It's that time of the year again friends!
The time when you get reminded that most people around you are happy and have friends, family and partners who care about them.
How are you lonely fuckers gonna be spending Christmas?
I plan on drinking and watching some great holiday movies to distract myself from the depressing reality.
Christmas is the only time i have friends. When I was in HS basically the last 2 years I got 3 friends almost by luck, which was fucking great. My expectation is that i'm going home to hang out with them, do some low level drugs, and have fun. Plus, I get to do a few video game tournaments and hang out with my family which recently i have been trying to improve my relationship with. Additionally, I'm starting on some anti-depressants, so I'm kinda hopefully for the future.
flip-side of that...
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Sounds like you're moving forward and improving things, good job anon. Take care with the anti-ds though, I've heard a lotta shitty things about them.
How come you only get to hang out with those friends of yours during the holidays? Do they go to different unis/ live far from each other?
yeah, basically a 3-4 hour drive away. That coupled with not having a car means that we only get to meet up on extended breaks. And I'm hopeful about the drug, but i don't think it will make me happy out of nowhere; just an improvement in my mood. I know there can be negative effects but those can be reversed.
If you're the OP, I hope you manage to have some fun over this season, and for as little headache from the hangovers as possible.
>I'm a hefty guy, I don't like my weight and I constantly readjust my clothes to seem baggy in public to hide it.
I want to be a mathematician but I don't feel at all smart enough. So my Intelligence.
>it's an "anon's younger Chad brother will be coming home for Christmas and flaunt how successful his wagecuck job is and brings his gorgeous fiance with him" episode
Fuck him, I love him but he makes me look bad all the time and him feeling sorry for me makes me feel worse.
>normie roommate got in a car accident
>he didn't die
How do I accept the fact I'll never experience this?
It's not so bad, you've already got someone interested in your dick, see?
What's your experience with crime?
I made it. Goodbye losers.
Yeah fuck off my board.
I never wanna see ya here again.
>tfw no hard carry gf
I have never been carried by a girl in video games and likely never will. I had e-relationships with a girl that was a d4 jungler in LoL was still better than her but that was the closest it ever got. I wish I could meet a girl better than me at video games and date her
>fembot criticizes your deck for not being tournament legal
What is wrong with Tree Of Tales? How is it over powered?
ingnore the bitch, tell her to play a real format like legacy or vintage.
it counts, it just also an artifact. People like to use the for affinity type decks because they count as an artifact for various abilities.
It was originally comboed with pic related, though that was a long time ago.
is this a girl? a boy? a trap?
what can u tell from this vague pic anon?
This giant woman keeps destroying me, she's too strong :(
Now she's throwing me out of the ring, great
Got a router what should I name it?
The girl i'm talking to gets her weed for free
what are the chances she's fucking some dude for the weed?
My high school years were awkward and forgettable.
I want to redo my youth. I want to turn back time and try again.
You gotta learn from the autism, anon.
Otherwise it controls you
Huh? You must be confused, OP. /r9k/ is a site where socially active people share their anecdotes of their rich, fulfilling, everyday lives. Sorry you didn't like high school but this isn't the place for that.
It gets better man. :)
A-a-non, I heard you were looking for women on Tindr. This can't be true right? Y-y-you told me I was the love of your life.
What are your tinder red flags?
>picture in front of some well known landmark like the eiffel tower
I don't wanna have to pretend to be interested that your parents payed for you to go to some shit hole country.
>picture at a pride parade
Yeah, no. I don't want to have to interact with your faggot friends and learn their pronouns
We don't have qt Koreans or Japs, only smelly...
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Probably not by most people's definition, but I keep my prejudices to myself and don't like to start problems with other people.
Because I've already met a few girls. It's easy when you know what to look for.
>tfw you realize penis size is actually the most important factor in determining whether or not you're good at sex
>all of the "technique" and "motion" stuff is a lie
>You'd only think those thoughts if you haven't already accepted 2D instead of 3D. 2D waifus never judge you for your cock's size, anon.
I WANT SEX
I DON'T WANT TO BE A HUGLESS KISSLESS HANDHOLDLESS VIRGIN ANYMORE
IT'S NOT FAIR
IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR
GOD DAMN IT I WANT SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
sex isn't that great and doesnt make you any more of a complete person nor will it fix any of your problems
we welcome everyone on r9k as long as they don't spam or always start shit. join and experience comfort on a level never before seen
As much as this board puts down socializing, they mostly wnjoy talking to like-minded people. Everyone also has a different idea of what a "good community" is so they all make different chats.
This one seems to be a good mix of autism and common sense and doesn't have a gorillion channels. Would recommend.
>accidentally came inside the girl
IT'S OVER BROTHERS
>just fapped to gay porn
>not even gay
what is wrong with me?
>tfw no slightly chubby, smart but lazy, that doesnt like to shave often, with blurred vision from playing games all night, hairy, charming, loving with pure love and not just for the primal urge of reproduction, wicked sense of humor, pvp'nig, warrior/zed maining, kanye west listening, rightwing, redpilled boyfriend
anyone fembots know this feel?
>"Sorry anon, if you aren't willing to love Fido like I do, we could never date. Give him a kiss. No with tongue, silly."
>"FIRST NIGGERS, NOW THIS? NOW I KNOW SOMEONE WHO'S IN NEED FOR SOME AMPUTATIONS NOW!"
how does one become the lovable fat dude?
Lonely fat writers invented the trope of the lovable fat guy. They don't exist in reality.
>tfw grandpa found the cum collider
You know the drill, post what vidya you are currently enjoying.
im stocked with Persona 4, also Tom was alone
btw died anyone knows about a japanese vidya were anime charactes fire magic powers like a shoot em up with nightcore soundtrack and 2d graphics?
>work at starbucks inside of a target
>sperg male is pretend wandering around the store because he is waiting for his order.
>hes acting like I can't see his glances
I really love big titties you guys
Same here my friend
>tfw no fembot gf with gigantic boobs
>no fembot into BBC so she asks for me to jerk it for her and she types lewd to me
who here /love college/?
>enjoy my classes
>enjoy my professors
>enjoy my classmates
>enjoy the atmosphere
What do you robots think about college?
College is great, who wouldn't want to study what they are most interested in all day? And I don't have to live with my parents which is nice.
I'm terrified to graduate though, I don't think that I am mentally fit for the workforce
Anon, why dont you sit down?
Don't mind if I do.
Pour me a Red Bull, sugartits.