Post here only if you are a kissless hugless handholdless touchless virgin
I don't even remember the last time I've talked to a girl (who's wasn't my mom)
it surely happened once, r-right?
you know what i realized?
guys see their dick from top down, and think they're small.
but girls see the dick bottom up, so from above the balls.
that's why there's the meme of girls thinking bigger than you are, it's just a matter of perception.
and its true, the dick does extend a bit down to the balls, its just not visible from the top down view (male pov)
Seriously, how can any girl hope to compete with this?
you can compete with something that doesn't exist.
everyone do so, competing frequently with their own ideas of the world and the big idea of the mass from the world whatever they that is.
and competing with your ideal self et cetera
Let's write a poem, one line at a time
Rule 1: must follow ABAB CDCD etc rhyme scheme
Rule 2: you must reply to the person you are responding to, and continue the chain. If multiple people reply to the same line, choose whichever one sounds better and just go with it
Rule 3: try to make it fit the meter or general flow of the poem
Dubs indicate the poem is over
Okay, first line,
I thought the world was just
>I re-join facebook and add friends from the past
>Best friend refuses
>Says he can't associate with someone with a profile pic like mine.
>Says I look like a slob, to clean myself up then he'll add me.
My cold heart says fuck that guy and he shouldnt care, but normies do weird things like...
What this guy is saying. Maybe he wants to make sure you look decent so more people will add you and maybe start a social life.
But I have no fuckin idea.
She is on her way, wish me luck robots pls, i hope i don´t get a premature eyaculation like 6 years ago (my last time)
>5 page written assignment
>another 4 page written assignment
>both require APA referencing
>haven't even studied the topics yet
>can't start until 5PM
How fucked am I?
I have a question about my penis.
When i pull foreskin behind it tends to get folded behind the glans like in the first pic and than i need to unfold it before i can cover the glans again.
Is this normal?
Can i change it so its always like the one on the right pic?
>still has his foreskin
Why do you think people cut it off? It's refuse, mate, worthless. Literally the only people that like foreskin are feminists, and it makes sense because they hate men.
Why don't you betas just pretend to be alphas?
I don't get it.
Because we're ugly. Being ugly and trying to be alpha just makes you so transparent and every woman will see it and see you as even more pathetic. There is no hope for us. God hated our families and that is why he made us ugly so that we would suffer because of them.
Why are you guys not playing this game right now?
You can fulfill a lot of your fetishes.
"Thanks for spending the night with me again Rina." The overweight man smiles at you. "You know you always look cute in your uniform, I like it!" He takes out some cash from his wallet and puts it down on the massage table. "Here's a little pocket money for you."
Although you hated this line of work, you had to do it. This was the only way your stupid older brother could live. "Eh? Thank you so much Shin!" Your lips curl into a forced smile. You couldn't even remember the last time you were happy enough to actually smile. "Come again okay!" For as long as you can remember you have been wearing a mask of happiness.
Although you wanted to tell him off, you couldn't do it. You had to act cute to bring in the customers. The more customers you bring in, the faster you could pay off the debt you inherited from your brother.
After the man leaves you take the money he left and you put on your clothes. You have gotten used to it. The smell of sweat and sex in the air doesn't bother you anymore. "Ah... Finally... I can go home..." You sigh to yourself. You take the money he left as tip and you take a look at it. "Hmm... Maybe I should go to karaoke tonight and unwind..."
[ ] It would be best just to go home.
[ ] Sometimes a little relaxation is good for the body.
[ ] Custom
>Late for my wife's son's Bar Mitzvah
Shit, what do?
Most britbongs are just a slightly different version of merricans tbh.
They're the most obese nation in Europe and all brit girls have a hard-on for "New York, Florida and Cali xDDDD Wish I could live there".
So I want to visit my old elementary school for nostalgic purposes. Do you think the staff there would just let me come in as a visitor and tour around the place to see what's changed and what's stayed? I'll of course ask for a chaperon / escort.