Why does /r9k/ have such shitty rooms? You should learn how to properly decorate or at least clean up like me.
>haircut lady starts talking to you
>"gf" thinks I'm going to marry her
>just using her for free sex and social connections
hi i am sad i wond er if any 1 can show me too how i wash feet? mi feet are dirt badely smeling.
>grow up in a poor family and move around a lot, don't make many friends as a child
>do a bunch of extracurricular activities to compensate for that and fill my time
>want to be an astronaut but no women allowed so go to college for polysci
>nobody likes me, I look like the crazy cat lady and I spend all my time studying and participating in politics clubs with guys who think I'm annoying
>doesn't matter, gonna...
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She's /ourgirl/ honestly. Fuck Trump, I want Madam Prez to heal our wounds and wow us with her breasts.
She got into some shit, but I think she had our best interests at heart. She was the nerdy girl who dreamed of civil service all her life like that protag from Parks and Rec, even though everyone shit on her.
>tried to shave head with only a razor and water (no shaving cream or electric clipper)
>multiple cut wounds on scalp
>hurts like hell
>now half my head is shaved and I look like a fucking clown
Why am I so retarded?
just pass it all off as battles scars
best way out of it
I ordered some pants online and got small cause some of the reviews said they're a little long. I'm 5'9". I got the pants, and they sag like 4 inches below my feet. WTF? now I have to go through returning the stupid shit, I knew ordering pants online was a bad idea but they were a good deal.
Should I start shopping in the kiddy section since I'm an x-S 5'9"? REEEEEEEEEE
>tfw you are 5'7
>Find girls who are much taller than you very attractive
>Pretty much in every class so far in college I see them
>Too much of a spergelord to talk to them
>Fap to asian porn of manlet and giant women
>would date a 6'6" grill who liked to wear heels if she were pretty and had a nice body and weren't a cunt
>6'2" blondes in yoga pants buying pumpkin spice everywhere
Being the product of a combative single mother left me completely unable to talk to girls.
Also, there are apparently a ton of 6'4"+ women in their 40's and 50's in california, and they all look like rock trolls from the hobbit movies.
She asks him if he's been drinking his milk while teasing him, gives him a bear hug, and swings him around like a small child or a rag doll if anyone's wondering what happens in this pic that's supposed to be a gif.
>t. seen it before
black 'men' heh
Do you like christmas lights? Got any hung up?
originaru christmasaru lightsaru
You can hang them in your room for maximum comfy
>browsing 4chan in public
>see a meme only people on that specific board understand
>start laughing uncontrollably ans have to try and contain it making that choking sound while going bright red.
IVE BEEN HAVING A HUGE PANIC ATTACK FOR THE PAST 4 HOURS AND FEEL LIKE IM GONNA DIE
My cute tranny gf just broke up with me because she found out I browse 4chan and that I voted for Trump
I don't know what to do desu. She was all I had and all I wanted. I lost all my friends because they thought I was a faggot for dating a tranny and my parents pretty much disowned me. I really really loved this """"girl"""", we were just two losers against the world.
Would it make sense to kill myself in this situation or am I not thinking clearly. I think I'd like to be dead.
Pic is of an unrelated trans girl
I've been thinking a lot. How do I feel again? Today, one of my younger friends, went into surgery to get a brain tumor removed. I've known this girl since she was 8. The news that she had a brain tumor and may never wrestle again (wrestling is her passion) didn't phase me. I put on a sad face but I didn't feel sad. This has been a recurring thing in my life, I lost my passion for love, I'm not as enthusiastic about wrestling as I've always been, every game of magic the gathering is just another game (mtg is my life), I'm not exited for a Disneyland...
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Maybe you're just a literal psychopath?
Have you ever turned down a girl that liked you?
Yes, in school, the moment was kinda awkward because she cried in front of me, but i ignored her and go on with my life. For years i felt guilty of causeing her pain but, after time i learn to forgive myself.
And i'm still a proud kv.
Pretty cute Alpacasso's. Her videos are fun to watch even if they aren't meant for neckbeards. She has a nice calming voice and it's nice to just sit back and watch a pretty girl do something that isn't degrading or get killed for once. Any other robots genuinely enjoy her? I found her because of /r9k/ so I'm sure there are other robots here who like her.
just in case you didnt see it in threads before, self promotion is against the rules on 4chan. this is a board for friendly discussion, not for you to advertise your youtube channel. saged. have a nice day.
>tfw intp without the intelligence
>tfw INFP but everyone thinks I'm an emotionless psychopath
>tfw intp and litterally the only compliment I have ever recieved throughout my life is "you are so smart."
Can the normies ever develop meaningful emotions and express them thoughtfully?
Good evening robots, was wondering if any of you have had success with online dating. I have a massive fear of rejection and I think online dating would help. Any advice?
Tinder is tricky. You REALLY have to have a good profile pic with dumbshit in the bio. You will get ZERO matches if you look the least bit average or below on your pic. Also helps if you are in a big city or close to a big city
Asian guys and white guys should be best friends among the horde of shitskins.
Is the Air Force a good option for a lazy NEET?
>chatting with qt smoothie girl at work (mall) for a while
>have two smallish dates, coffee and walking her dogs
>ask her if shes free this week, she says maybe and asks me if I like her
>"anon, you do know I'm a lesbian, right?"
If I've been talking to a girl for like 9 months now and she has never once talked about previous boyfriends and
I have never seen a picture of her with a guy, should I be worried that shes a lesbian?
What goes through the mind of these girls who like being treated like shit by guys? Like seriously some girls can't be with a guy if he isn't abusing her (emotionally or even physically) 75% of the time.
>mfw woman lose their power when sex bots and true VR arrive.
>MFW MGTOW becomes mainstream.
I'm looking forward to it. Not just the technology, but the raw, visceral enjoyment of watching women go bat-shit fucking crazy at the loss of their power to control men.
Let's be honest. We men have TEN TIMES MORE TESTOSTERONE in our system than women. The main reason we pursue them is for sexual compatibility, which we know, not only puts women in an incredibly advantaged position to control the relationship, we also know with pathetic regularity, the sex wanes over time, i.e., she turns you down more and more as time passes.
You guys should spend some time on /out/ helping the few MGTOW there with the organization of the men's commune.
With no women to distract us or weigh us down, we can achieve our true potential
How do I improve my speaking voice?
Been wondering about this, too, OP. High pitche nasal voice here. I plan to work through my copies of Richard Love's Vocal Power guide and It's The Way You Say It by Carol Fleming. Besides that I plan to start doing some vocal exercises they recommend for actors/singers, like the King Kong one.
I'll never be able to get my voice as deep as I'd like, but with some work hopefully I can project and resonate better and that itself makes a pretty big difference. Also becoming more articulate and well-spoken would be nice.
I wouldn't mind having a squeeky voice, but I actually sound mentally handicapped when I play back my voice in recordings. I'm barely intelligible and sound like I'm slurring the whole time. What do? How can I improve?
First post to end in 7 decides whether or not I go back to college
I fucking HATE people who self diagnose themselves with depression and say shit like "God I feel so depressed right now" after anything remotely bad happens to them. FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DEPRESSION IS YOU FUCKING NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT
and yes, I'm talking about YOU
BECAUSE my friend
FEELING ANNOYED != DEPRESSION
Also, people are devaluing the word by using it so much, which means that its harder for people with actual depression to translate how they feel.
I mean, I dont know if I have depression or not, I've never been to a shrink or anything.
But every aspect of my life is a total disaster so does it really matter whether or not I call it depression?
I know there are some normalfags here, how do you actually have sex? I know pee pee goes in vagina but what's the normal procedure? When I actually start to think about it it seems very awkward.
>tfw America soldiers think they're heroes
>"we go onto other people's soil so you can have freedom at home"
>tfw they don't realize they're the bad guys
When will this meme end?
Bring this up IRL for a good laugh.
People here are so brainwashed in the US that they honestly think we've been fighting the good fight for the last 200+ years. We're always the good guys in our own little John Wayne propaganda films.
Disgusting. How can I fuck with her, knowing her FB account and whereabouts?
>Losing interest in video games, anime and 4chan
Now what the fuck do I do? There is nothing left for me. This is fucking hell.
its called depression m8
happened to me absolute years ago. now the only things i derive any kind of joy or satisfaction from are drink, drugs, and sexual pursuits (mostly masturbating to weird fetish shit)
>Anon, I had an accident, can you please change me?
Are you kinkshaming me?