What should I do with 50k I inherited? I know it's not much but it might be the most cash I'll ever see, so I'm afraid to touch it.
>tfw 24 and flipping burgers
Everyone has to start somewhere
>tfw when thought I had aids yesterday
>have bareback with escort for 1 minute
>3 weeks after feel sick
>think I might have HIV
>flu lasts 12 hours now going away
>realize that if was an HIV flu it would be the worst flu of my life
>it ain't shit
have a free pepe
>fucked a whore bb last year
>got sick the next day
>sick for a week straight
>thought i had hiv and should kill myself
>get std test a month later
>came back negative
you're gonna make it familia
>tfw got my first gf
>tfw fucked her 9 times over this weekend
>tfw now officially a normie
It's been fun guys. I lucked out hard. I don't deserve this at all.
jk I am going to keep shitposting here till the world ends.
The time has come to bow down to your normie overlords, one thread at a time.
She'll prob fuck some other guy and crush your heart. But till then be as happy as you can! :D
GET OUT NORIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do normies have a fucking fear of eating alone or something?
Every day, every goddamn day when I go to my uni's cafeteria to get something to eat.
>OMG why are you eating ALONE, anon?!
>come eat with us!
god fucking damn it i just want to put something in my stomach so i don't die and then fuck off back to my room what the shit is this
Yeah I used to hate this too when I was still in contact with classmates.
I was eating at the cafeteria twice a day, when I felt hungry.
Why the hell would I make sure to meet with someone every time? What kind of sad and needy people do this?
>wow anon you sound like someone who would go on 4chan hahahahahah
The only way you would know this is if you went on 4chan yourself. Otherwise you wouldn't recognize it. Dumbass.
That applies to reddit too. People on here calling each other reddit. How would you know if you supposedly don't browse it?
I was out drinking last night, got in at 2:30am had long bath went to sleep, got up at 7:30pm. Fapped twice, gonna eat spaghetti and get more alcohol. Who drinking here?
Sounds very comfy
I too went out drinking 2 days ago with some buddies at the local comfy bar, had way too many beers and shots and drank everything way too fast which resulted in me being hungover as fuck the morning after and basically throwing up all day and laying sick in my bed watching youtube videos
nonetheless comfy as fuck weekend
pic related, its the scene of the crime
>close 4 chan tab
>try to think what other sites do i use
>no other site other then 4chan comes in mind
which other sites do you use /r9K/
why do you refuse to work?
Do you know anyone that legitimately went crazy?
My little sister unfortunately went insane.
She was raped by our father for years before one day when she was 9 she stabbed him to death. When we found her she was hugging his dead mutilated body.
From then on she slowly started going insane. Killing animals, drawing fucked up things all the time, she refused to go outside and do anything. Eventually she started talking to imaginary people and getting upset when you didn't acknowledge their presence. She got completely disattached from reality so we had to put her in a mental hospital. She's been there...
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OH MY GOTT
THE WAGEKEK GESTAPO IS FORCING ME TO WORK THIS WEEK
I HAVE NOT WORKED SINCE 2014
omfg I am so dreading this :(
Cheer me up? male 34 Holland
How easy do you think it would be for you to have sex by the end of the week?
You know the drill.
Write a letter to someone that might or might not read it.
I wish you would just acknowledge me the same one i acknowledge you, i just hope through time that we can grow closer again and that we can hopefully get together sometime. that would make me happy.
A guy just made fun of me for not knowing first aid or how to solder something. Do people really need to pad their ego that badly? I know he's not dumb enough to think everyone learns everything
It is pretty pathetic that an adult male doesn't know how to solder.
>I know he's not dumb enough to think everyone learns everything
Yeah, you're just too busy just learning all those other things, that's why.
>It is pretty pathetic that an adult male doesn't know how to solder
How do you feel about this now ?
Yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.