>tfw haven't committed suicide
IVE BECOME SO NUUUUUUMB
>that kid's house that was full of dog hair but they didn't have a dog
Some of you guys are all right
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to The Citadel tomorrow.
>taking a shower
>washing ass because I had liquid shit earlier
>stick my finger inside my ass to clean better
>doesn't even feel good but get a chub
A-am I gay?
>tfw you will never get a robot boyfriend because they are all straight
>tfw 1 in 3 American women are walking bags of gravy like this porkpig
>More than one-third (34.9% or 78.6 million) of U.S. adults are obese. [Read abstract Journal of American Medicine (JAMA)]
You can break it down by gender if you want. 1/3 are obese and 2/3 are overweight.
>Be desperate 20 Year Old Horny virgin guy
>Want to fuck everything except for a dude.
>How do you fuck a hot 50+ year old MATURE GRANNY seen in the pic? and where do you find them?
about a week ago I got insanely horny and posted a craigslist ad looking for one.
I got no responses.
I felt great shame that I actually did that, it was so fucking degenerate and I am sure it will be recounted by st peter at the gates of heaven.
Is death like it was before we were born? I feel like if there was a God, he/she/it wouldn't be what we have imagined before and nothing like we have written about. It is quite obvious the Bible and the Quran are fake and they were just written to control people or reinforce our natural morality. Just the fact that there are multiple religions sort of proves that humans created a fake God and holy book. Why should we ever believe what an ancient book tells us? Anyone can write a book and anyone can write a book saying it is the word of God.
Nobody knows. It's crazy to think that if nothing happens when you die, then it's nothing for forever, which has never happened before! Your last period of unconsciousness was interrupted by the formation of your current self.
I want to believe that it's nothing forever, would be bullshit if all the chads got to repeat their lives
>make autistic friend
>finally a friend
>he does the whole male anime expressions and faces irl
This is uncomfortable.
i said i just roll one
your rotation never done
nigga eyes sitting low like i been looking in the sun
what u want
man its save to say that i'm the highest nigga working
these bitches working
filling her up with my E-rection
splitting her open like a C-section
i'm taking this rape to a new direction
from sodomy to a live dissection
Give me a good reason why I should start college and get a degree
>To get more money
>he still thinks you can make money with college
You have to fuck one of them while they cosplay as Wonder Woman
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