Why do women pretend to be "geeks"?
I am going to have sex . I want to record my experience.
Where is best place to hide camera in my room.
How to go undetected.
Also which cam to buy for that.?
Thank you bros will share video if I manage to do it, so you might learn few things about getting pussy.
>Participating in consensual missionary intercourse with a trap makes you a homosexual
Having sex with a man is homosexual act.
Theres nothing wrong with that, if its what you're into. You don't even have to go around calling yourself gay. But you can't honestly act like having sex with a man is heterosexual.
Who /freeter/ here?
literally the best of both worlds
>work 15 hours a week
>3 hours a night 8-11
>gets my bitch mum off my back
>get monies for my chinese cartoon merchandise
why aren't you a freeter?
the only places that give you part-time hours are shitty retail and fast-food jobs. Everything else wants you full time.
actually even the shitty retail and fast-food jobs don't really want to give you 15 hours. They want to give you 30-35, depending on local laws, just below the threshold at which you'd be considered full-time. Reason being a bunch of additional regulations apply to full-time workers that don't affect part-timers.
Can we have a painful stories thread?
two summers ago I got a bad sunburn on my back, and the next day got "hell's itch". Felt like I was getting stabbed with pins and needles for hours on end. It was honestly the worst thing I've ever experienced.
What's your favourite way to detoxify the good bacteria in your glands?
Personally, I go a day without eating anything but a Himalayan rock salt and coconut butter with goji berry juice smoothy and have a hot bath.
I can feel the toxins leaving my body
>this is the average brazilian woman
Why don't you just get yourself a qt brazilian gf?
ERP Thread, pictures aren't required, just be creative.
Why don't non-virgin fembots let virgin robots have practice sex with them?
bottle = 10
burger = 5
mug = 1
hotdog = variable x
burger + burger - bottle = 9
The integral of a sinc function from 0 to x is Si(x)
The integral of a sinc function from 0 to infinity is pi/2
the result is equal to 5*(pi/2-Si())
I WANT TO BE A KID I DONT WANT TO BE AN ADULT
>mfw Peter Pan by Kelsie Ballerini will never describe me
>tfw I'm prey nobody wants to chase
>used to be afraid to commit suicide because mom and family would miss me
>used to not be old enough to get a handgun in my state
>used to be afraid of dying
who /approachingtheend/ here? all day i think about the cold metal pressed against my head and the sweet release and nothingness after i pull the trigger....
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Any other fembots here /Rejected/
>Tell guy I like him in a cute lengthy confession
>Says he isn't sure
>Ask him again
>Nothing becomes of it
Why do people like this stupid game? It is no different than any other fps. Shooters are the worst genre of games. It was fun for like a week and then it got boring and repetitive. They characters are stupid. They have no depth. The gameplay is dated, and it offers nothing new. The graphics are shit; the cartoony gimmick gets old pretty quick. Overall, this one of the most overhyped pieces of shit ever made.
easy to pick up and mind numbing
kinda like mobas
>y dew sheeple liek dis gayme
For the same reason that they would like any other game, because it's fun.
I enjoyed it for like 3 months but then you realise because the game is so shallow you HAVE to do the meta or you lose. TF2 and even CoD were more fun because you can make your own play style.
Anyone else watches streams on twitch to compensate for their crippling loneliness?
Watching people live is almost like having a friend.
This thread is for people who have genuinely happy romantic relationships. Talk about your comfy gf/bf feels. Gf-less robots welcome too. No whores or degenerates please.
>being able to walk around naked with gf
>generally being able to be myself and do what I want around another person, which includes fucking her
>feel her ass, kiss her, etc whenever I feel the desire to
>cum inside her every time we see each other
>it's another "good luck finding actual conversation when you're really only going to find LARPers and unstable traps" episode
How exactly does one get NEETbux?
I was on NEETbux, I only got like 87 pounds a week, you obviously can't move out on it, being a single male doesn't put you at the top of the housing list either and even then, you'll be put into some shit hole bedsit with crack heads.
Autismbux isn't much more either, it's called ESA instead of JSA, like an extra 30-40 pounds a week I think and you have to keep going to the DR to get signed off every few months.
Why do white women believe themselves to be oppressed? What exactly is so bad about their lives? It's always white women bitching about misogyny this and sexist that. What the hell is their problem?
Only the ugly ones. They feel inferior and want to even the playing field by either guilting men into lowering their standards or tricking attractive women into thinking and acting in ways that repel men.
Don't use a smartphone and if you do use one don't get a data plan, use wifi only
Use Firefox as a browser and duckduckgo as a search engine.
Don't use tor, Signal, facebook, twitter, gmail, outlook and limit your number of phone calls. Write more letters.
Stop playing video games. Sell your television, monitor, console and buy a simple laptop. Learn enough electronics that you could take it apart and re assemble it. Every person should own and know how to use a multimeter.
Spend at least an hour every day reading. Go to the library or download books. Nobody cares about your book collection.
Use public transportation. A car is too expensive to maintain.
Write more. Even if it is just a list of things you need to do that day you should be writing every day.
Learn how to maintain your clothes. Sewing minor repairs will save you money. Wear wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.
Live with flat mates until you get a spouse or you can own property. Don't live in a place that you wouldn't feel comfortable cleaning daily.
How is it possible for normies to love a girl who has had other mens dicks in her mouth and puss?
How can normies just accept this?
how can they kiss a girl on the lips knowing they have probably had a dudes cum on them
Having sex with girls doesn't make you any happier...
Just thought you guys should know
You're going to hit your future girlfriend, aren't you?
Do it. It's fun. It feels nice.
Do any of you actually live in a room that resembles this? I've seen various pictures of fucked up living situations throughout the few boards that I frequent over the years but I'm really interested in the psychology that goes along with living in such derelict conditions.
Please post your shitty living conditions.
Random pictures you never have a reason to post thread.
Although it's pretty outdated now. TMag has done good things in the last twelve months.
gpa below 2 before the finals edition
>tfw taking a career and life planning class
I feel like a fucking idiot because I don't know what to do, I'm 24 I should have some semblance of my goals
>tfw realized my first final is in 10 days
>did bad on both the two midterms
>haven't started studying yet
it's discrete math
lately i've been getting caffeine induced psychosis from being so lonely on campus
but at home i can't study because it's too comfy
Post English translations of what Stacey says
"I just want a nice guy."
Translation: I want Chad to be nice to me.
Literally anything Stacy says she wants in a guy can be safely referred back to this one particular guy she is fucking/wants to fuck. She has no personality of her own. Her entire personality and existence is an extension of Chad
How do women enjoy small dicks after being with a big one?
What are the best majors?
Freshman still deciding here
>Add boy on Steam
>He immediately sends you pics of his penis and asks if you wanna suck it
>Secretly do but pretend like I don't
>add boy on steam
>Fall in love over the course of several months
>He thinks of me as "That guy I talk to occasionally"
Why is Warframe so comfy? There's no other game like it. There's nothing like the feeling of staying up into the darkest, longest hours of the night and just running missions with silent strangers, or better yet entirely alone. When all your normie clanmates go to sleep, you can enjoy the comfy interior of your orbiter with a fluffy alien dog at your side.
Anyone else know this feel? This is comfy sci-fi at its best. There's nothing like sitting in a pile of blankets with nothing a cheapshit anime shirt...
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Well, all the comfier I suppose. I'd find it much harder to get certain items. Starting a one-man clan at MR5 with your own dojo and nobody else to tell you how to build it has to be pretty comfy tho desu.
If you're over 6 feet do NOT call yourself a robot. You're living life on easy mode you piece of shit.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD TALLFAG