>uncutfags will never know the feel of a textured penis
Use whatever fucking word you want to make you feel better.
what's the best way to commit suicide for someone who can't get a gun or an exit bag? currently thinking of getting drunk as shit then cutting my wrists with a kitchen knife, just wondering if there's a better or easier way
dont do it op, if you cut deep enough you will severe a tendent and not able to use your hands. worry about this if there is even a possibility of being "saved".
also dont kill yourself in general. not worth it.
shut up. that isn't the topic
why can't you get an exit bag?
do you have a car? if so, park it in a garage or a seclude spot. run a garden hose from the tailpipe to one of the windows and keep the engine running. make sure to seal the window around the hose to prevent oxygen from getting in. you'll feel nauseous, you might puke, but you'll die within minutes of passing out.
hang yourself if nothing else.
I just drank a six pack and had a shot of liquor. What would happen if I went for a benadryl high right now?
You'll black out and wake up to find your pots and pans all messed up and blood and feces everywhere
If you don't leave the house, that is. If you do anything could happen, but probably only bad things.
do it OP and post pic of blood and feces everywhere tmrw
If you killed yourself RIGHT NOW, how long do you think it would be before anyone would know you were dead
I'd give it... three days.
One day for people to notice I'm nowhere around.
Two days for them to be worried and try to contact me.
Three days for them to actually involve the police and finally find the body.
how do i make friends, its hard making friends
so, start with your hobbies. find meet-ups, go to conventions, whatever. make small talk (i.e., casual talk) related to the hobby. just do that until the other person(s) begins discussing personal, non-hobby related topics. at that point you've begun a very basic friendship
>How's the jobhunt coming along, anon?
I would unironically love to go to dinner with Xev and Leia, even if no sex thing happened. I think they are both smart, cool and awesome people. That would seriously change my miserable life.
So I just got fired from Wal-Mart, what next?
How do I find a new job quick?
Is it normal to imagine yourself as the girl when watching porn?
No, get out while you still can!
t. Guy who's been doing that for decades and wants out!
Seriously, it will ruin your mind faster than fine cocaine. Like I dream of moving far away from here and starting again, but I'll still have the internet, so where did I think I was fleeing to, man?!
I've literally never even fantasized about sex as a male. I imagined myself as a girl in sexual situations before I even saw porn.
>tfw you will never be a pregnant woman
>tfw 3000 word research paper due next week
>haven't even started
>have some ideas but that's it
Try to make an outline first, highlight important ideas in the articles you are using.
That's how I did it, I highlighted everything I needed and made a 5 page essay in two hours about half an hour before I had to be at class.
And I live about half an hour from school.
I hope you fail you degenerate. Not only are you a fan of traps, which is a high level of degeneracy, you seem to be a fan of loli traps. I didn't know it could worse than it already was. You deserve to suffer more than you already are.
I've written longer shit the night before. You have a whole week. Writing is a one day process. Decide what you want to write, spend a couple hours researching, a few hours to write it, take a break for a couple hours so you can come back and read it for grammar and phrasing mistakes, done.
How do I go from overweight to fit trap, /r9k/?
Friends have called me cute before and I think if I lost weight and tried it I could make a decent trap or a least a really feminine guy
Do I lose the weight first then try to go trap mode or can I do both at the same time?
Anyone got a guide to efficiently do both?
I've never really tried losing weight, I don't mind cleaning up my diet or trying new things
I would lose weight first. Calculate your tdee here and choose one of the weight loss speeds. imo it would be best to start slow and increase as you become more comfortable with eating less. If you have the willpower for it you can do -40% or -50% of your tdee but it's very difficult for most people. Simple things to cut out are soda, sweets, and fast food.
I counted calories and drank water when I got hungry. Went from 135lbs to 123lbs in 2 months eating 800-1200 calories/day (my tdee was ~1950). Of course it wasnt healthy for me to do that but I find eating to be bothersome and can easily ignore hunger pangs.
I'm just a skinny guy so I don't have any advice on how to go trap mode. My guess would be lots of cardio, squats, and light weights
i'll help with some info i googled. i remember seeing these a while back somewhere on 4chan
Why does the world have to be like this?
Disregard humans OP and see just how truly beautiful the world is.
"Not my president"
"Not my country"
"Wait a second why are you revoking my citizenship?"
While I have no problem with what they are doing, part of me wonders if they would tolerate a protest against Clinton if she had won. The things about the hard left that scares me is their hypocritical dream of a totalitarian state.
fun fact: you can't have your citizenship revoked without first gaining citizenship somewhere else. UN (and thus all the countries that are members) have agreed upon that. i thought about renouncing my citizenship and being a "world citizen" many years back only to discover that it's impossible
Does anyone else want a slut to take their virginity?
Sure do, but it simply will not happen at 32!
Kind of comforting to know it will never happen even though its my biggest fetish.
Panty is the only slut I would give my virginity to
>post includes the term autism
Is there a worse cancer on 4chan?
The autism obsessed seem as bad as the bbc/cuck/trap threads.
copy paste the following:
How many posts does it take for a post to become "unoriginal"?
How come none of you are meticulous criminal psychopaths obsessed with beauty? If you're gonna be nuts, at least be stylish about it:
>mom knows you're insecure about your average height and says things like "wow you're so tall" etc once in a while when you're really just an insecure 5'11let
Anything under 6 makes me feel like a manlet
I'm 19 so maybe I'll grow another inch or two by the time I'm done with college. I'm close to 6 as it is but it's just enough that I can't tell myself that I'm actually 6 feet tall, which is big in my mind.
>ywn be a grizzled old west bounty hunter who falls in love with a beautiful native girl
I've been edging since 4 and its now midnight
>$2,600 in NEETbux
what's your income NEETs?
Its $2k a month. I could barely scrape by. I finally got a job and now make 85k a year, plus my "neet" bux. Going to by a McMansion next year and finally move out.
Is that per month?
It doesn't even matter, whatever the interval, literally kill yourself. It's one thing to to be socially withdrawn and not know how to interact with people, but if you literally can't even provide yourself with the means to stay alive then just fucking kill yourself.
I don't want to be subsidizing the survival of worthless degenerates.
I KEEP HAVING DREAMS WHERE I'M A WHITE GIRL AND GET IMPREGNATED BY A BLACK GUY
op man, the world is ending. and this is your calling.
aren't blacks representative of the Shadow self in dreams (for non-black people of course)? and the shadow is your unconscious mind. so, it's trying to make direct contact with you, to join with your conscious self. maybe try lucid dreaming (start with a dream journal) and getting in touch with that side of your mind
>Log into facebook
>Save crushes pic to fap to
>Get a dm
>"why are you saving my pictures"
HOLY SHIT WHAT DO?
You classify this under "shit that didn't happen"
>tfw no one to cuddle with and hug
>tfw no one to fall asleep next to
Well guys I finally figured out why she left me. I checked her facebook where she has a picture of her belly and she looks to be about 2 months pregnant. I'm sterile which means she was cucking me.
I feel like shit because I actually want kids and can't have them but I'm glad I finally know so I can forget about her and move on. Call me a normie all you want but I feel a lot better telling anons than people I know
Women are whores. God made them to be helpers and servants to men so we wouldn't be loney. That is why they have a hole and that is why they are mentally and physically inferior. That is why we can survive without them and they cant survive without us. All the near death experiences on youtube show that hell is full of women and that they were surprised there were so many men in heaven. Don't let a slut ruin your life, move on and become a spiritual man.
>Hey anon, I'm really glad you came to my game.
>Want to go somewhere afterwards?
How do you respond?
so what do u guys do for fun
I have never seen a girl cuter and as anime as this one.
She's 22, likes cute things and anime and emo music, and has never been in a relationship.
And her brother has autism and she cares for him greatly.
How often would you fuck Mexichan if she was your gf, /r9k/?
Food thread, what are you eating, what you ate, what you wish you were eating, what you hate. Post anything food itt.
>Ate a can of beans
>drank some green tea
If you must know, the beans were Heinz spanish style beans. Pretty good. Later I'll eat something similarly basic, then probably drink wine.
WE'RE TAKING THIS BOARD BACK. FUCK OUT OF HERE NORMIES.
I shall post more images, women are worthless and have no redeeming qualities about them.