>janitors see thread that offends them
Yeah whats the deal with that?
Does this board have any topic rules, or NSFW?
Why do so many threads keep getting closed?
Misogyny has been against the rules for a while, they've started enforcing it recently.
My suspicion is that those tumblr cunts got to Hiroshima.
>Deadpool says "dick"
>Entire theater bursts into laughter, people choking
>There is a reference
>Hear at least three people saying "oh mh gad, that's a refrence!! Omg HAEhHehe let me xplain buddy XDdd"
What the fuck is wrong with the normal fags?
I'm going to watch this movie tomorrow. I'm attempting to become a normie but I'm just in a weird spot between total robot and failed normie. This guy is at my house now, talking about going to clubs later. I hate clubs. I wish I was alone. We were with some girls earlier but they clearly aren't attracted to me and they quickly left.
I managed to get invited to a guys birthday party, but I was at work when they all met up, and when I got off they all ignored my messages.
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Why are there so many more MtF trannies than FtM ones? Is it because men are more prone to mental illness than women?
This has got to be one of the most fucked up places on the Internet.
This beautiful young woman was LITERALLY KILLED for turning this loser down, and you STILL think street harassment and cat calling isn't an issue?
You are all horrible people and deserve to be alone. When you have some compassion towards women who live in fear of this shot everyday, then maybe you'll deserve to be called people.
>they don't know that life is god playing a video game
>tfw your entire life is just god trying to get the bad ending
>like discussing music, mostly metal
>all my "friends" are normies who never listened to a single album
>can't even discuss music outside of metal with them because i don't keep up with pop music
any fellow metal robots here? won't even bother to >inb4, i know metal fans are generally frowned upon but who cares right, just wanted to know if there are any metal bros here
I lol'd. The kind of person that would bother to make a thread like this probably doesn't know shit about music.
I used to be into metal. But then I noticed how fucking cringeworthy most bands are. The lyrics are pretty much always shit as well.
Still listening to that Ad Nauseam album though, it's alright
Why do you come to /r9k/ ?
I don't know why I keep coming back.
Do you know why you are here?
99% result of being a failed human being, but even then, why here, what is here for us really? What is it that draws robots to this board?
There is a very odd homeliness here. r9k is something of an enigma.
However I feel like i'm in limbo when on this board.
Because I've been a regular for as long as I can remember.
Unlike most people on this board I like to produce OC. I write a lot of greentexts and make threads using them as the OP. I like to make people laugh.
I also like the shared mentality. I can relate to most everyone here more than anywhere else. I was odd growing up, always a bit off, and it's good to know I have people to relate to.
R9k treats you like a family does. Love it or hate it you can't choose the members. They piss you off, you laugh together, cry together, share things, thoughts, feelings, experiences. You can leave anytime but family is there forever so you keep coming back. The only thing you don't find here is the two faceness of the real world.
Good morning wagecuck.
Today is your first of two days of freedom! Unless of course Mr. Shekelstein calls you in again.
>tfw I can spend all my hard earned money on things that make me happy
la di la da, living the good life
What would it take to make a perfect world?
Sigh. The struggle is real fml.
Im a fucking idiot.
I have a thing for my coworker. Were both 18 and have never had an SO. I told my friends ex girlfriend and she starts blabbing on and now everyone knows. She knows that someone likes her but no one will spill the beans that its me. I can't ask her out because she'll know its me, and that I'm a pussy who couldn't talk to her first.
Please kill me
>chubby gf always complaining and crying about how she feels inadequate because she's not as hot as her QT Stacy sister
>gets even more upset when I suggest working out with me if it bothers her so much
Why are women so stupid?
>thinking your gfs sister is QT
I can't help it, she's gorgeous. My gf would look like that too if shed just lose a couple pounds.
>not telling her she's the hottest
Other than before we were officially dating where she first showed me a picture of her sister while we were drinking and I mentioned she was good looking, I haven't said a thing about it.
>suggesting to work out when she's already...
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Triggered you sjw cuck? OP wasn't in the wrong to suggest working out if she has a poor body image it just goes to show that she's not looking to improve herself only her validation. She's not willing to make any positive changes to better herself she just wants people to coddle her and tell her "b-but you're not fat you're thick and sexy girl! Don't ever change!"
would you fuck your moms female friend?
>asking a bunch of thirsty degenerate virgins
Yes. Growing up I thought I had no chance with girls my own age so I jacked off to the thought of boning my mom's friends.
Still want to bang a 40 year old but I don't know where to find them
Is there a bigger meme than liking chilli?
>HURR DURR I LIKE THE FEEL OF MY MOUTH BURNING AND NOT BEING ABLE TO TASTE THE OTHER FLAVOURS IN THE FOOD
Please tell me that no one actually likes this sorry excuse for a vegetable
Chilies confirmed most alpha vegetable known to man:
why do guys with qt gfs seem so happy?
Her bf looks like a White Knight kind of person