autism beyond. I can't wait for all the videos of the cringy accidents it will cause.
I've gone out around my college campus 2 separate nights since this came out and there are hundreds of normal people walking around paying it. The people playing by themselves seem kinda sad though.
>select all images with a store front
>selected one pic that wasnt a store front
>select all images of a street sign
>4 street signs
Is he evidence that we can make it?
If being the ugliest guy on earth, with learning disabilities, being absolutely repulsive to girls, have an extremely lame personality, wear cheap looking oversized autism suits, and talk like a retard acting psuedo classy. Than yes I guess so?
Hey, I tried posting on /b/, but, it's cancer and filled with newfags anyway.
I'm trying to sort these moot pictures and I'm having problems, I'm not sure exactly where some of these were taken.
I would appreciate it if someone would help with this.
I'm also missing a few meetups, looking for them but can't find again.
Are all of these the same set, Otakon 2007?
How can you love a girl who has had another man's cum on her face?
How can you erase the mental picture of her kneeling in front of another man and being marked as his territory?
How can you look into her eyes and feel a connection to a girl who will forever remember the taste of the first cock that tainted her?
>How can you erase the mental picture of her kneeling in front of another man and being marked as his territory?
By that logic, having her kneel down in front of you and being marked your territory should remedy that situation. At least it works for cats.
What's your favorite game and
your darkest secret
>After a bloody revolution, men seize absolute control over society
>Decide they aren't going to put up with women's shit anymore
>Women are stripped of all rights, totally dehumanized
>They are banned from owning personal property
>When in public, they must be on a leash at all times
>Women without an attached man may not wear any clothing
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>girls locked in chastity devices at grade seven
>devices removed for the first time when they're 14
>the smell of years of unwashed smegma, sweat, and other fluids rushing at your face
do not want, OP. do not want.
Also the 14 year olds are cucks for fucking a jizm soaked raped to shit vagina, and whoever buys a girl with a four year track record of getting fucked by horny teenage boys is a double cuck
>lost all my tendies and GBP in the crash
>decide to earn one billion GBP
>buckle down and start working hard
>clean the piss, shit, and cum jugs out of my room earned 100 GBP
>step outside for the first time in years and go to the barber, earned 10 GBP
>get a shave and a haircut, earned 50 GBP for each
>enroll back in college, 100 points
>keep racking up points for years
>lose weight, get fit 100,000 points
>get a girlfriend 10,000 points
>graduate medical school 100,000 points
>get married and buy a house 1,000,000 points
>mommy awards points for grandkids so I get my wife pregnant a few times as well
>decide to see them through college for bonus points
>fast forward, kids come home for Christmas from unis
>I'm getting close to my goal of 1 billion GBP
>my sons are happy to see me
>my daughter is saying some shit about how stressful college life is
>"I'm having a hard time at college dad, it's so competitive"
>well, honey, I'm sure you'll make it you just have to be yourself, I have complete faith in you (I've been keeping close count of GBP,. 10 points for giving fatherly advice means I've reached my goal)
>"Oh daddy I'm so glad I have you here to keep me grounded! I don't know what I would do without you!
>honey I love you too, believe me life is-
>a huge, smug smile creeps upon my lips
>"IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR MUMMY"
>right-hook my daughter in the face
>shit on the dinner table, ruin the Christmas dinner
>my family looks on in horror
>sprint out of the house all the way to my mommy's retirement home
>kick the door down
>find her in the rec room and shake her hand, smearing it with shit
>"IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY MUMMY WHERE'S MY TENDIES?!"
>she stares at me with dead eyes, a single drop in her left one
That was 4 years ago. I've been living off my GBP and eating mounds upon mounds of tendies ever since.
Come up with something original cock sucker, I made this thread in January.
Just come up with your own green text faggot why do you have to take up bandwidth and post something that has been run into the ground.
its not hard to make a green text, why the fuck did you copy + paste? your not enlightening anyone with your shitty plagrism skills anyone who matters isnt laughing at this post
I wish moot would do something about you cock suckers before this Polynesian basket weaving forum goes down hill
Does anyone watch sci-fi shows for the pretend friendships? Every time I watch a show like one pictures, I always grow attached the cast and pretend like they're my friends.
Just lmao at people 25+ that are single.
It's too late for you. Just give up.
Daily reminder that you are the product of your own choices rather than circumstance. Daily reminder that if you are a kissless virgin loser with no accomplishments, then it's entirely your fault and you need to stop blaming everybody else for your problems.
A bold truth most anons forget is that robots at their worst are THE worst, but at their best are THE best..
Daily reminder that liberties and freedoms are unchangeable and eternal, and granted to every person on birth, because the bill or rights says so.
Nothing ever changes. World is built on eternal and unchanging rules and laws.
Matter is mere illusion. Material world is nonsense, and there is no such thing as material circumstances. Poor people are poor because they made bad choices. They chose to be poor. Rich people made good choices, that is why they are rich.
>score my first date through tinder
>she shows up
>no joke, she's 50-75 heavier then in her profile pics
What should I have done? I had to act like I was interested in her bullshit for and hour an half
Why do they look so happy? What are they looking at that they can't wait to get?
The mysterious, powerful masculinity of pic related
Would you ejaculate into this woman's vagina?
Have you ever seen a girl so beautiful that every waking minute afterwards is spent fantasizing about a life together with her?
Obviously. Pretty sure everyone does this. Chad might just fantasize about fucking the shit out of her but in reality that's what she wants to begin with. Also can we stop making threads like this. I'm tired dude
Welcome to the past two years of my fucking life. Can't get this stupid bugeyed chink out of my head.
both of my parents died recently, ive been really depressed about it.
everything in my room is a reminder of them.
today i turned on my mom's phone and read through old texts she had with me.
any robots experience parental death? how are u holding up?
Dad died 10 years ago, when I was 13. Couldn't get up from bed to go the funeral. Last year I mustered the courage to go to the graveyard and I wept so much. Can't even remember his face anymore. Nor his voice. Time helps friend.
>today i turned on my mom's phone and read through old texts she had with me.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Don't do that. Delete that shit and get a therapist anon.
This is #RealAnonTalk that is out of 4chan's depth. The people here are not your friends. They're not here to help you for real. Go get some autismbux and get a shrink.
That's tragic anon.
There's nothing I can say that will make the situation better but try to take some solace in the fact that everything that reminds you of them will bring you comfort one day.
How did they die?
>Normals wonder why we leave the pack and become loners after they treat us like this our entire lives
That's just how nature works. Even some people, when they see this, think that "no wonder it got attacked, he was just an awkward faggot standing in the sidelines".
But thinkin like that just reveals a confusion in the orded of a cause and effect.
>implying they wonder why you don't have friends
daily reminder: you remind them why daily
>See her armpit with quite a bit of stubble, slick with sweat
>Get a semi
Who /needshelp/ here?
>she has gained a bit of weight recently, mostly in her breasts and belly
>see her belly jiggling around a little from the bottom of her shirt
>she jokingly rubs it in a kind of "if I point it out its less shameful than hiding it" gesture of embarrassment
>have to leave before my boner rips out of my pants
I'm glad she lost weight again because I don't know how much more...
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Something vaguely similar happened to me, I couldn't walk behind her in the hallway without getting hard when she gained weight. A bit went to her stomach, none went to her breasts, a lot of it went to her butt.
That was when I had to admit to myself I was attracted to her.
>She lost it now
I'm relieved but also sad.
3.5 million Americans are wealthy according to this article: https://www.nytimes.com/books/first/s/s ... naire.html
gladwell.com/blink/why-do-we-love-tall-men/ according to this 3.9% of American men are 6'2" or taller
According to this 7 in 100 men have a 8 inch dick
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_an ... mates.html
151.8 million males in America
So if 1.1% of ALL Americans are wealthy then we will use a rough estimate and say 0.55% of ALL American males are wealthy
Using 7 to 100 ratio we get 10,626,000 big dicks
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My bf is 6.5" by 5.5" and it hurts like a bitch. After fucking four times yesterday it was stinging and I had to use an ice pack on it.
I wouldn't want any smaller though. Or any bigger. It's seriously just right.
Why are you even here desu?
Just go away
Anyone here ever try to become a normie? I've been strongly considering it because I've noticed I'm looking a bit more attractive and don't look quite as much like a little boy anymore, and I've started working. Might even need to get Normiegram or something. Thoughts?
Why in the FUCK would I want to become a normie? I'm a robot by choice. I know of about 2-3 nearby social circles that would be willing to fully accept me with little effort if I actually cared, I know what else I need to do to be accepted by society and what not but fuck it.
I hate normie society and don't want to know anything about them.
I was on my way to becoming a normie by being a retailcuck and being forced to interact with customers and coworkers every day, but now I am relapsing since I've been a NEET for the past year. I suspect the way to normiedom is just being exposed to social situations a lot, even if it's against your will.
>It's so great to finally meet a guy who doesn't care about my past!
Friendly reminder there is 0 reason to date a nonvirgin
For me i believe there is still hope, tons of it. But i have done nothing in 5 years, i have been going to school and gotten my own apartment but it has been empty inside me for a long time. I'm not going to kill myself or anything but it just feels... boring. Day after day sitting here doing the same routine daily for years. and i know it will not stop anytime soon. Aside from occasionally seeing the few friends i have there is no content. All my love interests have gone to other places, to live a better life. There is not much left. It just feels boring, lonely and life...
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You were born to fill a certain role in society and it is up to you to play it. Even if that role is less than what your peers get, it'll all be over in 50 years anyway and you'll all be dumped into retirement homes to rot away. It doesn't matter what you do in life because it's over so soon that won't even know where all the things you used to know went. So the best advice I can give you is not to care about anything and just keep living your life.
Well I recognize lots of your feelings but don't really have a good advice for anything. My reaction was self-sabotage through disappointment and now I wish I was more like you (having lost all my friends, dropped out of school etc). So don't do that. You might think that if things aren't getting any better, let them get worse, but there are truly horrific fates out there. Hang on to what you've got.
Dull reply I know.
>tfw the future is coming too fast
>have no life or career prospects
The mold on the wall analogy really fucked me up man jesus that's exactly what my life is right now I'm a spot of fucking mold in the corner while everyone I know is the beautiful wall that I'll never reach, they are all successful and going places
Will true Christianity ever be restored in our lifetime?
Probably not, you need to rebrand it. Even people who openly renounce the known religions can still behave religiously.
So if you can repackage it somehow you might bring the lost sheep back home.
Should sex be a right, when you live in a developed first-world country that is capable of providing for all?
No socialism is stupid, I prefer libertarianism where people are free to make choices on what individuals they choose to have sex with. Some losers just aren't cut out for the free market, and only the capable and talented should be allowed to thrive.
does exercising make you a 'dudebro'? i dont lift weights anything, i just do cardio.
>Be skinny dude
>Decide to buy dumbells
>Do 10 bicep curls, three times a day, every day for a week, then 25-50-100, then up the weight
Been doing this for about 8 months now, the 100 reps at 10kg is very easy. Got complimented on my arms yesterday by grill at University.
An idea if your bored at the least.