>tfw still no cute lol bf
im bad at LoL and barely play it but i'd play it with a cute friend
I like reading these. I figured you sick fucks would to.
>when 13 little guy had more balls than us, holy shit !
any /robots/like ket as much as i do?
post stories, things to do etc.
Real ketamine is such a treat. It's been years since I've had a vial.
The designer stuff doesn't come close to the real deal
Those are some hefty lines guy are you trying to khole?
Last time I holed I thought I was dead it spooked me
>you make her laugh, he makes her cum
anyone else know that feel?
Has a girl ever liked you but for some reason you didn't go for it?
yeah. im scared of them realizing how autistic i am the moment i open my mouth, so i just keep it closed.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I AM SICK AND TIRED ABOUT DIETS IF I WILL NEVER ENJOY SEX WHY I STOP MYSELF FROM FUCKING EATING DELICIOUS FOODS EVERY DAY
FUCK MUH SELF IMPROVEMENT SHIT
I feel the same way, almost
I know no woman will ever love me. I know I love eating food and that being thin is artificial to me, even though I can do it. in fact I've been anorexic before because I got to a healthy weight and still wasn't satisfied.
people would actually tell me I look good now and I would disagree and say I still need to lose weight, when in reality it was just loose skin and having low muscle mass
I want to be fat again but I don't because I don't want...
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>just got a call
>start my new wagecuck job next week
I'm scared anons
How do I prepare for this
I wish I could just have a comfy NEET life forever but I can't.
I need this job but at the same time I'm scared.
Help me anons
my advice is to chill. i dont know what else to say,
What would have happened if you didnt find /r9k/?
>no place to be with your own kind
>no choice but to work on yourself
>bang fat chicks
>be a failed normie
>marry used goods
>go trough divorce
>tfw /r9k/ has gotten you into cuckolding
I don't think the 90's were as good as we think....
>implying half you autists don't wear Jnco-like jeans anyways
If you haven't upgraded to skinny or at least slim jeans yet you CANNOT complain about being a robot
>connect with guy
>he's masturbating on cam
>gives me the finger
Why do normies do this?
>It's even weirder when they talk to you normally and pull out their dick
any of you ever thought you're someone's oneitis?
not at the moment, but ive had girls like me. i dont even know why.
im avoidant so its useless anyway
i was a psycho girl's oneitis for a while. we made out one time and then like 2 years later when she had a boyfriend he got pissed at me and said "why the fuck does my gf keep telling me to be more aggressive in bed like you". being a failed normie sucks
I would literally do anything for a fembot gf. What do I need to do?
>He eats raw Pasta at 11pm every day
>He chews on raw ice
>He has a lighter even though he doesnt smoke
>That feel when I do 2 of these unironically and people know this
What's it like, brobots? I lived in a few as a kid buy my mom handled everything then.
no experience but from what i've looked up (getting kicked out pretty soon) homeless shelters are usually avoided by the homeless if they can avoid it. full of bad stuff and they're usually full and when they're not you only get to stay for a short time. better find a comfy spot on the street anon
It's like living a really shitty college dorm with ghetto people that will steal from you if they can. You're going to be stuck with some of the scummiest people possible and you will either commit yourself to something to get our, or end up homeless. If you aren't a fat cunt I recommend joining your forces.
>tfw I found out the Chad who bullied me growing up has a literal pencil dick
>have one chance in life
>be born a poo in the loo brown person.
Gora memes hold no power over you.
There is another paradigm to which you are better attuned.
>mfw all my friends tell me how much they love their girlfriends or want girlfriends
>mfw all my friends tell me how much they want to fuck a girl
>mfw i have never had any feelings to fuck anyone, let alone be in a relationship
Whats wrong with me?
Why don't YOU have a sugarmommy yet?
Don't you want a MILF to pay for all your things?
>be 18 year old kv
>6'4", look about 16 with face, not too autistic but loner
>hire prostitutes so I can have normie sex skills
>get qt sugarmommy
Is this strategy flawless tactcial excellence?
holy fuck i am so bored all the time
at least you dont have stress that is killing you
at least you don't have to study for shit that you hate
at least you dont have to start studying before exams 24 hours before them because you hate studying and you leave it until the last moment possible
at least you dont feel like shit not studying enough
at least you're a roastie free bitch that doesnt have stress
The most NEET approved sandwich is back baby THE MCRIB get those neetbucks ready you can get one McRib for about $2.99 or a combo for about $5.99 and I'm talking about the large combo for my super sized NEET's go get one robots I'm eating 3 right now.
I can't wait until fast food gets completely automated, I actually kind of like the mcrib but I can't handle dealing with fast food servers, they're always so loud and they yell at me about how I need to speak up
Can someone recommend me some robot music? I mean music written and played by actual robots.
YOU GOTTA DO WHAT?
l GOTTA REDEEM!
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
l GOTTA RELIEVE!
YOU GOTTA DO WHAT?
I GOTTA RECEIVE!
BUT MOST IMPORTANT....
I GOTTA ______
Who here bites their nails?
>ashamed to touch people because they might see nails
>ashamed to put hands flat on a table
>ashamed to normally hold a grip in public transport
>have to position hand and fingers so people cant see nails
>never comfortable doing things with my hands around other people
Today the girl i like told me to feel how warm her neck is
it was freezing outsideand i was so hesitent to do it because i was afraid ill scratch her or something with my working class, destroyed hands
Now, my nails are not as bad as pic related, but i bit them all throughout childhood which left me with these fingernails that are a few milimeters under the tip of my finger. But the worst part is the skin around the nails. I have to constantly trim it and do all sorts of shit because its contantly growing back but ugly and shitty
>ashamed to touch people because they might see nails
>Today the girl i like told me to feel how warm her neck is
FUCKING NORMIE HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I NOT TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HERE FUCK OFF TO FACEBOOK OR SOME OTHER NORMIE SHIT
Havent you heard?
This is a chad board now. You can fuck off to tumblr with the rest of the easily triggered special snowflake people.
Thanks man. Havent thought of that.
>ask a simple. fucking. question.
>every god damn reply is not even a real answer.
>people are asking me questions back "why do you care"
>not a single fucking yes or no.
I FUCKING HATE THE HUMAN RACE.
IT'S SO GOD DAMN HARD TO HAVE YOUR QUESTION DIRECTLY ANSWERED ON THIS FUCKING PLANET
IF I ASK A GOD DAMN YES OR NO QUESTION, YOUR ANSWER BETTER FUCKING BE A YES OR NO. I HATE READING A FUCKING 20 LINE REPLY AND I CAN"T DECIPHER IF THE FUCKER MEANS YES OR NO STILL
Random content creator episode 3: How times have changed
>that kid thread
>that kid who shit in the girls bathroom urinal
what's it like dating somebody less intelligent than yourself?
me and this girl are pretty into eachother but she isn't the smartest
she's a nice person and a qt
I unironically like fat chicks
tfw ex-girlfriend just died.
tfw ex-girlfriend in a mental asylum somewhere in romania